I was amusing myself with
a satire site, and reading the guestbook is always good for a laugh because all these anti-choice types who don't realize that it's satire get their panties/boxers in a twist. This particular quote from a guestbook comment made me laugh: "Scientifically, the only difference between a fetus and a toddler is size, level of development, environment, and degree of dependency."
Scientifically, the only differences between an acorn and a tree are size and level of development... but if you're trying to escape an angry wild animal by climbing, I bet you're going to find that acorns and trees aren't the same thing at all.