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tamamushi

Movie Review; Shogun's Ninja; Part One; Request

Jul 27, 2008 22:09

Alright. This is something I've been wanting to do for a while now, so I'm so glad I've finally gotten around to it. I hope those reading can enjoy it as much as I do.

It's my first-ever movie review! Naturally, I'll put it in two parts so as to not bombard everyone with an entire novel to read in one entry. Also: If you have any really ( Read more... )

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evilcoc0nut July 28 2008, 02:45:34 UTC

I kinda skimmed because I'm uh, ADD, but was there one of those awesome death scenes where someone has basically been dealt a fatal blow but magically has 30 minutes or so to monologue? :O I love those. Also, I watched all of Basilisk, and it was pure torture and I knew what was going to happen, but still, I watched it, because I'm faggy for that shit.

Finally, hooray for shirtless men! XD

tamamushi July 28 2008, 02:48:52 UTC

-_- Ugh. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you turn to low-budget ninja movies for male eye candy.

There are a lot of those scenes, I hope you can get around to reading it, because it's like Basilisk but without the budget or a continuous plot. I love it. ^_^

evilcoc0nut July 28 2008, 02:54:47 UTC

Lol, the picture of the fat kid was the best. XD You should review Onmyouji, because I've seen it, number one, and number two, the gay subtext could use some mocking. Plus, there was one of those great death scenes.

And homg, Basilisk w/out budget and plot? I mean, sign me up! :O

tamamushi July 28 2008, 03:02:47 UTC

Maybe if enough people are interested, I'll upload it..

Onmyoji is like my mom's top ten favourite movie, so she'd probably be mad if I asked to borrow it so I could mock the shit out of it on livejournal, but I'll see after I finish this one and one or two others. And, what gay subtext? Seimei was just a big queer, that was all, no more, no less. SPOILER ALERT: Ever notice how when the love of Hiromasa's life dies, Hiromasa's okay, because Seimei is there? Homogay.

But shit, Sanada rocked the house in that.

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smiling_spatula July 28 2008, 06:44:36 UTC

well, I read the whole thing, and I must say...

this face is pretty fucking epic

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z79/tamamushi/ninja/nippon.jpg

it's like marco perfect.

but I must say, that I am a bit confused because there are so many "meanwhiles.." But I am kind of grasping it. If I were to watch the movie right now, I would be probably like.. "HUH?"
That Airen girly is getting my my nerves ,though. AND SHE'S LIKE MENTIONED TWICE!

I am looking forward for part two.^^

tamamushi July 28 2008, 22:07:51 UTC

Yes, it can be confusing. I'm milling uploading it somewhere for everyone to see. Airen bothered the shit out of me when she first appeared on camera, and then she just keeps coming back. I hate her.

^_^ I'm glad you read it, I'll try to have it up sometime soon.

p0iischich July 28 2008, 09:24:55 UTC

I FINISHED IT!! This movie seems very... hum... interesting. If I find it with French subtitles or something I'll sure watch it. I also need to listen to the music. I guess it will give me a horrible headache, but I probably will be okay then.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z79/tamamushi/ninja/fourteen.jpg I'm sure kyo try to imitate him! XD
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z79/tamamushi/ninja/nippon.jpg I don't know why, but i couldn't stop laughing when I saw this photo. Great screencap! haha
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z79/tamamushi/ninja/christopher.jpg If you put his head in a potato sack, you would probably think it's an ENORMOUS BIG potato. But this potato is NOT eatable, so you have to be careful when you have to eat a ( ... )

tamamushi July 28 2008, 22:08:43 UTC

Woooo! You made it! I really am scared now that the potatoes I eat will be made out of some fat kid's head. I wish someone would punch Kyo in the face. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

p0iischich July 29 2008, 00:05:49 UTC

Yes I did, XD. Don't forget to look in the mirror to see if you look like Potato Boy now. I wonder what will happen if you ate him =D. As you can see, I found a potato icon, haha. I think this one is funny so I will keep it for a bit. Oh no, nobody should punch Kyo... because he already looks like if someone did. XD

NIPPON DAAAA!

tamamushi July 29 2008, 01:29:59 UTC

That's terrifying.

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tamamushi July 28 2008, 22:09:04 UTC

hahahah, same here.

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tamamushi July 29 2008, 01:30:23 UTC

Oh cool. Poor Airen. She wanted so bad to be just like you.

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alistorsoul July 28 2008, 18:10:46 UTC

I need to watch this movie. It's sounds good. I like the tumbling maids and the beheaded lady. Very very amusing post. Good job. ^^

tamamushi July 28 2008, 22:10:42 UTC

Thanks a lot! I'm not sure how rare it is, I just know that nobody ever seems to have heard of it, and it's in like fifteen different Sonny Chiba collections. A friend of mine even had it dubbed in a ninja movie box set from a drug store! It's really great, it's hard to describe why I like it so much, the culmination of everything I love and hate about movies all clashing together just makes it so enjoyable. I hope you can find it!

alistorsoul July 29 2008, 00:41:28 UTC

I will find it. I doubt Block Buster will have it but I'm sure I'll find it somewhere. That's what Ebay is for. ^^ xD

tamamushi July 29 2008, 01:31:18 UTC

I did a search on Blockbuster Online if you have that sort of thing, and they have it there... but they probably don't have a bunch of shitty obscure ninja movies in store, which is why I never go unless video games. Yeop.