Double-screen...MAH BALLZ!

[tamirat]

I got a nintendo DS. Whooo!

I'll be able to play good games. Whooo!

I'll be able to play online. Whooo!

But...

I have no idea how to check my friend code. Nooo...

I got a cheap GameBoy Advance game. Nooo...

The kids want to play with my DS. Nooo...

My eyes burn as I play it. Nooo...( Could just be my contacts, though. Whooo!)

Anyone know:

Why my DS downloads never load?

How do I check my friend code?

What's the meaning of life?