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So like, the other day this happened:
Grandpa: So, how come you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: *oh God not this shit again I HAVE EXPLAINED THIS* I'm asexual. I do not like people that way. Companions are nice, but NO.
Grandpa: But aren't you going to get a husband? Settle down, retire, have kids?
Me: Pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen, right? What do I look like, a babymaker?
Grandpa: *DEAD SERIOUS* Yes.
Me: D:< !!!!!!!!! *CHUCKS WET PAINTBRUSH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION*
GOSH, THANKS.
And meme.
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. (*SPACE*)
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 4
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap. (Call me fragile and I'll curb-stomp you. Mess with my hat and I'll curb stomp you. D:<)
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 1
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses. (Megan-ekko OHOHOHOHO)
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded. (Coordination, I have NONE)
[x] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something (SHUT UP TY)
Total: 5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way. (YOU'RE A MAN, YOU CAN TAKE IT)
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 2
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[x] You’re an excellent cook. (except for that one time with the french onion soup...)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 2
Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sports.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1
Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable. (it...they used to be bigger.)
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 2
Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. (JUST THE FIRST ONE I hate it when people are like KAWAII DESUUU)
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (ONLY SOMETIMES)
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you. (Jennay is tall. We protect each other.)
Total: 4
Result:
Loli Tsundere Meganekko kyun kyun
So like, the other day this happened:
Grandpa: So, how come you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: *oh God not this shit again I HAVE EXPLAINED THIS* I'm asexual. I do not like people that way. Companions are nice, but NO.
Grandpa: But aren't you going to get a husband? Settle down, retire, have kids?
Me: Pregnant, barefoot, and in the kitchen, right? What do I look like, a babymaker?
Grandpa: *DEAD SERIOUS* Yes.
Me: D:< !!!!!!!!! *CHUCKS WET PAINTBRUSH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION*
GOSH, THANKS.
And meme.
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. (*SPACE*)
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 4
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap. (Call me fragile and I'll curb-stomp you. Mess with my hat and I'll curb stomp you. D:<)
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 1
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses. (Megan-ekko OHOHOHOHO)
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded. (Coordination, I have NONE)
[x] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something (SHUT UP TY)
Total: 5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way. (YOU'RE A MAN, YOU CAN TAKE IT)
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 2
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[x] You’re an excellent cook. (except for that one time with the french onion soup...)
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 2
Tomboy Character
[x] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sports.
[ ] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 1
Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable. (it...they used to be bigger.)
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 2
Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”. (JUST THE FIRST ONE I hate it when people are like KAWAII DESUUU)
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (ONLY SOMETIMES)
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you. (Jennay is tall. We protect each other.)
Total: 4
Result:
Loli Tsundere Meganekko kyun kyun