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First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!

Jul 23, 2011 18:38

[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero ( Read more... )

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the_mikester July 23 2011, 23:29:28 UTC

[What the heck is that?

It's a bird. With two sets of wings. Carrying a book.

Oh, must be a New Feather.]

Hey, the village is that way.

talontrot July 24 2011, 03:35:28 UTC

[Perfectly normal for Luceti, right?

Kazooie doesn't even question that she's being told something useful, at first. This happens all the time for her.

... But then she realizes who's talking, and narrows one comically-oversized green eye at him.]

... The last time I saw a turtle with some dumb colour like that, I was back in Bubblegloop Swamp. You sure you're not the one lost?

[Because insulting people you meet that are trying to help you is clearly the smartest idea. It's never failed Kazooie before!]

the_mikester July 24 2011, 04:22:20 UTC

[Well okay then.]

Whatever. I was going to tell you about the guide, but I guess you don't need stuff like that, since you obviously know so much.

talontrot July 24 2011, 05:33:30 UTC

[Sorry Mike. You're actually getting a comparitively nicer reaction than some people.]

Hey, we can't all be great adventuring heroes. [She gives Mike a look like she's humouring him.] So... a guide, huh? What's this place need a guide for? Usually I just kick some witch butt and that solves everything.

the_mikester July 26 2011, 14:06:32 UTC

Not here it doesn't.

[Mike... will probably be walking away at this point. You're a weird-looking bird, you've got attitude and if it comes to that you can just fly to the village. Rydia or someone will probably take pity on you there. He's done his good deed for the day and he's sort of in the middle of training. See ya.]

talontrot July 27 2011, 03:18:41 UTC

[But she needs Red Feathers and a Flight Pad to do that.]

Whaddya mean it doesn't? Isn't there somebody's butt to kick?

[... Is this guy actually walking away from her? Seriously? Who walks away from Kazooie? She's too important to just walk away from!]

... What's the big idea?!

the_mikester July 27 2011, 20:11:17 UTC

You're so smart, you figure it out. Maybe you're the one with some amazing superpower that'll break us all out of here, but I doubt it.

[He bounds up a tree in a few jumps and disappears (though he hasn't gone far. You're too interesting not to watch).]

talontrot July 28 2011, 07:47:13 UTC

[Man, how come he can do that without a Shock Spring Pad? Maybe he can Leg Spring like Kazooie can. This place is weird - it wouldn't be too surprising.]

Everybody's stuck here? Sounds like something ol' Winky's behind. She's usually the cause of junk like this.

[She'd chase the strange turtle-guy, but he's gone up a tree at this point, and Kazooie figures that anybody too lazy to drop a Jiggy by now probably hasn't got one.

So she continues down the path. (And Mike is completely encouraged to follow her.)]

the_mikester July 29 2011, 16:54:56 UTC

[You're probably going to be one of those people who just can't accept that things are different than they are back home, and Mike finds that far too entertaining not to follow. Let's see if you follow his directions.]

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