Felt filkish, so...

Sep 25, 2003 22:02

Sleep, Harry, sleep, in peace may you slumber,
No danger lurks your sleep to encumber.
We've got Dementors, safely to deploy,
And one of the Ministry's deployers will be Malfoy.

Why shouldn't he be friends with Cornelius?
Potter says "No," but when does he not fuss?
I say a bygone should be a bygone.
Let's give you a brand new Unforgiveable to try on!

Once all the Malfoys were evil, and bad,
But that isn't true any more.
The Ministry caught them in Voldie's first reign,
And now dark enchantments they abhor,

So sleep well, dear Harry, may nightmares console thee.
We know the Malfoys won't sell us to Voldie.

Morsmordre - no, wait, it's Alohamora!
Welcome to noble Malfoy.
No "bad faith" will be our fate,
When former Death Eaters we employ.

insp: tom lehrer, time: 1990s, char: ministryers, char: cornelius fudge, char: harry potter, genre: gen, char: death eaters, char: dementors, fic: filk, genre: humor, char: lucius malfoy, char: lord voldemort, fandom: harry potter

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