My life this morning
[oh yey, it's a holiday, I can sleep in!]
[Uh, no, E. isn't coming this morning, which means.... FUCKSTICKS. CATS.]
[got up at 6:40 to Bono whining he has to go out]
[Oh, no, wait, Bisi has pooped, peed and is standing in his piss licking it, the little fucking asshole]
[MOPPING!!!!! MOPPING!!! Quite a lot of swearing. Dragged the dog to his place but he refuses to sit down]
[Bono, let's go. Nice little trip outside. At least he's behaving like a normal dog. Even though it takes him ages to climb the stairs back home]
[Food? Food. Oh, there's no open can for the dogs... Why don't they have a quick open on these cans? Um, can I help you guys? Is there a reason four cats are SITTING AROUND ME STARING? Oh, you want food? Water? Right on it.]
[STOP MEWLING. OMG STOP IT]
[OK. All the animals are fed. Medicines? One pill for Bisi, another for Bono, Bisi get an insulin shot, and oh right, Bono gets 10,000 pills in a pastrami piece, the little princess.]
[OK. Why won't Bisi sit down? Oh, poop again. OK]
[MOPPING!!!!! MOPPING!!!]
[Take you out, OK. Could you DO something, not just walk around like a loon? You are a loon. Oh dear]
[Yes, he fell down the stairs twice so I carried him up to the apartment. He tried to bite my nose off]
[Downstairs Cats, OK, food, keys... Wait, where THE FUCK do you think you're goin... Oh, hell, I'll get the little fucking runaway after wards]
[Could you please not try and trip me when I'm walking? Thanks. No REALLY. REALLY.]
[No wet food you guys. Just deal with it.]
[Really., Eat your fucking food and STOP MEWLING. OMG STOP IT]
[Hey Maggie! Wanna play "Catch the Giant"? Without making my legs look like a scratching post?]
[No?]
[Where are you, you little runaway? Oh, you went upstairs, I'll just open this door to you and... No, don't go the other fucking direction. OK. The other door, no, wait he went up again]
[Five times of up and down the stairs]
[I think I got him to get the fuck out, but I don't really care if I didn't]
[Drag myself to the apartment]
[H: "Wanna hug?" Me: "I WANNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY" H: "That's gonna be a LITTLE harder to arrange"]
[Can I die now on the sofa?]
[Body: "NOOOOOOO WAY TOO MUCH ADRENALIN, MUST GOOOOOOOOOOO"]
[F you, man, F you.]
[Uh, no, E. isn't coming this morning, which means.... FUCKSTICKS. CATS.]
[got up at 6:40 to Bono whining he has to go out]
[Oh, no, wait, Bisi has pooped, peed and is standing in his piss licking it, the little fucking asshole]
[MOPPING!!!!! MOPPING!!! Quite a lot of swearing. Dragged the dog to his place but he refuses to sit down]
[Bono, let's go. Nice little trip outside. At least he's behaving like a normal dog. Even though it takes him ages to climb the stairs back home]
[Food? Food. Oh, there's no open can for the dogs... Why don't they have a quick open on these cans? Um, can I help you guys? Is there a reason four cats are SITTING AROUND ME STARING? Oh, you want food? Water? Right on it.]
[STOP MEWLING. OMG STOP IT]
[OK. All the animals are fed. Medicines? One pill for Bisi, another for Bono, Bisi get an insulin shot, and oh right, Bono gets 10,000 pills in a pastrami piece, the little princess.]
[OK. Why won't Bisi sit down? Oh, poop again. OK]
[MOPPING!!!!! MOPPING!!!]
[Take you out, OK. Could you DO something, not just walk around like a loon? You are a loon. Oh dear]
[Yes, he fell down the stairs twice so I carried him up to the apartment. He tried to bite my nose off]
[Downstairs Cats, OK, food, keys... Wait, where THE FUCK do you think you're goin... Oh, hell, I'll get the little fucking runaway after wards]
[Could you please not try and trip me when I'm walking? Thanks. No REALLY. REALLY.]
[No wet food you guys. Just deal with it.]
[Really., Eat your fucking food and STOP MEWLING. OMG STOP IT]
[Hey Maggie! Wanna play "Catch the Giant"? Without making my legs look like a scratching post?]
[No?]
[Where are you, you little runaway? Oh, you went upstairs, I'll just open this door to you and... No, don't go the other fucking direction. OK. The other door, no, wait he went up again]
[Five times of up and down the stairs]
[I think I got him to get the fuck out, but I don't really care if I didn't]
[Drag myself to the apartment]
[H: "Wanna hug?" Me: "I WANNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY" H: "That's gonna be a LITTLE harder to arrange"]
[Can I die now on the sofa?]
[Body: "NOOOOOOO WAY TOO MUCH ADRENALIN, MUST GOOOOOOOOOOO"]
[F you, man, F you.]