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Mar 05, 2008 22:29

The Stargate one

1. Who are you?
Captain Harry Font, Rifle Brigade on secondment to the SAS and currently detached to UKGC.

2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
No

3. How old are you?
Offical secret

4. What's your height?
Restricted information.

5. Are you a virgin?
With two kids and one on the way.. let me see... err Yes

6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Yes

7. Do you have any kids?
No

8. What's your favorite food?
Bangers and mash

9. Have you killed anyone?
It is the policy of her majesties armed forces to detain where possible and us minimal violence to acheive it's aims with least impact on the enviroment. No i have not killed anyone, i have specifically killed what i was aiming at in an ergonomic and efficant manner at the smalest cost to the tax payer. £ to bullit ratio an am very cost efective.

10. Have any secrets?
No, i know everything i know.

11. Do you love anyone?
Yes i gave her a gun last birthday.

12. What is your job?
To defend the earth and there by the united kingdom from threats both external and internal.

13. Boy or girl?
Give up, whats the answer?

14. What do you do to relax?
paint naked women, when the paint dries i help wash it off them.

15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
point out the error of their ways

16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Bring them the head of their arch enemy.

17. What do you regret most in life?
tetra cardboard milk cartons

18. Do you like your maker?
more over do they like me ?

19. Do you dream?
Ohh yes.
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