Strange Creatures From the Deep
One quick question before I go to bed. (where I should have been about five hours ago but I was up doing psychology homework...and procrastinating.)
What happens when you swallow sea-monkeys? The logical scientist in me says that they'll be killed by your stomach acid before they even got the chance to grow (and possibly make you ill), but my inner child wants to believe that they'll grow in your belly and develop into a colony and you'll swell and swell until your stomach-turned-uterus bursts and a torrent of sea-monkeys gushes out, whereupon they begin to take over the world, and then you realize there's still some inside that have somehow made their way into your brain and then they control you by pinching your grey matter and telepathically channeling their will into your mind (which will be gone by now) and forcing you to do their dirty work. Starting with the laundry. And the groceries. And could you possibly clean that window if it's not too much trouble?
See, this is why I shouldn't be up at three in the morning.