Chapter VII: Surprises.
[Jacqueline was 17, Mandaz was 19....difference is one works while the other gets high with happy tea listening to the other's song, by Franz Ferdinand]
Two weeks ago...
At Mandaz's house, the European Lyoko Freak Bash was well under way. People were getting drunk on booze and high off the magical cocaine tea, while Trikninja and Vertig73 were playing Winning Eleven on the Playstation 2. Trikninja had picked West Ham and Vertig73 had selected Arsenal. A penatly kick for Arsenal could be seen on the screen after Paul Konchesky tackled Robert Pires in the area.
"Oh crud, a penalty kick," Trikninja moaned, taking a drink of the tea. "That referee is such a damn prick. Next time we should pick random referee instead of Leroy the African slave," he added.
TB3 snorted. "Aye, you sound like my brother, mate, don't be putting the blame on the referee for your mistakes."
"Ignore him, he always talks rubbish, even when he's sober," Team Lyoko broke in dismissively. "You should tell him to bugger of, trik."
Trikninja laughed in response. "Hah, I'll bet you two had some crack before."
Alpha-Omega brings more of the magical cocaine tea and serves his mates. "Oh yes, this is so much better than Colombian tea," he stated.
"God save the queen for legalizing the magical cocaine tea," Drum Lyoko crowed. "Keep it real..."
"Hell yeah, the coked tea is good," Mandaz agreed, from her position on the couch next to Vertig.
"Hey Triki, stop dicking around with them and get your arse in the game," vertig snapped in irritation.
Mandaz took a sip of the tea, leaning over to give vertig a kiss on the lips. "You can do it, darling."
"Oh yer!" Vertig agreed, excitement increasing after the kiss. "Go Henry!"
"Hey, what's the prize if Triki or Vertig wins the match?" Team Lyoko asked. He got a reply from TB3. "Banging Mandaz all night long, something you will never do."
"At least I didn't lost my virginity to some random operated female, you prick!" replied Team Lyoko, and inmediately TB3's face gets red like a tomato while the crowd is laughing off hard at him.
Moments later, the penalty kick was perfectly executed by the PS2 controller-manipulated Thierry Henry and defeats the West Ham goalie, Roy Carroll. Vertig jumped up triumphantly. "Goal! Woot!!" He leapt over the table, pointing a finger at trikninja's face and thrusting his package wildly. "In your face, American capitalist Black pig!"
In one moment the table broke in half, sending vertig tumbling down right onto his back. He winced in pain. "Shit..."
The group began pointing and laughing, but the laughter was interruped as a fight broke out on the couch between TB3 and Team Lyoko. The group turned to watch the action.
TB3 threw a puch at his brother. "That is for screwing up my relationship with my ex!"
Without hesitating, Team Lyoko punched him right back. "You are going to pay for mom punishing me last year!"
Picking up a bottle, TB3 brandished it at his brother. "You soddy idiot!"
"Bollocks, here they go again.." Trikninja rolled his eyes, used to the commotion.
"You fools might want to stop this," HvonM said dryly.
Cassius335 was unconcerned. "Hey, give me some of the cider, trik."
"Come get me, you fucking cunt," Team Lyoko shouted, picking up a flower pot and throwing it uncerimoniously at TB3. It missed, and smacked Cassius335 in the head.
Trikninja laughed. "Well, you asked for it, Cass. It's on your head now..."
Mandaz was on her feet, having been forced to vacate the couch due to the fight. "I beg you bastards not to make a bloody mess out of-" She cut off as a nearby window shattered, a result of a bottle throw by TB3 at his brother. "Hey, what the hell?!"
TB3 was ranting now. "You cock sparrow bastard, you're so full of.."
Odd-Like-Me dropped a ticket, and picked it up, cursing loudly. "Shit!"
TB3 grinned at the provided answer. "That's correct, my friend!" He smacked his brother with a J. Walker bottle and sent Team Lyoko reeling to the floor, his head bleeding.
Drum Lyoko was immidiately outraged. "Hey, you wasted my good scotch on that crap, you cunt!"
Mandaz looked angry now. "Hey, Liam and Noel, stop the soddy fight and let's clean up this disaster, shall we? My mom is going to kick my arse from my house if she finds out you were getting wasted and stoned here!"
Vertig stood next to her, equally disapproving. "Yer, you're right, Manda. Stop behaving like children!"
"Aren't they in Manchester," trikninja asked out of nowhere.
"Yeah," Mandaz repsonded. "But...what is that on the floor?"
Odd-Like-Me froze, he had been about to pick up the ticket. "That is-" TB3 stomped on his hand "-Fucking hell! get your bloody foot off of my hand, wanker!"
Trikninja crossed his arms. "Is there something you're hiding from us, mate?"
