"some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this..."
As a child i've never owned a cable box...never! All 19 years of my life i've never had the priveledge, nay, the opportunity to watch cable television. On top of that we had an extremely dodgy antenna that was held up by aluminum foil and the worlds finest tupperware. So if the day was good and the airwaves were clear we could pick up the tail end of Dino the Last Dinosaur or Duck Tales (Ah Woo Ooo)! Yeah... I went there. So naturally, we(Ryan, Nicole, and I) spent a lot of time outside. Whether it playing Ghostbusters or a friendly game of basketball with the neighboring kids. Anyway, the point is, is that television was never an important factor in our adolecsent lives, we never counted on it to help us through our days or even use it as an excuse to not do our homework.
I remember always telling people how I dont watch television and how i'm "not that big on tv." People always seemed impressed so I figured I wasnt missing much...
Little did I know, I was missing a huge factor in my adolecsent life. That little part in your teenage years that you could talk about with your friends, or find in common with a random girl you want to hook up with. Television is wonderful and I have found a new love... Reality Television!
You see, I got cable yesterday. And now I can watch all the Mtv and Bravo I want. Best Birthday ever!
So heres my take on some of the old and new reality shows on television. Date My Mom and Room Raiders are two of my least favorite reality shows but for some reason always end up watching them. But either way, there are like a million other reality shows i'd rather watch.
"I Want To Be A Hilton," is one of my new favorite shows. They some how find the most untactful, white-trashed, ridiculously entertaining bunch ever. These people have no etiquette, no prior experience with fine foods or wine, and have absolutely no idea what to do in a more refined setting. The first episode they of course all meet and the teams have to Host a party filled with Kathy Hiltons friends. But theres a twist, only one of them is going into the party from each team. And that one person missed the crash course on etiquette and proper dining because they were out buying a gift for Mrs. Hilton. Anyway, to make a long story short they both were rednecks, who didnt know what wine to order with what food. They had to eat Es Cargot and one of them didnt eat it and openly showed his disgust, although he never tried it. So funny. But there is only one reason I wrote this entry. One of the girls is asian and I believe is from Florida. She comes wearing this shiney Texas flag jacket that I swear one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders has worn. And as soon as she meets everyone in a public place she starts singing. And I didnt think much of it, until later in the episode.
The losing team had a chance to explain to Kathy who was showing more team effort and was being more of a team player. And some people were argueing about the most trivial things and some were ligit, but this was the first competition so they were all lame arguments. But anyway after they all got their rage out kathy asks if their is anything else anyone would like to say. And this Asian girl says, rather sings this, "Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this..." Just fuckin sings it, doesnt say anything, just fuckin sings.
Everyone is looking at eachother like, "What the Fuck!!!??" And Kathy says, "Okay, anyway."
What the FUCK!!! Who the hell does that? I mean is this some lame attempt to start some half ass singing career? I laughed so loud my neighbors were laughing. Thank you Ann for making my day a Hilton Day.
I remember always telling people how I dont watch television and how i'm "not that big on tv." People always seemed impressed so I figured I wasnt missing much...
Little did I know, I was missing a huge factor in my adolecsent life. That little part in your teenage years that you could talk about with your friends, or find in common with a random girl you want to hook up with. Television is wonderful and I have found a new love... Reality Television!
You see, I got cable yesterday. And now I can watch all the Mtv and Bravo I want. Best Birthday ever!
So heres my take on some of the old and new reality shows on television. Date My Mom and Room Raiders are two of my least favorite reality shows but for some reason always end up watching them. But either way, there are like a million other reality shows i'd rather watch.
"I Want To Be A Hilton," is one of my new favorite shows. They some how find the most untactful, white-trashed, ridiculously entertaining bunch ever. These people have no etiquette, no prior experience with fine foods or wine, and have absolutely no idea what to do in a more refined setting. The first episode they of course all meet and the teams have to Host a party filled with Kathy Hiltons friends. But theres a twist, only one of them is going into the party from each team. And that one person missed the crash course on etiquette and proper dining because they were out buying a gift for Mrs. Hilton. Anyway, to make a long story short they both were rednecks, who didnt know what wine to order with what food. They had to eat Es Cargot and one of them didnt eat it and openly showed his disgust, although he never tried it. So funny. But there is only one reason I wrote this entry. One of the girls is asian and I believe is from Florida. She comes wearing this shiney Texas flag jacket that I swear one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders has worn. And as soon as she meets everyone in a public place she starts singing. And I didnt think much of it, until later in the episode.
The losing team had a chance to explain to Kathy who was showing more team effort and was being more of a team player. And some people were argueing about the most trivial things and some were ligit, but this was the first competition so they were all lame arguments. But anyway after they all got their rage out kathy asks if their is anything else anyone would like to say. And this Asian girl says, rather sings this, "Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this..." Just fuckin sings it, doesnt say anything, just fuckin sings.
Everyone is looking at eachother like, "What the Fuck!!!??" And Kathy says, "Okay, anyway."
What the FUCK!!! Who the hell does that? I mean is this some lame attempt to start some half ass singing career? I laughed so loud my neighbors were laughing. Thank you Ann for making my day a Hilton Day.