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Nov 12, 2005 17:29

More cracky IM!conversations, because they pretty much sum up the amusing parts of my life at the moment. And because I'm too lazy to type this again, as I've said things to the same effect to several people.


Kattaiya: freeeeeeeeeeeee (except for japanese)
LearethR: over?
Kattaiya: yes, and I didn't fail it horribly. I just got really bored and sleepy. XD Thank god for my sponge-like memory. I was able to write a fairly detailled 3-page essay on something I read once and hadn't done since the beginning of term.
LearethR: any plans for the rest of the day?
Kattaiya: um, loafing about and writing fic, really. :D
LearethR: sounds good :P
Kattaiya: I thought so, yes. *happy sigh* I can't BELIEVE that exam didn't completely pwn me. It was three hours long! plus reading time! and I did 3 hours study! what? who knows. XD
LearethR: pffft, you'll be fine
LearethR: you know your stuff
Kattaiya: that's what surprised me though. I did know my stuff. And to be entirely honest... I didn't deserve to. << *feels lucky, especially since there was nothing compulsary on the stuff she was shakier on*
LearethR: heh, I've had exams like that
LearethR: ".........you mean I got /this/ mark? How the HELL? Not that I'm complaining, but still ....."
Kattaiya: yes. XD
Kattaiya: So anyway, on a sidenote:

For the first half of that exam I had "Ex-Girlfriend" stuck in my head

And for the second half, "Time Is Running Out"

And my brain, in the second half, was like: Wow. I wanna write fic instead of this essay. I wonder if I can just write fic instead.
LearethR: LOL
LearethR: you probably could
Kattaiya: Wouldn't it be great if I just did like Seishirou?

"(introduction) blah blah. However, I am bored of passives now. So I'm going to write about men having sex instead."

I could even WRITE Seishirou's essay. Just changing person and the intro! :D
LearethR: ROTFLOL
LearethR: you'd certainly stand out
Kattaiya: of course.
Kattaiya: unfortunately not in a good way. XD
Kattaiya: I somehow feel it would be even BETTER if I did that for Law.
LearethR: your life is not a fic :P
Kattaiya: I could write fic about the problem question
Kattaiya: Answering it-- sort of-- at the same time! And then the parties who just sued each other could have dramatic love/hate romance. "You sued me, you bastard!"
LearethR: the marker would be highly entertained
LearethR: and give you extra marks for making him/her laugh
Kattaiya: Yes. Dude. You could ALMOST get good marks that way, if you hit the relevant points of law and authorities and had enough time. XD
LearethR: *snicker* if only you could relax enough in the exam to do something like that
Kattaiya: I totally could relax enough. I just WOULDN'T, because I'm a coward. *g*


requiescat6 (2:31:02 PM): i also really want to see nun!schuldig
Kattaiya (2:31:07 PM): *DIE*
Kattaiya (2:31:12 PM): WELL I'M NOT WRITING IT.
Kattaiya (2:31:17 PM): make Fahye. *g*
requiescat6 (2:32:23 PM): XD
requiescat6 (2:32:27 PM): IT NEEDS TO EXIST, THOUGH
Kattaiya (2:32:54 PM): ... it worked with cross-dressing Seishirou.
Kattaiya (2:32:59 PM): *cross-dressing hooker
Kattaiya (2:33:09 PM): which, now that I think about it, was born from a similar process.
Kattaiya (2:33:32 PM): Me: *says something about cross-dressing hookers and Seishirou at the same time* Er, not that Seishirou is a cross-dressing hooker.
Fahye: !!
requiescat6 (2:33:44 PM): XD
Kattaiya (2:34:36 PM): Oh, no, it was you.
Kattaiya (2:37:15 PM):

Kattaiya (2:34:49 PM): Kattaiya (6:01:17 PM): ... I told frar I'd write lucifer/god. hmmmm.
Kattaiya (6:01:20 PM): Hee!
Kattaiya (6:01:34 PM): Hahahah. It's not so bad.
Requiescat 6 (6:01:35 PM): ooh. *looks forward to reading that*
Kattaiya (6:01:37 PM): *sei's song
Requiescat 6 (6:01:48 PM): *g* I want to be surprised
Kattaiya (6:02:02 PM): ... *sweatdrop* be warned it'll involve crossdressing prostitution.
Kattaiya (6:02:02 PM): ...
Kattaiya (6:02:04 PM): that's god.
Kattaiya (6:02:06 PM): not sei.
Kattaiya (6:02:10 PM): *dies*
Requiescat 6 (6:02:51 PM): XD XD
Requiescat 6 (6:03:04 PM): *tries to imagine Sei as a crossdressing prostitute*
Requiescat 6 (6:03:16 PM): I think you broke my brain, congratulations *g*
Kattaiya (6:03:19 PM): Fahye says:
AHAHAHA
Fahye says:
Dood. Excellent. Crossdressing ho!Seishirou.
requiescat6 (2:35:12 PM): but she APPROVED
Kattaiya (2:36:10 PM): yes. XD but this time I said, "Whores and nuns makes me think of Schuldig.

... I think he'd approve, I mean.

Not that he's a nun."

