I am going to throw an analogy at you

Aug 06, 2011 23:08

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you know my feelings on demi lovato, best coast, i talk about disney too much, my so-called life, music is my girlfriend

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fivewhatfive August 7 2011, 06:51:44 UTC
DON'T DELETE IT. WHERE WILL I READ YOUR FIC? WHERE WILL I STALK YOU?

THAT PHOTOSHOOT IS EVERYTHING I WANTED, ONLY I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED IT UNTIL I LOOKED AT IT. And I certainly didn't know I'd be so amused by that one picture with the red coat, where it looks like she's telling her children to quit fucking around in the yard and go wash up for dinner. I THINK IT IS THE HORMONES.

And man, don't remind me about things that have to do with time. I'll be 24 soon and I already feel like I wear failure like the devil wears Prada.

...Pretend it made sense.

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tamaraface August 7 2011, 07:02:19 UTC
OH MY GOD, MARY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I WROTE FIC. I MISS WRITING FIC.

ISN'T IT. ISN'T IT?! That's exactly what that picture looks like, the fact that one of the locations is a playground does nothing to dispel that fantasy. God, I was most amused by a line where Demi was talking about the publicist she had around Miley's birthday when those cutting pictures first surfaced and the rep claimed they were from those jelly bracelets. Demi was like "I could've come up with something better than that; needless to say she's no longer with us." And then she's like "Oh, she's still alive." AS IF WE'D ALL JUMPED TO THE CONCLUSION THAT DEMI MURDERED HER FOR HER INCOMPETENCE.

I - I just don't understand why it is we have to grow up. Why is it unreasonable for me to want to sit around watching cartoons and reality TV in my pajamas while I eat fruit snacks and drink cheap wine. I don't think that is too much to ask.

No, dude. I get it. I am there with you.

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fivewhatfive August 7 2011, 07:18:11 UTC
I MISS YOUR FIC BREAKING MY HEART.

LOOK, SHE JUST MEANS SHE'S HAD SKELETONS IN HER CLOSET. AND MAYBE IT'S A METAPHOR, BUT MAYBE IT'S NOT. There's got to be some mystery in her life, still. I might even buy that Elle, if they print all those nice pictures.

I want cartoons and fruit snacks. I recently got Nickelodeon in HD, why can't that be the most relevant thing in my life? *pouts*

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tamaraface August 7 2011, 07:28:38 UTC
UGH, I MISS IT, TOO. Not the breaking your heart, but my having written the fic that does it. Or something. Also, hypothetically because I don't have the time to write even if I had the will, what would you want to read?!

HER PAST IS A DARK ONE, THERE'S NO DENYING THAT, BUT IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE DAWN AND OTHER SUCH APPLICABLE CLICHES. I am not 100% on whether those photos/the interview is going in print or if it's exclusive to the site, but if there is a credible print magazine in which Demi is featured I will be buying the hell out if it.

WHAT. DO YOU MEAN I COULD BE WATCHING iCARLY AND SPONGBOB IN GLORIOUS 1080p?! Why isn't that the most relevant thing in your life, how could it not be.

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fivewhatfive August 7 2011, 07:39:52 UTC
I WOULD READ YOUR DISNEYS AND YOUR GOSSIPS. MY HEART ISN'T THAT INTO GOSSIP ANYMORE, BUT I WOULD READ IT BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT.

I'll give it another week and then go see if I find it and if Demi is in there. It will be super exciting, if only because I like the ~thrill of the hunt~, even when I don't find anything.

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tamaraface August 7 2011, 07:56:06 UTC
I WANT TO WRITE THOSE FOR YOU. Disney, my heart beats for you. My girls have grown and changed so much I almost feel like I don't know them anymore, or can't write them well anymore. But I want so much reunion fic, I can't even tell you. I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT WRITING GG A LOT LATELY. Even though I haven't really watched it since season 3 and haven't really enjoyed it since season 2. I am sorry, fandom, that I enjoy Jenny Humphrey's existence and rue the day that Blair decided to love Chuck back. We are going to have to agree to disagree there. The only things I want from Gossips are snark, promiscuity, and friendships with homoerotic subtext. SEASON ONE, COME BACK TO ME.

The doctor's office I intern at subscribes to Elle and I'm the one who checks the mail everyday and I am praying for that issue.

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fivewhatfive August 7 2011, 18:31:31 UTC
RIGHT I JUST WANT SEASON ONE BACK. And yes, they are so grown up and making poor choices like dating Bieber or Mason the stupid werewolf. Everything went wrong and I don't know why lolll.

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