ITS STORY TIME
Raeychill [2:22 AM]: ok.. once upon atime there was these two kids talken online at 2:21 in the morning... their names were rachel and sean and they were very friendly people
angry alphalfa [2:22 AM]: sean happened to be looking at porn and rachel had no idea
Raeychill [2:24 AM]: but the thing sean didnt kno is that rachel loves porn ( actually true haha) and when sean slipped about his porn watching moment.. rachel was so excited and wanted to watch porn herself since she hasnt seen porn in about 4 days now
angry alphalfa [2:25 AM]: sean thinks rachel is due for some porno viewin n invites her to his weekly ritual of pornographic marathon
Raeychill [2:27 AM]: and rachel happily accepts and sean was so excited b/c his weekly porn marathon is when he makes his own porn.. and rachel didnt really kno that... so when she showed up at his house and he had a layout with a camara she was slightly shocked =-O
Raeychill [2:27 AM]: haha
angry alphalfa [2:29 AM]: seans a huge pornstar and rachel is amazed at his uncanny ability to make love to his asian porn-mate Kieisha
Raeychill [2:29 AM]: HAHA
Raeychill [2:31 AM]: but the thing sean didnt kno.. is that rachel is a cheerleader.. and with that she was very flexiable and could get into positions that Kieisha couldnt... so he was extremly happy with the turn out of the tape and asked rachel kindly if he could publish the tape
angry alphalfa [2:33 AM]: sean rachel and kieisha sold thousands of copies of their porno and became filthy rich... and with seans new found cheerleader buddy he was so happy that he completely forgot about his abusive childhood and alcoholism
Raeychill [2:33 AM]: HAHAH
Raeychill [2:34 AM]: so the three bought their own place and lived their all happily drinking by day making porn by night... and then one night.... sean got into a furiuse rage and said that either rachel ot kieisha had to go b/c he couldnt take all the girly products around the house.... so he had to make a decsision...
angry alphalfa [2:36 AM]: sean didnt have to think about it, he choked kieisha into submission and skull fucked her to death... he burned her body along with all of her girly products in the backyard
Raeychill [2:36 AM]: hahaha
Raeychill [2:37 AM]: and rachel was very greatful at the fact that sean let her live... they lived happily every after in their porn pad and had many amazing partyys that went down in porn history.....
Raeychill [2:39 AM]: THE END
angry alphalfa [2:39 AM]: the end?
angry alphalfa [2:39 AM]: heh
Raeychill [2:39 AM]: haha