Odd-Like-Me fumbled for a response. "Its just...ah...her...coke inhaling paper thing..."
TB3 grinned, twisting his foot on Odd-Like-Me's hand. "Don't be shitting us now."
"Owie..." Odd-Like-Me winced. "...Mexico..."
"Mexico? How the hell did you get that plane ticket?" Trikninja raised an eyebrow.
"We got it for free," HvonM provided. "Go ex-TvTomers! We get to party in Mexico...But right now I can't remember why exactly..." He trailed off, scratching his head.
TB3 twisted his foot again, stomping for good measure. "Bloody hell, why didn't we get some for free?"
"Yer," vertig agreed, eager to jump on the bandwagon. "That is not fair."
Odd-Like-Me was gasping in pain, but choked out an answer. "Probably Hiroshi didn't count LF members in the party. I was pretty much fortunate to joined TvTome before it turned into that load of rubbish known as tv.com… now… please… I can’t feel my testicles anymore..."
Mandaz pouted slightly. "God, I so wanted to go to Cancun."
"It's at Jalisco, Mandaz," Odd-Like-Me clarified, still on the floor.
"Hell, I want to travel," Mandaz corrected.
HvonM shrugged. "Hiroshi just gave it to us for free. I don't know how he got the address, but I'm absolutely sure you guys can crash at his party."
TB3 nodded decisively. "We must be at Mexico in honour of the European Lyoko Freak members!"
"Absofuckinglutely," Mandaz agreed. "Are we going by boat?"
"Fuck that, I'm flying." Team Lyoko said stubbornly.
"Yer, me too," vertig chimed in. "British Airlines all the way!"
HvonM hung his head. "...Something tells me we're fucked..."
Odd-Like-Me was on his feet now. "Are you blind? That fucking beast-" He pointed at TB3 with his middle finger for effect"-Crushed my testicles!"
HvonM shook his head. "...So fucked..."
"Hey triki, don't forget the recipe for the coked tea. That drink is going to guarantee us some good shagging around there" Alpha-omega stated.
"What do you think I am, stupid? Of course that stuff is going to Mexico!" trikninja affirmed without hesitation.
And so it was decided that the Brits would go to Mexico to crash the party, just for the hell of it.
[Watch the cops bust Sam's ass while chicks bust ass with the ass busting Baha Men... I know that sounded gay, but it wasn't meant to be... don't judge me! Just listen to their song, Who Let The Dogs out?]
Meanwhile, at the airport, the gate guard squinted down at the passport, and then up at it's owner, SamBlob.
"Señor jamaiquino...por favor saque la mota (Mister Jamaican... please take out the pot)"
The Jamaican man was clearly troubled. "What?... Yo no entiendo a lo que se refiere con la palabra mota (I don't understand what do you mean with the word pot)."
The guard put on an annoyed face. "Mire señor... si me va a salir con esas pendejadas, mejor ni hable y bajese los pantalones... (Look mister... if you're gonna come with that bullshit, you better shut up and take off your pants...)"
"WHAT?" SamBlob backed up a few paces to distance himself.
The guard rolled his eyes as if he was already sick of the whole ordeal."Necesito ayuda, un pinche motorolo se rehusa a cooperar. (I need help, a fucking pothead reuses to cooperate.)"
Linii-chan, Little Vili, and JoeDaHobo crossed the airport as Agents Blackey and Whitey hid themselves under their happy-go-lucky sombreros. The three ex-TvTomers paused as something caught their eyes, something very amusing. A pack of drug dogs was hounding SamBlob as the guards cuffed him and led him into a nearby broom closet.
Linii's eyes were wide. "Holy crap!! SamBlob's getting busted by the cops!! And his ass is getting banged by the dogs!!"
Vili's face was lit with a wide grin. "Who let the dogs out? Hehe... Prostetic justice... this trip is getting perfect!"
JoeDaHobo was already distracted. "I want coffee now. Go Starbucks!!"
A random passerby made a comment to Vili. "I think you mean poetic justice, bitch!!"
Vili frowned. "Who said that? Don’t be hurting my feelings now..."
Back in the broom closet, SamBlob was being interrogated by the guards. He recieved at harsh slap across the face from an angry guard.
"Saca la pinche mairhuana pinche rastoso culero! (Give me the damn weed you damn rastaf-asshole)."
"But I don't even have rast-" He was cut off by another slap.
"¡No me rezongue rastoso! (Don't you talk back to me you goddamned rastafarian!)"
[Some don't want to come back home, but SamBlob, the junkies and G-Force would beg for their grandma's to take them home... Sliver, from Nirvana]
Even as the Tomers began meeting at the airport, Hiroshi was preparing the beach house for his guests. "Hurry up you lazy junkies, I ain't giving ya pot for nothing!"
