Chapter IV - Final Preparations
The thread now locked, it seemed this party was all but alive...if the creator hadn’t been rich as hell of course.
[Punkyfy dudes!...Should I stay or should I go!!...The clash!..listen and read!!!]
A day gone by, not a single new post had appeared, all seemed to mourn the locked thread… that is… until someone posted an Apology thread, like many others, yet with subtle differences.
Gino24-7
Registered: Since time began
Posts: 1
Location: In front of my pc!!
I am truly sorry for locking this Hiroshi and causing people to distrust your words. Seriously, you are a good person, and I will acknowledge it from now on. On the other hand, soon it wil be time to party... now I'm expecting to see you all at Mexico!!
JeremyHopper
Hey Gino, why'd you change your Screen name?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
I'll give YOU 2000 pesos to never mention that again.
JeremyHopper
Cool!!
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Now....meet my suits!
JeremyHopper
Your wha.....
JeremyHopper
Sir, I think we overused the taser....should we get medical attenion for the plane?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Nah....too expensive, just fedex him to me
Little Vili
Hiroshi, was that for real?
~Vili~
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Real...ehr...no....it's just good fun....right Jeremy?
JeremyHopper
Afirmative.
Dan&SandwichBoy
No more Bugger King or damn Taco Bell from the USA!! From now on, Tlacuache and Cocono sandwiches for me!!
Star Way
My parents didn't protest to Gino... what kind of jerk did that?
101 sissyhater
I don't know... all I know is that I'm surprised that we're gonna finally meet at a huge party... yay!!
101 says: Stupid cat almost ate my plane ticket!!
bloodyhellrodri85
Yeah... besides, we're going for free... free booze at your 'canton', Hiro?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Well duh…
bloodyhellrodri85
Great...
MovieBrat
Cool!! I'm gonna meet Adal Ramones. Just awesome...
Mewberries151
This doesn't sound right for a party, Hiroshi... just doesn't sound right... most of the people here are just 14 or 15 years old, and giving them alcohol is so wrong!! Anyways, I'm already on vacations at Mexico... such a wonderful country to visit!! ^_^ *looks at Hiroshi's card invitation* Looks like I'll be in Jalisco when the party takes place Happy...
yumis_inner_self
Can hardly wait to party with you guys!!
CBIzumi
Awesome!! ^_^ I love this idea!!
Glory one-eye
My eyes are on the plane ticket now!!
Linii Chan
Mexico, we're gonna party wild!!
This was not the end of the topic… yet the next posts were by the unintelligent folk mentioned before… thus you can imagine bad grammar and idiotic blasphemes.
[Damn Gringos...you all deserve to be trialed and judge by a Voto Latino (Molotov)]
Meanwhile, just outside a rummaged Hilbilly village, two men dragged a couple of bags towards a black van; one of the suited males black as night and short as a circus midget, his white suit contrasting with his skin tone. Next to him stood an enormous but tremendously thin white male, dressed in a black suit.
-The boss told us to bring Jeremy and send Dylan on a trip to hell- spoke the Afro-American man. -You take the truck and Fedex Hopper’s drugged ass to Hiro… I’ll send the Hillbilly King on a one way trip to Cambodia.-
As the backdoor of the black van opened, the pale agent stared at both bags.
-But Mr. Whitey fool!- spoke the naturally pale male, -Which mofo’s which? -
The black man stopped for a second, the bag coming to a stop over a puddle of mud and hillbilly feces -Damn…after that fight against those damn carnivore Hillbillies, I lost track of who’s who.-
-Well… ehm… an idea just hit ma skull fool!- quickly spoke the pale man -hows bout we makes a lucky guess?-
-Ok…we could check the bags instead… but I’d love to see Marquez kicks your pale ass after the boss finds out you messed up- smirked the black man, now known as Mr. Whitey -Do your Thing Mr. Blackey-
-Ok, here goes nuthin fool!.... Eenie mini Minnie mo- his fingers quickly pointed each bag alternatively - if your mother's a hoe, that must be- as the finger pointed towards the left bag, a rip in the reality continuum caused by the rude awakening of the Great Ancestor’s High Priest, lead to Mr. Blackey’s mind finishing the sentence as his finger kept pointing towards the now moving bag -....you!!-
-Ok, he’s with you then- added Mr. Whitey, picking up the second bag -we’ll met back at the airport-
-O’ course fool!!- replied the second agent -But…waz happen’ to the otha fool? da Vagina one-
-He’s been taken care of… don’t worry-
Back at Mexico, a relaxed teenager sat in his foldout chair, a Corona in hand and a phone on the other.
-Eyt… eyt… eyt… eyt, es todo cámara! Ya chingamos bien rico- (yea…yea…yea…yea, that’s it dude! we’re kicking ass now!) he spoke over the cellular, being interrupted by the sudden appearance of a shadowed man behind him.
-Que onda Marquez… ¿está todo listo?- (What’s up Marquez…everything’s set up?)
-Si señor, solamente hace falta lo que usted debe autorizar personalmente- (Yes sir, just the things that you need to authorize personally are missing) replied the shadowy figure.
-Genial, al rato me encargo de eso. Mientras saca a estos pinches vagos de la mansion… menos al de la bañera, ese wey me cae bien- (Kick ass, I’ll take care of it in a while. In the meantime kick these damn hoboes’s outta here…`cept the one in the bathtub, I like him)
Meanwhile… up in the sky above, a Salvation Army Boeing passed by, harboring a most important celebrity
-Hello? Anyone…help please-
Called Gino24
[Punkyfy dudes!...Should I stay or should I go!!...The clash!..listen and read!!!]
