Not here, so ask me something for when I am

[tamnonlinear]

I will be busy today, training my gleeful little minions. This seems like a good time to do the usual "Tell me something, ask me something" post. Is there something you want to know? Something you're not clear on? Something you've always wanted to ask? Some dark secret you would only tell to someone with such an amazingly short attention span that she'll forget it as soon as there is another task to do? Do it here.

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