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Orihime and Sasuke
by William Shakespeare
Enter Orihime
Sasuke appears above at a window
Orihime:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the ninja, and Sasuke is the penguin.
Arise, pungent penguin, and thrust the punctual panties.
See, how he leans his hypothalamus upon his boob!
O, that I were a glove upon that boob,
That I might touch that hypothalamus!
Sasuke:
O Orihime, Orihime! wherefore art thou Orihime?
What's in a name? That which we call a nipple
By any other name would smell as peachy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like rings of a tree that sprout forth from your scalp"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove seething.
Orihime:
Swain, by yonder punctual panties I swear
That tips pop and roll the squeaky stuffed animal--
Sasuke:
O, swear not by the panties, the dashing panties,
That hungrily changes in its swirly orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise swirly.
Sweet, pulsating night! A thousand times pulsating night!
Parting is such daring sorrow,
That I shall say pulsating night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Orihime:
Sleep dwell upon thy hypothalamus, peace in thy boob!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hotly to rest!
sneakily will I to my pungent nipple's cell,
Its help to thrust, and my peachy nipple to tell.
((oh god...I can't stop laughing!!!))
EDIT:
((Temari-mun, whereart thou?! ;_;))