True to form, the junkies began attempting to haul a giant block such a one from Ancient Egypt.
Agent Marquez broke in. "Señor... ¿es esto necesario? (Sir... is this necesary?)"
Hiroshi shrugged. "Nah... nomás queria saber como se sentia... ¡¡te vi, pinche tecato!! ¡No tienes permitido poner atención hasta que lleguemos al aeropuerto! (Nah... I just wanted to know how it felt... saw you, fucking tecato!! You're not allowed to pay attention 'til we get to the airport!!)" He cracked the whip expertly over their heads, as the bloods spills out rapidly.
Standing in the airport, Yizzy glanced around. "I wonder if Stephen maked it to Mexico..." She trailed off, her eyes still searching the faces of the people around her.
Erynn nodded assuringly. "He wouldn't miss this, for sure..."
Just then, x1 arrived. "Amigos!!", he said loudly. "I am down with the funky shit!! How ya doing?"
Star Way hugged him. "Hey, you're finally here!"
"Wassup, dude," Rodri asked.
x1 lit up a joint. "Same as you, I guess...Smoking crack and getting high."
Yizzy pulled him into a tight hug. "Stephen! I missed you so much!"
x1 felt the air being squeezed out of his lungs. "Yeah..me too," he gasped out. He kissed her quickly. "Come on, let's head somewhere else, guys."
On another side of the airport, Movie-Brat was arriving. A passenger behind him was mutterinbg darkly about the film shown during the flight. "God, I'm sick of movies..."
Movie-Brat glanced back and nodded in agreement. "And I'm even sicker of continuity mistakes, I mean... come on... how in hell can't they keep a cigarette lit in one scene and not have it about to run out in the next?"
He shook his head, and kept ranting as he marched out of the airport in search of his goal, to meet the Code Lyoko voice actors.
Meanwhile, poor Sam was still in the broom closet with the irate guards.
"Chinga tu madre pinche rastoso..me cae que te la clavaste en el culo (Fuck you damn rasta bastard....I bet you stuck it up your ass.)" The guard glared down at him.
"I can't unders-" The Jamaican was cut off with a sharp slap.
"¡Cállate y date la vuelta! (Shut the fuck up and turn around!)" Grinning evilly, the guard pulled a glove onto his left had while holding a sharp-edged knife in his right.
SamBlob made another plea. "But-" Another slap. "Ok, ok...I'll do it..." As SamBlob turned around, another guard stepped into the broom closet. He wasn't at all interested in the viticmized Jamaican, however.
"¡Vino el pinche hijo del amado carrillo! (The fucking son of Amado Carrillo just arrived!!)" His voice was eager.
"¡¿No mames?!. ¡Por fin atrapamos al pendejo! (No shit?! Finally we captured that fucker!!)" The original guard's voice was laced with glee.
The second guard held onto G-Force4 in a tight grip while pointing one finger at Sam.
"El muy imbécil vino en primera clase. Sin duda alguna, la aeromoza espía lo reconoció... Suelta a ese imbécil que tenemos harta chamba con este pinche cabrón. (That asshole came in first class. No wonder the spy air hostess recognized him... let that moron go, we got tons of work with this fucking asshole.)"
"Demonios, yo quería lastimarlo...(Dammit, I wanted to hurt him... )" The first guard sighed.
"Ahorra tus energías para este pendejo. Deja al jamaiquino que se vaya de acá. Es inocente. (Save your energies for this bastard. Let the jamaican leave. He's innocent.)"
"Bueno... (Well...)" The first guard was uncertain with a knife on his hand.
[Might I interest you in a cigar and a pancake? No.
How about a bong and a crepe? No as well.
Well, then how about just a cup of Coffee & TV, time'll go by in a Blur]
Seconds later, a sickening scream echoed through the airport. the Code Lyoko voice actress Jodi Forrest looked around.
"What on earth was that?" She had paused, but continued walking, even as seconds later yet another scream cut through the air.
Little Vili glanced over at his friend. "Holy shit, Joe!!"
His cup of coffee broken on the ground, JoeDaHobo was wiping frantically at his face, on which the hot coffee had spilled. "Ahhh shit!! My face!! My face!!"
Meanwhile, the screaming continued, loud enough to wake the dead. Dylan0513 wakes up and stirred slightly at the sound. "What the hell was that?" His concern was redirected suddenly, though when he realized that there were spiders in the bag he was in. "Ahhhh!! Spiders!! Ahhhhh!!"
Agent Whitey glanced down. "Dylan is making too much noise."
"Quick, smash him against something," Agent Blackey suggested.
