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So, like, Mari and I were on the phone for five hours again last night...
And OBVIOUSLY, this spawned FFVII boyband. *pause* Whaaaaaaaat? Why are you looking at me like that?
C&P with conversation for convenience!
Kattaiya: see, it went like this:
I was telling her about how Sephiroth is voiced by Lance from *Nsync and we started joking about Sephiroth breaking out into Bye Bye Bye. I was like, zomg, can you imagine? They'd make the best boy band ever! Cloud would be the lead singer, because the lead singer is always the young, blond, sulky slutty one! Sephiroth would be the sarcastic too-cool-for-school one, Vincent would be the quiet older mature one, Reno would be the skanky bad boy with the drugs and the sex and the booze and the messy clothes, and Zack would be the fun-loving joking one who is nice to all the fangirls!
I can go on. We came up with a whole plot for it.
Becky: But you haven't answered the most important question! WHAT WILL THEIR BANDNAME BE?
Kattaiya: WELL CLEARLY I MUST GO ON AND UNVEIL THE WHOLE PLOT TO YOU!
Kattaiya: Sephiroth and Cloud would, because of their UST, get into arguments a lot over stupid things, with Reno egging them on and Vincent ignoring them and Zack trying to get them together. When it came to band naming time, Vincent would be disinterested, and Cloud and Sephiroth wouldn't be able to agree, so Reno and Zack would try to steal the initiative and name them after bad sexual innuendo cocktail names! To which Sephiroth and Cloud would unite and be like NO.
"Sex on the beach!"
"NO."
"Screaming orgasm!"
"NO!"
"Oh, come oooooon."
"Heh, come!"
"Shut up, Reno."
"You've got no sense of humour, spikey."
Kattaiya: and then they'd end up being called something boring like the meteorites. or something. or mako-lite. and Zack would whine every time they went to a bar how much cooler it'd be if they were the screaming orgasms.
and sephiroth would buy him alcohol, just to shut him up.
Kattaiya: at one point, Sephiroth and Cloud would have a big lover's spat. or maybe UST spat. And Sephiroth would leave the band and form Sephiroth and the Clones.
Becky: *laughing* That's great. <3
Kattaiya: also, the girls would have a girl band.
Kattaiya: Mari and I had to work very hard to come up with five girls
Kattaiya: at one point, Jenova was Scary Spice
Becky: *laugh*
Kattaiya: we eventually ended up with:
Marin: Baby Spice
Tifa: Sporty Spice
Yuffie: Scary Spice
Aerith: Cetra Spice (to replace Ginger XD)
Elena: Posh Spice
Meanwhile, I did drabbles again.
X/Tokyo Babylon
Lipstick, Tohru/Saya: finmefiant
Gift shopping, Karen and Seishirou: _leareth
Polish, TohruxKamui: shineko
Daddy, Kamui: shineko
Mirage of Blaze
Caffeine and early morning, Naoe/Takaya: thehoyden
HanaKimi
Laughter, Io/Ebi: ninjatrauma
Origithingy
Literary references and anger, Af/Sandy: fahye
A moment of realisation, Gabriel: fahye
Random
Icon drabble, girl with black wings: tahira_saki
And done! And now I sleep.
If anybody still wants drabbles, they are welcome to ask at that post.