A day gone by, not a single new post had appeared, all seemed to mourn the locked thread… that is… until someone posted an Apology thread, like many others, yet with subtle differences.
Gino24-7
Registered: Since time began
Posts: 1
Location: In front of my pc!!
I am truly sorry for locking this Hiroshi and causing people to distrust your words. Seriously, you are a good person, and I will acknowledge it from now on. On the other hand, soon it wil be time to party... now I'm expecting to see you all at Mexico!!
JeremyHopper
Hey Gino, why'd you change your Screen name?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
I'll give YOU 2000 pesos to never mention that again.
JeremyHopper
Cool!!
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Now....meet my suits!
JeremyHopper
Your wha.....
JeremyHopper
Sir, I think we overused the taser....should we get medical attenion for the plane?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Nah....too expensive, just fedex him to me
Little Vili
Hiroshi, was that for real?
~Vili~
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Real...ehr...no....it's just good fun....right Jeremy?
JeremyHopper
Afirmative.
Dan&SandwichBoy
No more Bugger King or damn Taco Bell from the USA!! From now on, Tlacuache and Cocono sandwiches for me!!
Star Way
My parents didn't protest to Gino... what kind of jerk did that?
101 sissyhater
I don't know... all I know is that I'm surprised that we're gonna finally meet at a huge party... yay!!
101 says: Stupid cat almost ate my plane ticket!!
bloodyhellrodri85
Yeah... besides, we're going for free... free booze at your 'canton', Hiro?
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Well duh…
bloodyhellrodri85
Great...
MovieBrat
Cool!! I'm gonna meet Adal Ramones. Just awesome...
Mewberries151
This doesn't sound right for a party, Hiroshi... just doesn't sound right... most of the people here are just 14 or 15 years old, and giving them alcohol is so wrong!! Anyways, I'm already on vacations at Mexico... such a wonderful country to visit!! ^_^ *looks at Hiroshi's card invitation* Looks like I'll be in Jalisco when the party takes place Happy...
yumis_inner_self
Can hardly wait to party with you guys!!
CBIzumi
Awesome!! ^_^ I love this idea!!
Glory one-eye
My eyes are on the plane ticket now!!
Linii Chan
Mexico, we're gonna party wild!!
This was not the end of the topic… yet the next posts were by the unintelligent folk mentioned before… thus you can imagine bad grammar and idiotic blasphemes.
[Damn Gringos...you all deserve to be trialed and judge by a Voto Latino (Molotov)]
Meanwhile, just outside a rummaged Hilbilly village, two men dragged a couple of bags towards a black van; one of the suited males black as night and short as a circus midget, his white suit contrasting with his skin tone. Next to him stood an enormous but tremendously thin white male, dressed in a black suit.
-The boss told us to bring Jeremy and send Dylan on a trip to hell- spoke the Afro-American man. -You take the truck and Fedex Hopper’s drugged ass to Hiro… I’ll send the Hillbilly King on a one way trip to Cambodia.-
As the backdoor of the black van opened, the pale agent stared at both bags.
-But Mr. Whitey fool!- spoke the naturally pale male, -Which mofo’s which? -
The black man stopped for a second, the bag coming to a stop over a puddle of mud and hillbilly feces -Damn…after that fight against those damn carnivore Hillbillies, I lost track of who’s who.-
-Well… ehm… an idea just hit ma skull fool!- quickly spoke the pale man -hows bout we makes a lucky guess?-
-Ok…we could check the bags instead… but I’d love to see Marquez kicks your pale ass after the boss finds out you messed up- smirked the black man, now known as Mr. Whitey -Do your Thing Mr. Blackey-
-Ok, here goes nuthin fool!.... Eenie mini Minnie mo- his fingers quickly pointed each bag alternatively - if your mother's a hoe, that must be- as the finger pointed towards the left bag, a rip in the reality continuum caused by the rude awakening of the Great Ancestor’s High Priest, lead to Mr. Blackey’s mind finishing the sentence as his finger kept pointing towards the now moving bag -....you!!-
-Ok, he’s with you then- added Mr. Whitey, picking up the second bag -we’ll met back at the airport-
-O’ course fool!!- replied the second agent -But…waz happen’ to the otha fool? da Vagina one-
-He’s been taken care of… don’t worry-
Back at Mexico, a relaxed teenager sat in his foldout chair, a Corona in hand and a phone on the other.
-Eyt… eyt… eyt… eyt, es todo cámara! Ya chingamos bien rico- (yea…yea…yea…yea, that’s it dude! we’re kicking ass now!) he spoke over the cellular, being interrupted by the sudden appearance of a shadowed man behind him.
-Que onda Marquez… ¿está todo listo?- (What’s up Marquez…everything’s set up?)
-Si señor, solamente hace falta lo que usted debe autorizar personalmente- (Yes sir, just the things that you need to authorize personally are missing) replied the shadowy figure.
-Genial, al rato me encargo de eso. Mientras saca a estos pinches vagos de la mansion… menos al de la bañera, ese wey me cae bien- (Kick ass, I’ll take care of it in a while. In the meantime kick these damn hoboes’s outta here…`cept the one in the bathtub, I like him)
Meanwhile… up in the sky above, a Salvation Army Boeing passed by, harboring a most important celebrity
-Hello? Anyone…help please-
Called Gino24