Apparently I Am a Nazi...
I just finished installing a mirror, in the bedroom. It's a full-length mirror. The kind you use to see if your pants make your ass look fat and whatnot. That's not why I hung it. I hung it for lighting.
There are two windows in my bedroom. One faces the North East, and the other faces the North West (more or less). Meaning that particular room seldom, if ever, gets any direct sunlight. It does however get some amount of light from Mr. Frank's house. It reflects off of the yellow siding onto the opposite wall.
So on that wall I placed the mirror long-ways, or on it's side. So in theory, during the day, the room should be better lit and slightly warmer.
As is customary when we go to the Uniontown mall, I pooped.
When I made it to the end of the tunnel and into the men's room, there was someone in the stall, so I stepped outside and waited for a few minutes. After that time a very tiny old man emerged and excused himself past me.
He was REALLY short... I was stunned for a moment.
He was so short infact that he must have not been able to reach even the children's urinal. So he used the actual toilet. That, it seems, he couldn't quite reach either.
There was urine all over the seat... I REALLY had to poop...
So I cleaned the toilet. The seat, anyway. The pee was still warm...
And ever after all of this, the Borders Express didn't have the book I need. The entire reason I went to the mall...
And now, a quizzey thinger!
[] I'm afraid of silence.
[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[] I am really ticklish.
[] I'm afraid of the dark.
[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open.
[ ] I am gay.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I watch the news.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[] I am a sucker for blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I curse.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[x] I love Spam.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[X] I want a better job.
[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I love someone.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[x ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I love Lord of the Flies.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I love chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I am not comfortable with being me.
[] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[ ] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of suicide before. never attempted though
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[] Had a menage a trois.
[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] Have kissed a stranger.
[ ] Have kissed someone really strange....
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of a diff. sex.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Swore at Liberace.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car.
[ ] been to Japan.
[ ] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[x] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill.
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[ ] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a Plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Been skiing/snowboarding.
[x] Been ice skating.
[ ] Cried in public.
[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone almost 24/7.
[ ] Hate the world.
That was much less exciting that I had thought it would be...
There are two windows in my bedroom. One faces the North East, and the other faces the North West (more or less). Meaning that particular room seldom, if ever, gets any direct sunlight. It does however get some amount of light from Mr. Frank's house. It reflects off of the yellow siding onto the opposite wall.
So on that wall I placed the mirror long-ways, or on it's side. So in theory, during the day, the room should be better lit and slightly warmer.
As is customary when we go to the Uniontown mall, I pooped.
When I made it to the end of the tunnel and into the men's room, there was someone in the stall, so I stepped outside and waited for a few minutes. After that time a very tiny old man emerged and excused himself past me.
He was REALLY short... I was stunned for a moment.
He was so short infact that he must have not been able to reach even the children's urinal. So he used the actual toilet. That, it seems, he couldn't quite reach either.
There was urine all over the seat... I REALLY had to poop...
So I cleaned the toilet. The seat, anyway. The pee was still warm...
And ever after all of this, the Borders Express didn't have the book I need. The entire reason I went to the mall...
And now, a quizzey thinger!
[] I'm afraid of silence.
[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[] I am really ticklish.
[] I'm afraid of the dark.
[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open.
[ ] I am gay.
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I watch the news.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[] I am a sucker for blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I curse.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[x] I love Spam.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[X] I want a better job.
[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I love someone.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[x ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I love Lord of the Flies.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I love chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I am not comfortable with being me.
[] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[ ] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of suicide before. never attempted though
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[] Had a menage a trois.
[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] Have kissed a stranger.
[ ] Have kissed someone really strange....
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of a diff. sex.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Swore at Liberace.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car.
[ ] been to Japan.
[ ] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[x] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill.
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[ ] Been to Canada.
[x] Been on a Plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Been skiing/snowboarding.
[x] Been ice skating.
[ ] Cried in public.
[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone almost 24/7.
[ ] Hate the world.
That was much less exciting that I had thought it would be...