Fahye: *DEAD*

So she got it FIRST HAND. Which implies it's YOUR turn to be badgered into writing it. >D
requiescat6 (2:36:26 PM): AM JEW
requiescat6 (2:36:35 PM): i know NOTHING about the nuns
Kattaiya (2:36:43 PM): ... WTF HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Kattaiya (2:36:54 PM): who knows anything about nuns, REALLY?
requiescat6 (2:37:08 PM): NOTHING SHUT UP
requiescat6 (2:38:15 PM): I HAVE TO GET INTO COLLEGE :O
Kattaiya (2:38:44 PM): that's AGES away.

You have to see nun!Schuldig, too. More immediately. The internet NEEDS you.
Fahye Dielle (2:39:48 PM): GO CORI GO GO GO
requiescat6 (2:41:02 PM): I HAVE ESSAYS. AND THINGS. AND. UM.
requiescat6 (2:41:06 PM): CRACKED-OUT SPANISH POP MUSIC.
Kattaiya (2:41:54 PM): Cracked-out spanish pop music could be nun!Schuldig's THEMESONG. Come ooooooon, think of the WIMPLE. The ARMY OF NUNS. Crawford inna funny hat!
requiescat6 (2:42:08 PM): XD XD XD
requiescat6 (2:42:19 PM): omg, this song as nun!Schuldig's theme song is just
requiescat6 (2:42:19 PM): omg
requiescat6 (2:42:20 PM): *dead*
Kattaiya (2:43:05 PM): *dying on her own laughter*

In conclusion: THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

You could have nun!Schuldig dancing to it. As a way of rallying his war-nuns.
Fahye Dielle (2:47:28 PM): NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH POP MUSIC INQUISITION!
requiescat6 (2:59:15 PM): Me despierto en la mañana, para verte pasar, - I get up in the morning, to see you pass by
y tenerte en mi mente por el resto del dia... - and I have you in my mind for the rest of the day
Que vida, la mia... - what a life, mine (translates badly)
Aun no se tu nombre y ya eres dueña de mi, - though I don't know your name and you're already my pain (maybe? don't really know. that's literal, anyway.)
y me paso todo el dia imaginando tu risa... - and I spend the whole day imagining your laugh
Que vida, la mia... - what a life, mine
Nose que hacer, para ser el aire que va a tu alrededor, - I don't know what to do, to be the air that will surround you (loose translation)
y acaricia tu piel... - and caress your skin
requiescat6 (2:59:21 PM): Solo quiero conversar, solo quiero conocerte,- I only want to talk, I only want to get to know you
dame un poco de tu tiempo para convencerte,- give me a little of your time to convince you
Yo solo quiero ser tu amigo, y me muero por salir contigo, - I only want to be your friend, and I'm dying to go out with you
dame una señal, solo dame una mirada, - give me a signal, only give me a look
si tu estas a mi lado, a mi no me importa nada, - if you are near me, nothing matters to me
ya quiero estar entre tus brazos, y me muero por - I already want to be in your arms, and I'm dying to
probar tus labios, rojos, llenos de ti... - part your lips, red, full of you (I have no idea wtf those last words actually mean, but that's the literal translation)
Solo dime que si... - only tell me if

Me desvelo en las noches para pensar en ti, - I stay awake at night to think about you
y si duermo solo sueño con tener tus caricias, - and if I sleep I only dream about having your caresses (literally. in a way that actually makes sense, it's basically "and if I sleep I only dream of your caresses")
Que vida, la mia... - what a life, mine
Tengo todo este amor y solo es para ti, - I have all this love and it's only for you
y yo solo me conformo con mirarte otro dia, - and I only exist to look at you another day
Que vida, la mia... - what a life, mine
No se que hacer para ser el aire que va a tu alrededor, - I don't know what to do, to be the air that will surround you (loose translation)
que acaricia tu piel... - that caresses your skin

Solo quiero conversar, solo quiero conocerte, [I already did this whole verse]
dame un poco de tu tiempo para convencerte,
Yo solo quiero ser tu amigo, y me muero por salir contigo,
dame una señal, solo dame una mirada,
si tu estas a mi lado, a mi no me importa nada,
ya quiero estar entre tus brazos, y me muero por
probar tus labios, rojos, llenos de ti...
Solo dime que si...
Kattaiya (3:00:57 PM): BRILLIANT
Kattaiya (3:00:58 PM): DUDE
Kattaiya (3:01:11 PM): Schuldig could make the nuns dance to it and they don't know what it MEANS
requiescat6 (3:01:15 PM): XD XD
requiescat6 (3:01:21 PM): WHAT SORT OF NUNNERY IS THIS
Kattaiya (3:01:23 PM): and Crawford would be like FACEPALM *KILL*
Kattaiya (3:01:33 PM): the nunnery where Schuldig is mother superior
Kattaiya (3:01:34 PM): duh
requiescat6 (3:01:39 PM): XD right. forgot about that.
Kattaiya (3:01:54 PM): So anyway, Schuldig is like "But I serenade you! :DDD"

On a final note, that 3 hours study did include fic-writing and doll making.

COUGH.

ETA: Also, I forgot to mention but the pen I was using ran out of INK. And all I had other than that pen were biros that were also running out. Luckily one of them was faded but still usable. XD

crack

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