"On it!" Agent Whitey swifty smashed the bag against a telephone booth. There was a sickening crunch, but the panicked screaming from the bag stopped. "I think I killed it. Let's take him to Hiroshi now..."
[Imagina que esto fuera realidad... Imagina (Genitallica) un orgasmo que no tenga que acabar. Pero si lo es, si lo es así, y juerga se dará... (Imagine that this were true... Imagine an orgasm that doesn't have to come to and end. But yes, it is, it will be that way and they party will happen) ]
Back to Mexico, Hiroshi was on the phone with a drugstore.
"Ok... mire... voy a organizar una juerga bien chingona... necesito hules... ¡en chinga! (Ok... look... I'm gonna organize a damn good party... I need rubbers... in shitloads!!)"
The store clerk's voice was uncertain, but professional. "¿Cuántas personas? (How many people?)"
"Imagínese el carnaval de Río hoy en día... algo así. (Imagine the Río Carnival nowadays... something like it)," Hiroshi confirmed.
"¡Mierda! Mucho pide, ¿que clase de sementales habrán en tu juerga? (Shit!! You ask a lot, what kind of studs will there be at your party?)" The seller was incredulous.
"Pues... somos puros nerdos... pero tenemos mota. (Well... we're a bunch of nerds, but we've got pot.)"
"Demonios... habrá que conseguir una docenas mas... ¿viven en zona de arañas? (Damn... we'll have to get a dozen more... do you live in spider zones?)" The clerk's voice was matter-of-fact now.
"Aquí no hay viudas negras... aun. (Here they aren't black vidows... yet)," Hiroshi responded.
"Bueno...deje le mando un camión... hay si le faltan... pos... pescadito fuera. (Ok well....I'll send a truckload...if you run short well....take the meat outta the bun before the mustard spills.)," the clerk advised.
"Vale, vale... (Ok, ok...)." Hiroshi hung up, and his mobile phone rang almost immidiately. "Hello?"
"Sir, we've got Dylan and we're on our way to the party beach house," Agent Whitey's voice replied.
"Is he conscious?"
Agent Whitey paused. "I think he's coming to."
Hiroshi's voice was disapproving. "That wasn't what I wanted to hear."
"Oh, sorry." A loud smack could be heard in the background. "He's down for the count, sir."
"Are you sure?"
A louder, metallic thunk was head this time. "Yes I am," Agent Whitey confirmed.
"That's better." Hiroshi clicked the phone off.
[Dear god Lotho...no... no, you're not too sexy for your... ah god... I'm scarred for life... damn you Fred Said Right and your best selling single "I'm too sexy"...god no Lotho, leave your pants on!]
In the meantime, Lyoko Freak had degraded into a site of lovemaking and horrible nightmares, accented be moans and screams of horror and utter fear...
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*kisses Lotho's lips*
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*spanks Ransomed_Heart's ass repeatedly*
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Oww, I love it!! *takes off Lotho's pants* Let's get this party started!! ^_^
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Oh yeah!! *hands Lotho a condom*
A few moments later, the fun became horror.
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*does 540 Inward Flip with the penis stuck on Chibi's ass*
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What the fuck? O_O
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*drops Chibi on the floor and gets on snogging postion on Ray while putting one foot on her back, grabbing breasts with two hands and performs a Kickflip McTwist*
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Oh my God!! You sick bastard!! *is scared and backs away*
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Goddamn Lotho, that doesn't go there!
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*moans*
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Dammit! Chibi, look what you did!
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Hey, I wasn't the one with the syrup.
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I think I'm....
A series of moans, screams, and unanswered soon followed, ending with Lotho smoking a ritual cigar with the girls beyond upset with him.
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Wow....that was great!
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I think I'm gonna puke...
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Goddamn Lotho! I didn't think you could notice virginity in Cyber till you showed up!
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Didn't you like it too?
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So much...so....the horror.....
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I'm not even going to reply....
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Though I did good!
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The...horror.....
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Lotho, at first you were stiffer than JFK's rotting corpse.....then I don't know what the hell you did, but Ray wont' be the same...
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How was it even possible....can it even move like that?....the horror...
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But I...
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I need a hug from Erynn…I’m going to Mexico…
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Yea, me too. I'm sick of this shit.
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And then we'll have intercourse.
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I'll be a nun thanks to you...you... monster.
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Yea...frikin.....sicko.
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Hey, at least I liked it.
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Let's meet at Miami Int. Airport.
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I can get free tickets.
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That's the best thing I've heard you saying in the last 2 hours.
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Oh god....how was it even possible? Lotho, it can't bend like that, it just can't... *fetal position*
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Damn flashbacks…
Back in Jalisco, Mewberries was about to enter a department store.
Two weeks ago...
