If You Hit Me One More--Two More Times! That's It! I'm Going Home!
Toni: Is that really what he sounds like? He sounds like an old black man...
Me: No, he sounds like Eeyore. Like a... an evil version of Eeyore. You can ask Paul, he'll tell you.
Toni: He sounds like... like Ozzy Osbourne.
Me: No, Paul's father sounds like Ozzy Osbourne.
Toni: The real one, though.
Me: Yeah... Paul's father bit the head off a kitten, once.
Toni: Ew! Don't tell me about that! I don't want to hear it...
Me: Well, he didn't BITE a kittens head off... He has no teeth.
Toni: He gnawed it off!
Me: Yeah, he gumbed it right off!
Toni: Down to the bone!
Me: No, he sounds like Eeyore. Like a... an evil version of Eeyore. You can ask Paul, he'll tell you.
Toni: He sounds like... like Ozzy Osbourne.
Me: No, Paul's father sounds like Ozzy Osbourne.
Toni: The real one, though.
Me: Yeah... Paul's father bit the head off a kitten, once.
Toni: Ew! Don't tell me about that! I don't want to hear it...
Me: Well, he didn't BITE a kittens head off... He has no teeth.
Toni: He gnawed it off!
Me: Yeah, he gumbed it right off!
Toni: Down to the bone!