Aug 23, 2009 21:47
Okay guys.
I have an awesome idea to propose. Well, it's not so much an idea as it is a theory. I honestly believe it's beyond the hypothesis state. Pour this into your brains...
Zombies. What do they do? Well, they eat people, wreck things, smell gross, and generally infest everything. Essentially, take over the world.
Robots. What do they do? Help people, only until the people are completely dependent upon them, and/or they become self-aware and then... They take over the world.
Politicians. What do they do? Well, they lie, cheat, and steal to gain people's trust, and help people only to gain their undying devotion and dependence. Once and again... Essentially, take over the world.
See what I mean? Robots, zombies, politicians... They're all the same! They must be robotic-zombies, surely bent on world domination!
And to throw another wrench into the gearbox... Aliens. What do they do? Eeeuuuhhgg, all kindsa gross stuff, but above all they seek WORLD DOMINATION.
So there you have it. Politicians are really robot-zombie aliens, hellbent on world domination. Now the question is... What're you doing to stop it?
Light travels faster than sound, that's why somebody looks pretty bright. Until you hear them speak.
All that aside, is anybody else realizing that the monster in this country has been awakened from its slumber? It is happening. People are beginning to speak up and voice their opinions, but more importantly... Their opposition to the rapid descent into socialism. For the first time in many months, there is but a dim glimmer of hope.
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