Third Jiggy | [Voice/Action] | Event shenanigans for the 27th-28th!

[talontrot]

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• You will inadvertantly shoplift several times this week

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[Action] 27th

[i_speak_softly]

[When Kazooie comes back to actually put away the clean laundry she threw on the floor earlier, she will find a most surprising thing: a giant turtle is sleeping on the pile. Possibly even more infuriating than this strange incursion is the fact that one of the predictions has come true.]

[What do, Bird?]

[Action]

[talontrot]

[...

There is a giant stupid turtle in her laundry. And just when she wanted to make it certain not a single one of those dumb predictions came true!

Plus it's some weirdo sleeping in her laundry.

Of course, the logical solution is to give him a solid peck in the shell. It shouldn't hurt too much.]

Hey, bozo, if you wanna pass out, do it on your own laundry!

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

[It doesn't hurt, exactly, but the sharp tap is certainly enough to rouse him from his slumber.]

But I don't wear clothes...

[Action]

[talontrot]

Neither do I, but you don't see me falling asleep in other peoples' stuff!

[She nudges the oversized terrapin with one foot irritatedly.] Besides, don't you got something better to do? Like swim around in a stupid swamp or something?

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

[... Oh, hey, you're some kind of mutant flamingo.]

Um... I don't usually do that...

[Action]

[talontrot]

Do what? Laze around in peoples' laundry or swim in swamps?

Only other place I ever saw a turtle was near Jolly Roger's Lagoon... [Stupid Tiptup and his even stupider kid. At least they gave her a Jiggy.]

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

... Yes? [Both? Neither?]

Wasn't me. Never been there.

[Action]

[talontrot]

[Kazooie is really not getting the best impression of Don's intelligence right now.]

...

Look, just... can you get the heck out of my laundry already or am I gonna have to kick you out on your shell?

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

Mm.

[Curling up again and going back to sleep.]

[Action]

[talontrot]

[...

Oh come on. Seriously.

A moment after that, Don will feel a rather irritable peck on the back of his head.]

Can you not stay awake for two minutes or what?!

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

[Don pulls his head down, tucking it as far under the rim of his shell as it will go.]

[You won't win this one, Bird.]

[Action]

[talontrot]

[She is a hero. Winning confrontations by being really irritating is what she does.]

Hiding under there isn't gonna help, you know. [She attempts to pry her beak under the edge, for all the good that'll do.]

[Action]

[i_speak_softly]

[Normal physics say that a bird shouldn't be able to move a bear or a giant turtle, but Kazooie can, so... she might actually accomplish something there. Much to Don's surprise.]

Buh??

[Action]

[talontrot]

[Yep, for all her size, she is a total powerhouse. Comparitively. Don might actually be being slowly rolled off the pile, as little sense as that would make.]

Seriously! You're being totally annoying!

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[i_speak_softly]

[Don passes his tipping point, and flips over onto the bare floor.]

How did you do that?!

[Action]

[talontrot]

Easy. You aren't any harder to lift than Banjo! [Okay, so maybe he's a little harder to lift, but Banjo never had a shell...] And I've pushed turtle-guys around before.