At Mandaz's house, the European Lyoko Freak Bash was well under way. People were getting drunk on booze and high off the magical cocaine tea, while Trikninja and Vertig73 were playing Winning Eleven on the Playstation 2. Trikninja had picked West Ham and Vertig73 had selected Arsenal. A penatly kick for Arsenal could be seen on the screen after Paul Konchesky tackled Robert Pires in the area.
"Oh crud, a penalty kick," Trikninja moaned, taking a drink of the tea. "That referee is such a damn prick. Next time we should pick random referee instead of Leroy the African slave," he added.
TB3 snorted. "Aye, you sound like my brother, mate, don't be putting the blame on the referee for your mistakes."
"Ignore him, he always talks rubbish, even when he's sober," Team Lyoko broke in dismissively. "You should tell him to bugger of, trik."
Trikninja laughed in response. "Hah, I'll bet you two had some crack before."
Alpha-Omega brings more of the magical cocaine tea and serves his mates. "Oh yes, this is so much better than Colombian tea," he stated.
"God save the queen for legalizing the magical cocaine tea," Drum Lyoko crowed. "Keep it real..."
"Hell yeah, the coked tea is good," Mandaz agreed, from her position on the couch next to Vertig.
"Hey Triki, stop dicking around with them and get your arse in the game," vertig snapped in irritation.
Mandaz took a sip of the tea, leaning over to give vertig a kiss on the lips. "You can do it, darling."
"Oh yer!" Vertig agreed, excitement increasing after the kiss. "Go Henry!"
"Hey, what's the prize if Triki or Vertig wins the match?" Team Lyoko asked. He got a reply from TB3. "Banging Mandaz all night long, something you will never do."
"At least I didn't lost my virginity to some random operated female, you prick!" replied Team Lyoko, and inmediately TB3's face gets red like a tomato while the crowd is laughing off hard at him.
Moments later, the penalty kick was perfectly executed by the PS2 controller-manipulated Thierry Henry and defeats the West Ham goalie, Roy Carroll. Vertig jumped up triumphantly. "Goal! Woot!!" He leapt over the table, pointing a finger at trikninja's face and thrusting his package wildly. "In your face, American capitalist Black pig!"
In one moment the table broke in half, sending vertig tumbling down right onto his back. He winced in pain. "Shit..."
The group began pointing and laughing, but the laughter was interruped as a fight broke out on the couch between TB3 and Team Lyoko. The group turned to watch the action.
TB3 threw a puch at his brother. "That is for screwing up my relationship with my ex!"
Without hesitating, Team Lyoko punched him right back. "You are going to pay for mom punishing me last year!"
Picking up a bottle, TB3 brandished it at his brother. "You soddy idiot!"
"Bollocks, here they go again.." Trikninja rolled his eyes, used to the commotion.
"You fools might want to stop this," HvonM said dryly.
Cassius335 was unconcerned. "Hey, give me some of the cider, trik."
"Come get me, you fucking cunt," Team Lyoko shouted, picking up a flower pot and throwing it uncerimoniously at TB3. It missed, and smacked Cassius335 in the head.
Trikninja laughed. "Well, you asked for it, Cass. It's on your head now..."
Mandaz was on her feet, having been forced to vacate the couch due to the fight. "I beg you bastards not to make a bloody mess out of-" She cut off as a nearby window shattered, a result of a bottle throw by TB3 at his brother. "Hey, what the hell?!"
TB3 was ranting now. "You cock sparrow bastard, you're so full of.."
Odd-Like-Me dropped a ticket, and picked it up, cursing loudly. "Shit!"
TB3 grinned at the provided answer. "That's correct, my friend!" He smacked his brother with a J. Walker bottle and sent Team Lyoko reeling to the floor, his head bleeding.
Drum Lyoko was immidiately outraged. "Hey, you wasted my good scotch on that crap, you cunt!"
Mandaz looked angry now. "Hey, Liam and Noel, stop the soddy fight and let's clean up this disaster, shall we? My mom is going to kick my arse from my house if she finds out you were getting wasted and stoned here!"
Vertig stood next to her, equally disapproving. "Yer, you're right, Manda. Stop behaving like children!"
"Aren't they in Manchester," trikninja asked out of nowhere.
"Yeah," Mandaz repsonded. "But...what is that on the floor?"
Odd-Like-Me froze, he had been about to pick up the ticket. "That is-" TB3 stomped on his hand "-Fucking hell! get your bloody foot off of my hand, wanker!"
Trikninja crossed his arms. "Is there something you're hiding from us, mate?"
Odd-Like-Me fumbled for a response. "Its just...ah...her...coke inhaling paper thing..."
TB3 grinned, twisting his foot on Odd-Like-Me's hand. "Don't be shitting us now."
