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First Jiggy | [Accidental Voice/Action] | Crappy Intro!

Jul 23, 2011 18:38

[It's not every day that you wake up after a particularly good game of kick-the-disembodied-witch-skull-around to discover you are very much not at Spiral Mountain. Or... anywhere you even vaguely recognize. Even if you are a first-class adventuring hero ( Read more... )

*char: michelangelo, brb adventure, *post: voice, *char: eggman, *char: knuckles, screw the fourth wall, *char: peach, tags: *post, *char: ven, worst sequel ever, needs better power-ups, i'm a hero damnit, *post: action

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action risingwinds July 24 2011, 06:07:52 UTC

[Things you don't see every day in Luceti: big, talking animals.

Things that totally ping Ven: big, talking animals.

So, of course he's going over to see what's up.]

Hey, are you new here?

action talontrot July 24 2011, 12:10:50 UTC

[Things that Ven has probably not encountered: Talking animals who are assholes.

Kazooie gives him a look somewhere between disbelieving and caustic.]

Does anybody have a clue around here?

Nobody tells me anything useful anymore! Banjo-Threeie really sucks so far.

action risingwinds July 25 2011, 03:47:51 UTC

Banjo-Threeie?

[Blinkblink. That's a new one...]

Well, what kinda stuff do you wanna know?

action talontrot July 27 2011, 03:48:58 UTC

[Kazooie holds the wing that isn't pinning the journal against her up, demonstrating her Selective Feather Fingers as she counts things off sarcastically.]

One, where the heck am I, two, where do I get my first Jiggy to open the rest of the worlds, and three, whose butt do I have to kick to get it?

action risingwinds July 28 2011, 04:33:12 UTC

[That's... a lot of questions at once. Ven blinks a few times and then rubs the back of his neck. If nothing else, she sure does get to the point.]

Well, this place is called Luceti, but I don't think there're any Juggies around. [Whatever those are.]

And we're all kinda stuck here, too. Nobody's been able to find a way out of this world.

action talontrot July 28 2011, 08:07:31 UTC

Jiggies. Big golden jigsaw puzzle pieces.

... It makes no sense. Why the heck would there not be Jiggies?! What kind of sequel IS this?

[She stops, calming down after a moment, but her feathers are quite thoroughly ruffled.] So we're all stuck here? Sounds like a job for a hero!

action risingwinds July 31 2011, 02:30:05 UTC

Sequel?

[Nope, still doesn't get it. Ah well.]

So you're a hero?

action 1/2 talontrot July 31 2011, 02:54:00 UTC

Yep! The best darn adventuring hero there is, half of the bear-and-bird duo Banjo and Kazooie!

[Kazooie puffs out her chest with excitement...]

action 2/2 talontrot July 31 2011, 02:55:21 UTC

[... Only for all the air to whoosh out of her sails a moment later.]

... Except the furry lug's nowhere to be found. Probably got his dumb butt kidnapped or something.

He knows he's not supposed to go off without me! He's a sitting duck without me to cart him around!

action risingwinds July 31 2011, 06:31:02 UTC

[Aw. Ven sure knows the feeling, and for a moment, he looks at her with a sad little frown.

But! That doesn't last long.]

Don't worry, just because he's not here doesn't mean he's been captured. Sometimes it just takes a while for people to show up.

action talontrot July 31 2011, 10:28:04 UTC

So this is a regular thing then, people just showing up here for no good reason? [That's a pretty dumb game plot, Rare.] Are we kidnapped or somethin'? I've heard about these Mal-something-o; just another group of peoples whose butts I gotta kick!

[As far as Kazooie's concerned, any problem can be solved by a liberal application of asskicking.]

action risingwinds August 1 2011, 00:23:04 UTC

Most people here could get behind that.

[Heh. She's got spunk; Ven can appreciate that.]

The problem is, they've got us cooped up inside this barrier, so we can't get to 'em.

action | that "people" was not supposed to have an s :|; talontrot August 1 2011, 02:10:57 UTC

Oh, for crying out loud... How do we beat 'em up then?! No Jiggies to open the doors and some dumb thing in the way. Just great.

I could fly over it, but there aren't any Flight Pads anywhere around here, and besides I don't have any Red Feathers. [This place is one frustration after another, so far.]

action | I didn't even notice XD risingwinds August 1 2011, 03:52:37 UTC

Flight pads? What're those?

[He always thought birds can fly on their own...]

action | ninja typo! C8 talontrot August 1 2011, 09:33:34 UTC

[Not this one. Though she can glide, that's pretty close!]

Big flat circular things that I can fly off of by jumping while on 'em. [She'd say something about having to press A, but this ninnies don't know anything about games, apparently.]

It uses Red Feathers to go higher, though, so even if I wanted to fly and could find a stupid Pad, I can't yet. Why wouldn't there be any for me to grab? It's just so dumb.

[The game should totally revolve around Kazooie's needs!]

action risingwinds August 2 2011, 02:20:38 UTC

So the pads help you fly?

[Huh. Now that's interesting.]

Are they kinda like springs? But you said the feathers help, too... Are they magic?

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