I need your opinion on hats!

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As many of you know, I only have three talents in life.

I make really good brownies.
I give excellent shoulder massages.
and
I look good in hats.

This last one has been bugging me a bit lately, because I do not actually own a general-use hat for wearing.

So I want to get a hat. There are just so many styles to choose from. A hat really says something about you. You can keep things under your hat. You can tip your hat. You can throw your hat in the air. Really, people don't wear enough hats.

Help me pick a hat:

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