SARU LIVES!
It all started with me wanting to find a home for my Saru muse and Tash wanted me to look at something on her hyde's journal and since Saru was basically ready to go and my yukihiro wasn't, the locksmith got nominated... and a conversation was had...
hyde: Good eveninggggg~!
Saru: Evening! Didja need something?
hyde: I'm in Hawaii!
Saru: Lucky~ I miss my Sandy Youth!! See any cute girls?
hyde: Tons and tons and tons.
So many bikinis.
hyde: Even I want to wear a cute bikini top.
Saru: I am so envious! T_T Stuck working day and night, no chance for a real vacation~
Saru: Wait... what? Why would you want to wear a bikini top?
hyde: Because, it's so sexy~ (laugh)
hyde: I'll smuggle you in my suitcase next time!
Saru: I dunwann suffocate!
Saru: I'd be no use to you then.
hyde: You're right.
hyde: I can't afford for you to die.
hyde: I'd never get my sunglasses out of my car again.
Saru: You only keep me around for that very reason. Who else would come after you at 4 in the morning to unlock your door because you left your keys at the bar...
hyde: You're good at your job!
Saru: S'what they all say! Gets me into trouble more often than not.
hyde: Have you got a girlfriend yet?
Saru: ...what's that got to do with anything??
hyde: (laugh)
Saru: S'not funny! >_<
hyde: Put a wig on your hand, then.
Saru: ...
Saru: H-how do you know I haven't tried that all ready?
hyde: ...
Saru: Yamato is worse than I am. How do you think it looks when I head up to my room over the shop and here he is watching my videos and yanking it into a pillow!?
Saru: Try telling him to not do it during business hours!
Saru: I-I shouldn't have said t-that...
hyde: ... I'm never... getting keys cut from you again.
Saru: HEY! I wash my hands!
hyde: What if it leaks through the floor! (laugh)
hyde: Tell him to do it into a sock instead.
Saru: It would be nice. Rather than runing one of my pillows. >/
hyde: It's cleaner. (laugh) It goes right in, you take it off, wash it... it's perfect.
hyde: I had to do it into a glove once.
hyde: Well, more like a mitten...
Saru: Really?? (laugh)
hyde: (laugh) You have to get creative!
Saru: You do... though I haven't had to hide it in a long time, the porn that is... speaking of, any good stuff over there?
hyde: Surfer porn, maybe?
Saru: Any good?
hyde: Maybe.
hyde: I've never seen any.
hyde: Chicks with their grass skirts pulled up?
Saru: Hiding all the parts but giving you just a hint! Ahhh... tease! Such a tease!
hyde: (laugh) Ooh, baby!
hyde: I do like it when girls show us just their panties~
Saru: Un! Last week someone snuck into my neighbor's house and stole her panties. And a bunch of photos of her too. She wasn't happy but it gave me a chance to play in her underwear drawer. (laugh)
hyde: ... (laugh) Was it you?
Saru: No! Why would I steal the panties of a girl I grew up with?? She's more manly than me at times!
hyde: Ah! Well, older women... they're hot. (laugh)
Saru: I agree! But still, it's causing problems for the neighborhood.
hyde: I bet you have stolen underwear.
Saru: Maybe. >>
hyde: I've stolen underwear...
Saru: Have you now? Who's did you steal?
hyde: Never-you-mind. (laugh)
Saru: C'mon now! Was it a stranger? Did some fan throw it at you?? I'll bet it was one of those Cabare girls!
hyde: It was the first girl I ever kissed.
hyde: When I was 12.
hyde: She was 16~ (laugh)
Saru: You, sir, are a scoundrel, and I like that. (laugh)
hyde: From a young age, baby~
Should I be shot anyway? I'm fixing to start updating his journal with his... escapades... combining the manga and the tv series. It should be interesting... I just wish he wasn't so hard for me to play. LOL.
hyde: Good eveninggggg~!
Saru: Evening! Didja need something?
hyde: I'm in Hawaii!
Saru: Lucky~ I miss my Sandy Youth!! See any cute girls?
hyde: Tons and tons and tons.
So many bikinis.
hyde: Even I want to wear a cute bikini top.
Saru: I am so envious! T_T Stuck working day and night, no chance for a real vacation~
Saru: Wait... what? Why would you want to wear a bikini top?
hyde: Because, it's so sexy~ (laugh)
hyde: I'll smuggle you in my suitcase next time!
Saru: I dunwann suffocate!
Saru: I'd be no use to you then.
hyde: You're right.
hyde: I can't afford for you to die.
hyde: I'd never get my sunglasses out of my car again.
Saru: You only keep me around for that very reason. Who else would come after you at 4 in the morning to unlock your door because you left your keys at the bar...
hyde: You're good at your job!
Saru: S'what they all say! Gets me into trouble more often than not.
hyde: Have you got a girlfriend yet?
Saru: ...what's that got to do with anything??
hyde: (laugh)
Saru: S'not funny! >_<
hyde: Put a wig on your hand, then.
Saru: ...
Saru: H-how do you know I haven't tried that all ready?
hyde: ...
Saru: Yamato is worse than I am. How do you think it looks when I head up to my room over the shop and here he is watching my videos and yanking it into a pillow!?
Saru: Try telling him to not do it during business hours!
Saru: I-I shouldn't have said t-that...
hyde: ... I'm never... getting keys cut from you again.
Saru: HEY! I wash my hands!
hyde: What if it leaks through the floor! (laugh)
hyde: Tell him to do it into a sock instead.
Saru: It would be nice. Rather than runing one of my pillows. >/
hyde: It's cleaner. (laugh) It goes right in, you take it off, wash it... it's perfect.
hyde: I had to do it into a glove once.
hyde: Well, more like a mitten...
Saru: Really?? (laugh)
hyde: (laugh) You have to get creative!
Saru: You do... though I haven't had to hide it in a long time, the porn that is... speaking of, any good stuff over there?
hyde: Surfer porn, maybe?
Saru: Any good?
hyde: Maybe.
hyde: I've never seen any.
hyde: Chicks with their grass skirts pulled up?
Saru: Hiding all the parts but giving you just a hint! Ahhh... tease! Such a tease!
hyde: (laugh) Ooh, baby!
hyde: I do like it when girls show us just their panties~
Saru: Un! Last week someone snuck into my neighbor's house and stole her panties. And a bunch of photos of her too. She wasn't happy but it gave me a chance to play in her underwear drawer. (laugh)
hyde: ... (laugh) Was it you?
Saru: No! Why would I steal the panties of a girl I grew up with?? She's more manly than me at times!
hyde: Ah! Well, older women... they're hot. (laugh)
Saru: I agree! But still, it's causing problems for the neighborhood.
hyde: I bet you have stolen underwear.
Saru: Maybe. >>
hyde: I've stolen underwear...
Saru: Have you now? Who's did you steal?
hyde: Never-you-mind. (laugh)
Saru: C'mon now! Was it a stranger? Did some fan throw it at you?? I'll bet it was one of those Cabare girls!
hyde: It was the first girl I ever kissed.
hyde: When I was 12.
hyde: She was 16~ (laugh)
Saru: You, sir, are a scoundrel, and I like that. (laugh)
hyde: From a young age, baby~
Should I be shot anyway? I'm fixing to start updating his journal with his... escapades... combining the manga and the tv series. It should be interesting... I just wish he wasn't so hard for me to play. LOL.