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long survey, boring day at work... stolen from t_e_c
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Probably Bush.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Dave Matthews Band
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
again, Bush.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Brie. or maybe the cranberry cheese at Hannafords.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What would it be?
The slick chick at Full Belly Deli (chicken salad with Muenster, onions and bacon. oh god.)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
the chick who plays Shane on the Lword... but she'd have to stay in character.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Ms. Ferrick
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
buying something for J and/or little J
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
anywhere WARM.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
cab fare to the beach, tote full of sand toys for SBJ
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
whatever J wants...i don't really drink.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
February 11-14 2005. Rewatch James be born and relive the hospital experience again.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
who can (and can't) live there with me
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
positive profiles of adoption, adoption education, and/or profiles of waiting kids
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck. (though I'm trying to stop)
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
slowly pull the covers up over my head. (I'm avoidant.)
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
my computer's CPU (it has all our family pics stored on it)
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
hold on to j and sbj.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
convince people to pay me lots of money just for being me. :)
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Canada
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
dude, go ahead and ban me from every bar. I. Don't. Care.
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
shan's...
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
MLK
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Katie.
25. What's your theme song?
frog in the bucket.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Probably Bush.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Dave Matthews Band
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
again, Bush.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Brie. or maybe the cranberry cheese at Hannafords.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What would it be?
The slick chick at Full Belly Deli (chicken salad with Muenster, onions and bacon. oh god.)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
the chick who plays Shane on the Lword... but she'd have to stay in character.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Ms. Ferrick
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
buying something for J and/or little J
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
anywhere WARM.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
cab fare to the beach, tote full of sand toys for SBJ
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
whatever J wants...i don't really drink.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
February 11-14 2005. Rewatch James be born and relive the hospital experience again.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
who can (and can't) live there with me
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
positive profiles of adoption, adoption education, and/or profiles of waiting kids
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck. (though I'm trying to stop)
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
slowly pull the covers up over my head. (I'm avoidant.)
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
my computer's CPU (it has all our family pics stored on it)
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
hold on to j and sbj.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
convince people to pay me lots of money just for being me. :)
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Canada
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
dude, go ahead and ban me from every bar. I. Don't. Care.
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
shan's...
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
MLK
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Katie.
25. What's your theme song?
frog in the bucket.