The semester so far
Some memorable quotes from a couple of my teachers.
"In business, money comes before work. Its in the dictionary, too. Oh ya, das real deep."
"Statistically, the average time and day to die is Monday at 9AM. Gives new meaning to bad case of the Mondays. Oh ya, das real deep too."
"And thats only the tip of the iceberg, uh, of how weird water is, um, pun not intended. Actually pun intended. Well whatever."
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Half of you scored above the average test score. The bad news, of course, is that half of you scored below the average...
...silence...
Of course I really should fail all of you considering that THAT IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF WHAT AN AVERAGE IS!!!!"
I like my teachers.
"In business, money comes before work. Its in the dictionary, too. Oh ya, das real deep."
"Statistically, the average time and day to die is Monday at 9AM. Gives new meaning to bad case of the Mondays. Oh ya, das real deep too."
"And thats only the tip of the iceberg, uh, of how weird water is, um, pun not intended. Actually pun intended. Well whatever."
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Half of you scored above the average test score. The bad news, of course, is that half of you scored below the average...
...silence...
Of course I really should fail all of you considering that THAT IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF WHAT AN AVERAGE IS!!!!"
I like my teachers.