"Owie..." Odd-Like-Me winced. "...Mexico..."
"Mexico? How the hell did you get that plane ticket?" Trikninja raised an eyebrow.
"We got it for free," HvonM provided. "Go ex-TvTomers! We get to party in Mexico...But right now I can't remember why exactly..." He trailed off, scratching his head.
TB3 twisted his foot again, stomping for good measure. "Bloody hell, why didn't we get some for free?"
"Yer," vertig agreed, eager to jump on the bandwagon. "That is not fair."
Odd-Like-Me was gasping in pain, but choked out an answer. "Probably Hiroshi didn't count LF members in the party. I was pretty much fortunate to joined TvTome before it turned into that load of rubbish known as tv.com… now… please… I can’t feel my testicles anymore..."
Mandaz pouted slightly. "God, I so wanted to go to Cancun."
"It's at Jalisco, Mandaz," Odd-Like-Me clarified, still on the floor.
"Hell, I want to travel," Mandaz corrected.
HvonM shrugged. "Hiroshi just gave it to us for free. I don't know how he got the address, but I'm absolutely sure you guys can crash at his party."
TB3 nodded decisively. "We must be at Mexico in honour of the European Lyoko Freak members!"
"Absofuckinglutely," Mandaz agreed. "Are we going by boat?"
"Fuck that, I'm flying." Team Lyoko said stubbornly.
"Yer, me too," vertig chimed in. "British Airlines all the way!"
HvonM hung his head. "...Something tells me we're fucked..."
Odd-Like-Me was on his feet now. "Are you blind? That fucking beast-" He pointed at TB3 with his middle finger for effect"-Crushed my testicles!"
HvonM shook his head. "...So fucked..."
"Hey triki, don't forget the recipe for the coked tea. That drink is going to guarantee us some good shagging around there" Alpha-omega stated.
"What do you think I am, stupid? Of course that stuff is going to Mexico!" trikninja affirmed without hesitation.
And so it was decided that the Brits would go to Mexico to crash the party, just for the hell of it.
[Watch the cops bust Sam's ass while chicks bust ass with the ass busting Baha Men... I know that sounded gay, but it wasn't meant to be... don't judge me! Just listen to their song, Who Let The Dogs out?]
Meanwhile, at the airport, the gate guard squinted down at the passport, and then up at it's owner, SamBlob.
"Señor jamaiquino...por favor saque la mota (Mister Jamaican... please take out the pot)"
The Jamaican man was clearly troubled. "What?... Yo no entiendo a lo que se refiere con la palabra mota (I don't understand what do you mean with the word pot)."
The guard put on an annoyed face. "Mire señor... si me va a salir con esas pendejadas, mejor ni hable y bajese los pantalones... (Look mister... if you're gonna come with that bullshit, you better shut up and take off your pants...)"
"WHAT?" SamBlob backed up a few paces to distance himself.
The guard rolled his eyes as if he was already sick of the whole ordeal."Necesito ayuda, un pinche motorolo se rehusa a cooperar. (I need help, a fucking pothead reuses to cooperate.)"
Linii-chan, Little Vili, and JoeDaHobo crossed the airport as Agents Blackey and Whitey hid themselves under their happy-go-lucky sombreros. The three ex-TvTomers paused as something caught their eyes, something very amusing. A pack of drug dogs was hounding SamBlob as the guards cuffed him and led him into a nearby broom closet.
Linii's eyes were wide. "Holy crap!! SamBlob's getting busted by the cops!! And his ass is getting banged by the dogs!!"
Vili's face was lit with a wide grin. "Who let the dogs out? Hehe... Prostetic justice... this trip is getting perfect!"
JoeDaHobo was already distracted. "I want coffee now. Go Starbucks!!"
A random passerby made a comment to Vili. "I think you mean poetic justice, bitch!!"
Vili frowned. "Who said that? Don’t be hurting my feelings now..."
Back in the broom closet, SamBlob was being interrogated by the guards. He recieved at harsh slap across the face from an angry guard.
"Saca la pinche mairhuana pinche rastoso culero! (Give me the damn weed you damn rastaf-asshole)."
"But I don't even have rast-" He was cut off by another slap.
"¡No me rezongue rastoso! (Don't you talk back to me you goddamned rastafarian!)"
[Some don't want to come back home, but SamBlob, the junkies and G-Force would beg for their grandma's to take them home... Sliver, from Nirvana]
Even as the Tomers began meeting at the airport, Hiroshi was preparing the beach house for his guests. "Hurry up you lazy junkies, I ain't giving ya pot for nothing!"
True to form, the junkies began attempting to haul a giant block such a one from Ancient Egypt.
Agent Marquez broke in. "Señor... ¿es esto necesario? (Sir... is this necesary?)"
