A note on stealth food.
I don't pretend to be sane. I rather like it better when I'm not. And so, I shall share my little deviation from reality at work today.
I have decided I have a new phrase.
It's "Stealth Food"
It's like health food, but it sneaks up on you.
Like avocados. And beans. And rice.
"But Tamara...," you say, "Those foods, they are all natural... from plants... they are so good for you!"
And then, in true superhero form, I suddenly transform into my alter ego, and I bust out an electronic device that displays a holographic picture of an avocado.
And a computerized female voice says, "Initiating nutrition facts sequence. Sequence initiated. One single California Avocado of medium size contains 275 calories. Sequence Complete."
And then it shuts off.
And you stand there in awe of not only my superherodom, but also of my amazing gadetry.
That is all.
I have decided I have a new phrase.
It's "Stealth Food"
It's like health food, but it sneaks up on you.
Like avocados. And beans. And rice.
"But Tamara...," you say, "Those foods, they are all natural... from plants... they are so good for you!"
And then, in true superhero form, I suddenly transform into my alter ego, and I bust out an electronic device that displays a holographic picture of an avocado.
And a computerized female voice says, "Initiating nutrition facts sequence. Sequence initiated. One single California Avocado of medium size contains 275 calories. Sequence Complete."
And then it shuts off.
And you stand there in awe of not only my superherodom, but also of my amazing gadetry.
That is all.