Time for another round of "let's look at Siobhan's subconscious!"
Because I can't be bothered explaining my dream twice, you get it in chat form. XD
Ebony: also, I had a dream last night
not in the Martin Luther King sense
Ji: aw, man
tell
Ebony: it was half funny, and half vexing.
like, I'm not sure how these two parts connected, though I suspect they did and I've forgotten a bit
Ebony: but there was this little black poodle puppy that looked like Ebony when she was a baby and I was like "AAAAW" so I kept it. In addition to the real Ebony. and Rohan came into the kitchen while I was holding it and was like, wait, what? last time I checked porkums was like so: *it was THIS BIG gesture*. And I was like, yeah, this isn't Ebony, Ebony is over there: *points to kitchen chair that Ebony always lies on, where she is indeed spread out*
And then Rohan said something about duplicating jeans and being annoyed because if you don't do it right the stains, tears, whatev, get bigger. And I was like, "..........." and checked the puppy. And the puppy had all Ebony's scars. And I was like, OMG, EBONY CLONE. HOW THE FUCK?
And then my mum told a story about how when she was a child she had a donkey, and one day she found another donkey that turned out to be a clone of her donkey. And in the back of my mind, I was like "since when did mum ever own a donkey?" and at the forefront of my mind, "how did they even clone her without me knowing? and why was the puppy just wandering around for me to find? WEIRD, MAN."
but I was like, YAY, EBONY CLONE. I LOVE THEM BOTH.
Ji: donkey ... up a minaret!
Ebony: that was just way on crack. I think there may have been a more scientific concern there about the puppy aging quicker, but I don't remember.
anyway, the other part of the dream
Ebony: For some reason people had taken up residence in my room. I'd been not using it for a while and they were there for some purpose or other-- delivery, maybe-- but then they'd decided to stay there. And I was like, bastards! My stuff's still in there! and I went in there to get this box with important... scented dragon candles... LOOK I DON'T KNOW it had something to do with the part of the dream I forgot which was more like RPG dungeon-y exploration stuff, but it was important and I needed it for something. And there were like, rar, get out! And I was like, AUGH I AM SO SUEING YOU PEOPLE. MY FAMILY ARE ALL LAWYERS. >(
And they were like, yeah, whatev man, you can try.
And then I was talking to my dad, and he was like, well the problem is that we can't sue them for trespass because they were invited on to the land. So we were all trying to think of some sneaky more obscure action to bring, and I was thinking, there's something wrong with this. I know it's illegal, but I can't figure out how.
And then I woke up and was like, wtf? It BECOMES trespass as soon as permission is revoked and they don't get off the land.
And why am I dreaming about trespass to land when I haven't studied for over a year anyway?
Ji: ....
i have no idea
Ebony: *brightly* so anyway, that's my subconscious! Sueing people for trespass, finding treasures in random dungeons and cloned poodles!
Ji: you are indiana jones
THE END.
(In other news, I'm trying to do a 24 hour take home exam for Japanese which is basically a comprehension paper and makes my brain hurt. "[japanese] Do you think the salaryman's letter answers the housewife's letter?[/japanese]" "OH GOD I HAVE ANSWER THIS IN JAPANESE. [japanese] On the one hand, he has said that in order to get ahead in the world it is necessary to be in 24 hour service to the company--[/japanese] AUGH MY BRAIN HURTS.")
Ebony: also, I had a dream last night
not in the Martin Luther King sense
Ji: aw, man
tell
Ebony: it was half funny, and half vexing.
like, I'm not sure how these two parts connected, though I suspect they did and I've forgotten a bit
Ebony: but there was this little black poodle puppy that looked like Ebony when she was a baby and I was like "AAAAW" so I kept it. In addition to the real Ebony. and Rohan came into the kitchen while I was holding it and was like, wait, what? last time I checked porkums was like so: *it was THIS BIG gesture*. And I was like, yeah, this isn't Ebony, Ebony is over there: *points to kitchen chair that Ebony always lies on, where she is indeed spread out*
And then Rohan said something about duplicating jeans and being annoyed because if you don't do it right the stains, tears, whatev, get bigger. And I was like, "..........." and checked the puppy. And the puppy had all Ebony's scars. And I was like, OMG, EBONY CLONE. HOW THE FUCK?
And then my mum told a story about how when she was a child she had a donkey, and one day she found another donkey that turned out to be a clone of her donkey. And in the back of my mind, I was like "since when did mum ever own a donkey?" and at the forefront of my mind, "how did they even clone her without me knowing? and why was the puppy just wandering around for me to find? WEIRD, MAN."
but I was like, YAY, EBONY CLONE. I LOVE THEM BOTH.
Ji: donkey ... up a minaret!
Ebony: that was just way on crack. I think there may have been a more scientific concern there about the puppy aging quicker, but I don't remember.
anyway, the other part of the dream
Ebony: For some reason people had taken up residence in my room. I'd been not using it for a while and they were there for some purpose or other-- delivery, maybe-- but then they'd decided to stay there. And I was like, bastards! My stuff's still in there! and I went in there to get this box with important... scented dragon candles... LOOK I DON'T KNOW it had something to do with the part of the dream I forgot which was more like RPG dungeon-y exploration stuff, but it was important and I needed it for something. And there were like, rar, get out! And I was like, AUGH I AM SO SUEING YOU PEOPLE. MY FAMILY ARE ALL LAWYERS. >(
And they were like, yeah, whatev man, you can try.
And then I was talking to my dad, and he was like, well the problem is that we can't sue them for trespass because they were invited on to the land. So we were all trying to think of some sneaky more obscure action to bring, and I was thinking, there's something wrong with this. I know it's illegal, but I can't figure out how.
And then I woke up and was like, wtf? It BECOMES trespass as soon as permission is revoked and they don't get off the land.
And why am I dreaming about trespass to land when I haven't studied for over a year anyway?
Ji: ....
i have no idea
Ebony: *brightly* so anyway, that's my subconscious! Sueing people for trespass, finding treasures in random dungeons and cloned poodles!
Ji: you are indiana jones
THE END.
(In other news, I'm trying to do a 24 hour take home exam for Japanese which is basically a comprehension paper and makes my brain hurt. "[japanese] Do you think the salaryman's letter answers the housewife's letter?[/japanese]" "OH GOD I HAVE ANSWER THIS IN JAPANESE. [japanese] On the one hand, he has said that in order to get ahead in the world it is necessary to be in 24 hour service to the company--[/japanese] AUGH MY BRAIN HURTS.")