Boobs and Bombs

Aug 09, 2004 13:49

So I went down to Cinci to visit Kyle for a few days before he ships out to Iraq at the end of the month. We had a good time. Did the usual video games and nonsensical cartoon dvds (sealab 2021 and red vs. blue season 2). We also went Shooting at Target World, which was pretty fun. I did pretty damn good too, shot just about as well as Kyle, scorewise. I think his guy would have been deader than mine, but I did manage to get a nice clean shot in the throat. Take that paper target!

We also decided we wanted to blow something up. He had this video where these guys have a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper thats about 2/5 full. They proceed to put it on a fire, and about a minute later, it explodes in a huge napalmy blade. So of course, we had to try it. We went out and bought the Dr. Pepper, scouted out a location, it was gonna be perfectly executed. But first we decided to do a test run. we worked at that shit for about an HOUR and couldn't get it to explode, we actually doused it in gasoline, and added some gas to the Dr. Pepper and it still wouldn't blow up. Just some burning and a disappointing fizzle. At that point we were very disappointed and went to the anarchist's cookbook to find something else we could make explode.

Kyle found something that looked like a lot of fun, the "Hindenburg Balloon" bomb. Basically, you mix liquid plumbr and tinfoil, it creates hydrogen, which goes into the balloon. As the balloon floats away, you light a fuse (or a lighterfluid soaked lenghth of string) and BOOM, big hydrogen explosion lighting up the night sky. Of course, after we picked up all the supplies (that took forever) and tried it out, we discovered liquid plumbr was now "safe for use with aluminum." DAMN you liquid plumbr. So, denied our explosions, we decided to indulge the other two things that most entertain males. Food and women. Not in that order. So we went to Hooters, which had both.

Fin.
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