Hiroshi shrugged. "Nah... nomás queria saber como se sentia... ¡¡te vi, pinche tecato!! ¡No tienes permitido poner atención hasta que lleguemos al aeropuerto! (Nah... I just wanted to know how it felt... saw you, fucking tecato!! You're not allowed to pay attention 'til we get to the airport!!)" He cracked the whip expertly over their heads, as the bloods spills out rapidly.
Standing in the airport, Yizzy glanced around. "I wonder if Stephen maked it to Mexico..." She trailed off, her eyes still searching the faces of the people around her.
Erynn nodded assuringly. "He wouldn't miss this, for sure..."
Just then, x1 arrived. "Amigos!!", he said loudly. "I am down with the funky shit!! How ya doing?"
Star Way hugged him. "Hey, you're finally here!"
"Wassup, dude," Rodri asked.
x1 lit up a joint. "Same as you, I guess...Smoking crack and getting high."
Yizzy pulled him into a tight hug. "Stephen! I missed you so much!"
x1 felt the air being squeezed out of his lungs. "Yeah..me too," he gasped out. He kissed her quickly. "Come on, let's head somewhere else, guys."
On another side of the airport, Movie-Brat was arriving. A passenger behind him was mutterinbg darkly about the film shown during the flight. "God, I'm sick of movies..."
Movie-Brat glanced back and nodded in agreement. "And I'm even sicker of continuity mistakes, I mean... come on... how in hell can't they keep a cigarette lit in one scene and not have it about to run out in the next?"
He shook his head, and kept ranting as he marched out of the airport in search of his goal, to meet the Code Lyoko voice actors.
Meanwhile, poor Sam was still in the broom closet with the irate guards.
"Chinga tu madre pinche rastoso..me cae que te la clavaste en el culo (Fuck you damn rasta bastard....I bet you stuck it up your ass.)" The guard glared down at him.
"I can't unders-" The Jamaican was cut off with a sharp slap.
"¡Cállate y date la vuelta! (Shut the fuck up and turn around!)" Grinning evilly, the guard pulled a glove onto his left had while holding a sharp-edged knife in his right.
SamBlob made another plea. "But-" Another slap. "Ok, ok...I'll do it..." As SamBlob turned around, another guard stepped into the broom closet. He wasn't at all interested in the viticmized Jamaican, however.
"¡Vino el pinche hijo del amado carrillo! (The fucking son of Amado Carrillo just arrived!!)" His voice was eager.
"¡¿No mames?!. ¡Por fin atrapamos al pendejo! (No shit?! Finally we captured that fucker!!)" The original guard's voice was laced with glee.
The second guard held onto G-Force4 in a tight grip while pointing one finger at Sam.
"El muy imbécil vino en primera clase. Sin duda alguna, la aeromoza espía lo reconoció... Suelta a ese imbécil que tenemos harta chamba con este pinche cabrón. (That asshole came in first class. No wonder the spy air hostess recognized him... let that moron go, we got tons of work with this fucking asshole.)"
"Demonios, yo quería lastimarlo...(Dammit, I wanted to hurt him... )" The first guard sighed.
"Ahorra tus energías para este pendejo. Deja al jamaiquino que se vaya de acá. Es inocente. (Save your energies for this bastard. Let the jamaican leave. He's innocent.)"
"Bueno... (Well...)" The first guard was uncertain with a knife on his hand.
[Might I interest you in a cigar and a pancake? No.
How about a bong and a crepe? No as well.
Well, then how about just a cup of Coffee & TV, time'll go by in a Blur]
Seconds later, a sickening scream echoed through the airport. the Code Lyoko voice actress Jodi Forrest looked around.
"What on earth was that?" She had paused, but continued walking, even as seconds later yet another scream cut through the air.
Little Vili glanced over at his friend. "Holy shit, Joe!!"
His cup of coffee broken on the ground, JoeDaHobo was wiping frantically at his face, on which the hot coffee had spilled. "Ahhh shit!! My face!! My face!!"
Meanwhile, the screaming continued, loud enough to wake the dead. Dylan0513 wakes up and stirred slightly at the sound. "What the hell was that?" His concern was redirected suddenly, though when he realized that there were spiders in the bag he was in. "Ahhhh!! Spiders!! Ahhhhh!!"
Agent Whitey glanced down. "Dylan is making too much noise."
"Quick, smash him against something," Agent Blackey suggested.
"On it!" Agent Whitey swifty smashed the bag against a telephone booth. There was a sickening crunch, but the panicked screaming from the bag stopped. "I think I killed it. Let's take him to Hiroshi now..."
