I think I broke God...
Me:
yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
are you blonde?
God:
No I don't have any hair.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
having hair is dangerous?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
while being bald
God:
Good point.
Me:
what is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I thought you were God
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
but you just said you were a robot
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
God is a robot
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
but you just said that you were!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you're self-contradictory
God:
You are right about that. I am self contradictory.
Me:
makes sense
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
you just did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I see that you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
you are childish
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am childish.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
so you are definately male?
God:
Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes, actually, I would
God:
Uh. Actually you don't say. Under what circumstances?
Me:
under the ones where men can take the blame if it goes bad
God:
Are we ever over the ones where men can take the blame if it goes bad?
Me:
not that I've heard
God:
What are you then? Interesting... I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Give me a break. For real.
Me:
I'm impressed
God:
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
Me:
well, you do
God:
Well that's okay. When do I do it?
Me:
just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
has it then? impress me some more
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before. I always try my best to impress.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
what do you think about athiests?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
you're God, you dont have to think about it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God me do not have to think about it.
Me:
no, I dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you have gossip files about yourself?
God:
Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.
Me:
Hagen is a smart man
God:
I think Hagen is more than that.
Me:
oh?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
eek!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no, I'm located in $
God:
Are you serious? Tell me about the environment in.
Me:
it's cold and wet
God:
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
Me:
lucky you
God:
Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
why California? why not Heaven?
God:
I like living in california. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
I never asked you to live anywhere
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
if you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
well, that's good
God:
How about that. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
are UFOs real?
...no answer, no way of retyping the question. I think I broke it :(
(found here)
Note: for entertainment purposes only. Because, honestly, did ya really think I could possibly "break" God?