You Know You're from...

[tambrathegreat]

I got this from emocezi .  It was amusing, so I thought I'd do mine.  I typed in You know you're from  ______ on google and it took me to a site that gave me this:

You Know You're From Oklahoma When...

• You say ya'll ... many times a day.
• Bedlam is a BIG deal.
• You can tell when it's tornado weather.
• When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you.
• You've worn flip flops in the winter.
• You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road.
• You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough.
• You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates.
• There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Ceasars in your town.
• You've been off-roading - many times.  (No, not ecologically friendly, but I do have friends that this applies to.)
• You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town.
• You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways.
• You plan events around football games.
• You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan.
• You learned how to do country and western dances at school.
• A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
• You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.
• You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.
• You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
• You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
• It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.  (There are actually two)
• You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
• A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
• It doesn't seem odd to see the term "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
• You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
• It doesn't seem peculiar if your sweetie says "I'm going in to town for something" even though you live in town.
• You don't turn on the news until 20 minutes past the hour, because that's the only thing you care about anyway.
• Your quarterback is hurt and it is the top story on the six o'clock news.
• You keep track of the grain and hog futures on the radio.
• You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.
• You go to the State Fair for your only vacation.
• You get up at 5:30 A.M. and go to the coffee shop, where the waitress never asks what you would like. She already knows.
• You are on a first name basis with the county sheriff.
• You know what the "Sea of Red and White" is.
• You think that using the elevator involves a corn truck.
• You can drive 80 mph on a two-lane dirt road with one hand, but driving 45 mph on a four-lane expressway in a city scares you to death.
• You use manure on your grass instead of Weed and Feed.
• Your nearest neighbor is in the next zip code.
• You know the difference between fee corn and sweet corn ... while it's still on the stalk.
• You wear cowboy boots to church.
• You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
• You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
• "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."
• You know what "Orange Power" and "Crimson & Cream" means.
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Oklahoma.

Ah yes, Oklahoma, the cultural center of the universe.