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[tanakablue]

 Hello, I am Tanaka Kouhei. I am half of Jyousei Shonan's doubles Unit. (The half without magenta hair.) Unless you are the Golden Pair, we could probably beat you.

To whoever reads this, there are a few points that I would like to establish first.

1. Yes, Youhei and I are twins. Do you have a problem with that?
2. No, my hair colour is not natural.

Comments

[faded_prodigy]

Your school is made of fail.

[OOC: Midoriyama/Jyousei rivalry FTW! :D]

[tanakablue]

...you're sure one to talk, aren't you?
You go to Midoriyama.

I'd like to see you beat us in Doubles 1. Or anything else.

[ooc: XDD]

[faded_prodigy]

S-Shut up! At least we don't have a creepy pedophile for a coach!

Kitamura and Takase could own your sorry butts! And so could I! ...I-If I played doubles at all...

[tanakablue]

Hanamura-san's not a creepy paedophile. I'll have you know that Shinjou some people would beat you so bad you couldn't stand just for that statement.

And as for the rest....you wish. I haven't even heard of them. There's no way they could last two games against Jyousei's Unit.

How can you even call yourself a tennis player if you don't play doubles? That's too bad...I'll have to beat you in Singles some time instead.

[faded_prodigy]

Yes she is! And she ever tries to come near me again, I'm gonna--...erm...tell my dad on her! I don't care if she just wants to discuss the benefits of joining Jyousei and using her equipment! She makes it sound really wrong when she says it! A-And your stupid robot doesn't scare me!

Kitamura and Takase are the best doubles team to have ever come out of Midoriyama! Don't you insult their strength! They've been conditioned by pros and could wipe the floor with you and your brother!

Shut up! There's been no reason for me to need to play doubles! I work better when I'm only having to think for myself and we already have perfectly matched doubles teams. And I'd like to see you try, blue boy. Much like Seigaku's Echizen, I've been doing this my whole life. I could take you, no problem.

[tanakablue]

Coward. And if you aren't scared of what Shinjou might do to you if he heard you talk like that about Hanamura-sensei, you aren't just a coward but a retard.
If it comes down to conditioning by pros, too, Jyousei's 'coordination' and equipment is way more helpful than some ex-champion with a pot belly. Our Unit doesn't need pros to beat any doubles teams Midoriyama can throw at us.

And since Echizen is such a genius as well, he has a right to be a spoiled brat. You don't.
Incidentally, I see no need to play singles. Doesn't mean I can't beat you anyway.

[ooc: are we going by the anime or the manga? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Jyousei beat Midoriyama in the anime and Midoriyama beat Jyousei in the manga...]

[faded_prodigy]

I'm not a coward! And I'm not a retard either! You're the retard, seeing as you don't have the common sense to stay away from a woman like that

[tanakablue]

No matter how weird you might think Hanamura-sensei is, she's a million times better at teaching than your ex-champion dad who can't teach his son to play tennis properly, and if you want to call Youhei girly, I can tell you that at least he isn't a whiny stuck-up brat who can't live without his precious papa.
And no, I'm not jealous. Because proper coordination and determination and faith in oneself can win over whatever it is he taught you. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

Besides, if Hanamura-sensei never mentioned you to the rest of us except that time we beat you, you can't be that good. She was going on about Echizen for weeks.