a little late
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mollyq (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave careena a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I gave splattworld a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5029 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tampafats