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Kattaiya: did I tell you about how yesterday when I was watching the powerpuff girls I realised that two of the bad guys had become a gay couple since the last time I watched?
schiarire: haaa
Kattaiya: seriously. omfg SO FUCKED UP. like, they were both enemies I had seen before. And Satan is fucked up anyway because he wears one of those porn-ish short santa dresses and thigh high boots and is incredibly camp (SERIOUSLY, WTF, CHILDREN'S SHOW), and Mojo Jojo is an evil genius monkey.
schiarire: o.o
Kattaiya: the evil male version of the powerpuff girls! I think Mojo Jojo created them! But anyway, the episode involved Mojo and Satan fighting over the children trying to prove which of them was the MORE EVIL PARENT. And then at the end while they're yelling at each other the kids are all, screw you, the only evil thing we're interested in is destroying the Powerpuff girls! and they fly off. And Satan and Mojo start crying and are all "omg! I can't imagine anything more evil than that! we raised them so well!" and they hug.
UM.
schiarire: WHAT.
Kattaiya: this is why you should watch the powerpuff girls, in conclusion. XD
Kattaiya: I am not making this shit up.
schiarire: wtf
Kattaiya: I know! most FUCKED IN THE HEAD children's show ever!
schiarire: *disturbed*
Edit:
Kattaiya: also, I got addicted to the disney channel in the space of mere hours yesterday when mari was over. that's also when we watched Satan and Mojo being in evil love, though that was cartoon network.
schiarire: ...
schiarire: why
Kattaiya: this is why usually I don't watch tv. I get horribly addicted if I do and then sad when I forget to watch things.
Um, because... it's addictive...? ;~; or why were we watching it?
schiarire: ...what's on that channel worth getting addicted to?
schiarire: bear in the big blue house? like?
Kattaiya: lessee. there was this thing about a dog pretending to be a ten year old boy and going to school with his master. and then there was Recess. uuuuh. The Emperor's New School, where Kuzco gets cut off from the royal funds until he passes school and has to live with Pacho's family... *meekly*
Kattaiya: we went off and played video games during Kim Possible cause it was a lame mary sue.
schiarire: good.
Kattaiya: and joked about how Vincent is Reeve's useless layabout boyfriend who is there to look pretty and sponge cash for ammo. and vice versa.
Kattaiya: only Reeve doesn't sponge cash.
Kattaiya: He just hangs around looking pretty while Vincent saves his arse.
Kattaiya: you know, I'd never considered Vincent/Reeve before Dirge of Cerberus. I always thought it was too random.
Thank you Square, for handing me slash on a silver platter.
Edit again:
Kattaiya: Did I bitch to you about when I was Cait Sith and kept getting my arse kicked to the curb? Oh, no, that was Mari. Anyway, I totally did. [spoiler]Also there's some freak calling Vincent "Nii-san", which makes me think [/spoiler] Cloud and Vincent seriously need to bond. They've got so much in common! Connection with Sephiroth, experimented on by Hojo, unable to age (thanks to Hojo), [spoiler]called Nii-san by freaky bad guys[/spoiler]... they angst a lot... both pretty... uh...
schiarire: what more do you need!
Kattaiya: Vincent is like Cloud's... uh... Step-father-in-law?
schiarire: uhh
Kattaiya: :D?
Kattaiya: well, Vincent loves Lucrecia.
Kattaiya: Lucrecia is Sephiroth's father. [<-- left for hilarity. I didn't even notice this until just now.]
Kattaiya: Cloud loves Sephiroth.
schiarire: ow
Kattaiya: Therefore...
Kattaiya: :D!
NinjaTrauma: ........*sporfles* Vincent as Cloud's... step-father-in-law. Beautiful.
Kattaiya: I knew you'd agree! And see the hilarity/love! :DDD
NinjaTrauma: Someone really ought to point this out to them. I nominate Yuffie.
Kattaiya: I second this nomination! she's got just the right amount of COMPLETE LACK OF TACT. *amused*
NinjaTrauma: You can about imagine the looks on the faces of the people around her. But she'd say it anyway because, hey, it's still true, right? And they should bond now, totally.
Kattaiya: they even do kind of bond in AC. XD