Dear Santa Meme
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, longtail (-5000 points). Last Sunday I pushed gabrielhorse in the mud (-17 points). In May I broke chrissawyer's X-Box (-12 points). In September I turned calydor in for littering (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5102 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tanamin
Maybe the Genocide thing was over the top, but dammit, those Amish have had it coming for a while.
So, anyone want to volunteer to give me that spanking?