I seriously wish ...
... that the fucking Australian Media, would shut the FUCK up about Shane Warne and Liz Hurley.
For those not in the know, Liz Hurley has decided to hook up with Australian Cricketer Shane Warne. Extremely ill-advised, considering that he is a) one of the biggest douches in the country and b) lacks the right amount of blood to operate his brain and dick simultaneously (he's our answer to Tiger Woods). Appearance wise, he's not exactly a good catch (oooooh look, Tam made a cricket pun), and I cannot imagine that he has THAT much cashola, so for the life of me I cannot see the appeal.
So apparently, these two have been all-over twitter like ... well, one of those suspect rashes that he no doubt has. Liz decided come out to Australia for a two-week-long bootay call, and the Australian media have jizzed in their collective pants over this HURLey worthy hook-up. They are following them around with helicopters. Prior to her arrival, the journos staked-out his Melbourne pad, and went BATSHIT INSANE when a new mattress turned up. This damned thing was all over the news. HEAD-DESK.
Nevermind that a far more interesting story has been developing (the resignation of Egyptian President Mubarak), oh nooooooo, we have to see what Liz and Shane got up to at some golf club.
THANK GOD FOR THE SANITY THAT IS ABC NEWS 24.
For those not in the know, Liz Hurley has decided to hook up with Australian Cricketer Shane Warne. Extremely ill-advised, considering that he is a) one of the biggest douches in the country and b) lacks the right amount of blood to operate his brain and dick simultaneously (he's our answer to Tiger Woods). Appearance wise, he's not exactly a good catch (oooooh look, Tam made a cricket pun), and I cannot imagine that he has THAT much cashola, so for the life of me I cannot see the appeal.
So apparently, these two have been all-over twitter like ... well, one of those suspect rashes that he no doubt has. Liz decided come out to Australia for a two-week-long bootay call, and the Australian media have jizzed in their collective pants over this HURLey worthy hook-up. They are following them around with helicopters. Prior to her arrival, the journos staked-out his Melbourne pad, and went BATSHIT INSANE when a new mattress turned up. This damned thing was all over the news. HEAD-DESK.
Nevermind that a far more interesting story has been developing (the resignation of Egyptian President Mubarak), oh nooooooo, we have to see what Liz and Shane got up to at some golf club.
THANK GOD FOR THE SANITY THAT IS ABC NEWS 24.