[Imagina que esto fuera realidad... Imagina (Genitallica) un orgasmo que no tenga que acabar. Pero si lo es, si lo es así, y juerga se dará... (Imagine that this were true... Imagine an orgasm that doesn't have to come to and end. But yes, it is, it will be that way and they party will happen) ]
Back to Mexico, Hiroshi was on the phone with a drugstore.
"Ok... mire... voy a organizar una juerga bien chingona... necesito hules... ¡en chinga! (Ok... look... I'm gonna organize a damn good party... I need rubbers... in shitloads!!)"
The store clerk's voice was uncertain, but professional. "¿Cuántas personas? (How many people?)"
"Imagínese el carnaval de Río hoy en día... algo así. (Imagine the Río Carnival nowadays... something like it)," Hiroshi confirmed.
"¡Mierda! Mucho pide, ¿que clase de sementales habrán en tu juerga? (Shit!! You ask a lot, what kind of studs will there be at your party?)" The seller was incredulous.
"Pues... somos puros nerdos... pero tenemos mota. (Well... we're a bunch of nerds, but we've got pot.)"
"Demonios... habrá que conseguir una docenas mas... ¿viven en zona de arañas? (Damn... we'll have to get a dozen more... do you live in spider zones?)" The clerk's voice was matter-of-fact now.
"Aquí no hay viudas negras... aun. (Here they aren't black vidows... yet)," Hiroshi responded.
"Bueno...deje le mando un camión... hay si le faltan... pos... pescadito fuera. (Ok well....I'll send a truckload...if you run short well....take the meat outta the bun before the mustard spills.)," the clerk advised.
"Vale, vale... (Ok, ok...)." Hiroshi hung up, and his mobile phone rang almost immidiately. "Hello?"
"Sir, we've got Dylan and we're on our way to the party beach house," Agent Whitey's voice replied.
"Is he conscious?"
Agent Whitey paused. "I think he's coming to."
Hiroshi's voice was disapproving. "That wasn't what I wanted to hear."
"Oh, sorry." A loud smack could be heard in the background. "He's down for the count, sir."
"Are you sure?"
A louder, metallic thunk was head this time. "Yes I am," Agent Whitey confirmed.
"That's better." Hiroshi clicked the phone off.
[Dear god Lotho...no... no, you're not too sexy for your... ah god... I'm scarred for life... damn you Fred Said Right and your best selling single "I'm too sexy"...god no Lotho, leave your pants on!]
In the meantime, Lyoko Freak had degraded into a site of lovemaking and horrible nightmares, accented be moans and screams of horror and utter fear...
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*kisses Lotho's lips*
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*spanks Ransomed_Heart's ass repeatedly*
Ransomed_Heart
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Oww, I love it!! *takes off Lotho's pants* Let's get this party started!! ^_^
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Oh yeah!! *hands Lotho a condom*
A few moments later, the fun became horror.
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*does 540 Inward Flip with the penis stuck on Chibi's ass*
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What the fuck? O_O
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*drops Chibi on the floor and gets on snogging postion on Ray while putting one foot on her back, grabbing breasts with two hands and performs a Kickflip McTwist*
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Oh my God!! You sick bastard!! *is scared and backs away*
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Goddamn Lotho, that doesn't go there!
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*moans*
Ransomed_Heart
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Dammit! Chibi, look what you did!
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Hey, I wasn't the one with the syrup.
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I think I'm....
A series of moans, screams, and unanswered soon followed, ending with Lotho smoking a ritual cigar with the girls beyond upset with him.
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Wow....that was great!
Ransomed_Heart
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I think I'm gonna puke...
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Goddamn Lotho! I didn't think you could notice virginity in Cyber till you showed up!
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Didn't you like it too?
Ransomed_Heart
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So much...so....the horror.....
xLyOkO mAsTeRx
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I'm not even going to reply....
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Though I did good!
Ransomed_Heart
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The...horror.....
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Lotho, at first you were stiffer than JFK's rotting corpse.....then I don't know what the hell you did, but Ray wont' be the same...
Ransomed_Heart
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How was it even possible....can it even move like that?....the horror...
LothoFoxburr
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But I...
Ransomed_Heart
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I need a hug from Erynn…I’m going to Mexico…
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Yea, me too. I'm sick of this shit.
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And then we'll have intercourse.
Ransomed_Heart
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I'll be a nun thanks to you...you... monster.
xLyOkO mAsTeRx
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Yea...frikin.....sicko.
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Hey, at least I liked it.
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Let's meet at Miami Int. Airport.
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I can get free tickets.
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That's the best thing I've heard you saying in the last 2 hours.
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Oh god....how was it even possible? Lotho, it can't bend like that, it just can't... *fetal position*
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Damn flashbacks…
Back in Jalisco, Mewberries was about to enter a department store.