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[tam_i_am]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I turned goodoldabe in for spitting (3 points). In July I helped bottled_talents hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for ring1fellow9 (10 points). In March sacred_tears and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been nice (551 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
tam_i_am