Steve War 1 Battle 1 - 1/?
5th March 2012, Battle of the Bulge
The very beginning of how this craze known as the Steve Wars started. Below contains the first freaking out of the members, a the appearance of a wild Gamzee, the very unorganised scrape to form some sort of defence and witty banter pertaining to Steve's unhealthy diet.
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
007dragonstar, aka Dragon
Belugaaa, aka Belu
Darkrai_lol, aka Rai
Glassesrink, aka Rin
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Khonts
Labc
Mistspinner, aka Mist
Pink_cass, aka Cass
Rekab_mik, aka Mik
Rikkaidai_fuji, aka Rikki
Sne_stjerne, aka Sne
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Streamshower, aka Stream
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Tweaksy
Yaoiforthelulz, Llama
Talon:
Returning to my spamming of random theories
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF STEVE.
HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO THIS THREAD.
LIKE HE'S SECRETLY KIDNAPPING PEOPLE FROM THEIR MONITORS.
AND USING HIS ALIEN TECH TO ZAP THE LIFE FROM HERE.
IT'S ALL STEVE.
It's been too long since we last blamed Steve for something
=> Belu:
OH NOES.
WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM! D; WE'RE THE ONLY SURVIVORS LEFT!
==> Talon:
TO THE FATMAN CAVE!
AND LET'S BUST OUT THE BADASS ACTION MUSIC TOO.
=> Mik:
OH SHIT.
THIS IS SRS BSNS.
SHOULD I USE MY DINOS AGAINST STEVE OR WHAT?
==> Talon:
YES, GET THE DINOS. WE MUST PREPARE FOR WAR! WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
===> Mik:
OKIE-DOKIE THEN.
BUT I MUST WARN YOU, THEY'RE LAZY FUCKERS SO YOU MAY NEED TO PROD THEM A BIT TO GET THEM TO ANYTHING.
====> Talon:
DON'T WORRY. I LOVE POKING DEADLY THINGS WITH STICKS. IT'S ONE OF AUSTRALIA'S NATIONAL SPORTS.
Belu:
TALONICEFIRE DISCOVERED SOMETHING
STEVE.... IS KIDNAPPING EVERYONE
EVERYONE, WATCH OUT AROUND YOU
REPORT ALL SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY IMMEDIATELY
DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS
STAY AWAY FROM ALL OMINOUS-LOOKING SCONES
STAY VIGILANT, OFFICERS
=> Talon:
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
=> Llama:
OH SHIT. JUST... OH SHIT. NOT STEVE. *looks over shoulder nervously*
=> Mik:
CAN DO, SIR! /SALUTES
Dragon:
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
Hide yo husband,
'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there
This, despite never having watched HetaOni at all otl
=> Belu:
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR YOU
/shot
=> Talon:
Don't worry, you can still join in the spam attack against Steve! ^^
Belu:
THE FANDOM SYMBOL
IN THE SKY
WE ARE LE NEEDED
lol reference to that one fancomic
Steve:
wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg AbOuT
i HaVeN't TaKeN aNyOnE ... yEt
=> Mik:
OH FUCK.
GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE OR I'LL SEND MY DINOS AGAINST YOU.
==> Steve:
yOuR aTtEmPtS aRe FuTiLe, SiLlY hUmAn
=> Llama:
OH. OH FUCK NO. FUCK NO.
Talon:
THE STEVEPOCALYPSE IS UPON US.
OUR FANDOMLY IS BEING PICKED APART.
YOU NOW MUST JOIN THE WAR AGAINST STEVE AND WHATEVER HORRORS HE HAS WORKING ON HIS SIDE.
QUICK: WHAT IS YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE?!
=> Mik:
DO MY DINOS COUNT AS WEAPONS?
==> Talon:
YES.
===> Mik:
OKAY THEN THOSE ARE MY WEAPONS! \o/
=> Mist:
Chocolate, rainbows, and hugs.
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
=> Dragon:
http://www.monstercommute.com/wp-content/uploads/kusarigama.jpg
=> Steve:
hOw AmUsInG
yOuR wEaPoNs WiLl Be LoVeLy ToOtHpIcKs
=> Llama:
NAILBAT. IT'S THE INTERNET. SO I CAN. WIELD THE NAILBAT.
=> Belu:
UH, DISHWASHER SOAP?!
=> Cass:
Barbwire?
=> Tweaksy:
LIGHTSABERS? LIGHTSABRES ARE COOL.
=> Rin:
THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!
I mean, THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!
I'm so screwed XDD
=> Khonts:
CHEMISTRY BOOK(800 pages)
Steve:
OoPs, I dOn'T tHiNk OnE oF yOuR lItTlE fRiEnDs WiLl Be ReTuRnInG aNyTiMe SoOn
Gamzee:
i see that in this here thread
THERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING MORON
who talks like i used to before i figured it out
YOU KNOW, FIGURED OUT THAT THE MIRACLES ARE MOTHERFUCKING LIES!
so i'll say this nicely
PRETTY SOON YOU'LL REALIZE WHO THE SUBJUGGLATOR HERE REALLY IS AND THEN YOU'LL...
kneel, motherfucker.
=> Rai:
is that how gamz actually talks now?
==> Talon:
He talks like that when he's sober. Which I'm guessing he must still be. *not sure since I'm not in that fandom*
===> Rai:
ah, okay
seems legit
:,D
==> Gamzee:
YES.
it sure is!
((Is... Is it not? ;A; *suddenly unsure of self*))
===> Rai:
i dunno i was just curious xD
i'm hardly up to date
===> Talon:
It's okay dear. He speaks like that with sober, so that's what's important ^^ No way we could get a showdown against Steve with a stoned stoned Gamzee.
=> Steve:
wE'Ll SeE aBoUt ThAt
Llama:
I'ma go grab my security blanket Adult Womanly Blanket of Comforting Feels since Steve's here...
=> Mik:
May I share that Adult Womanly Blanket of Comforting Feels with you that totally didn't sound wrong, what are you talking about? :3
==> Llama:
Sure, fine by me! Nope, nothing even remotely wrong
Mik:
Oh god Tony's here. XD I can't- /dissolves into laughter
=> Gamzee:
who's tony?
MOTHERFUCKER, MY NAME IS GAMZEE.
==> Mik:
Tch, well sorry, I don't pay attention to whatever you're a part of. :P
Emma:
/sudden return from school
Meow? What is happening?
=> Belu:
Steve is running rampant and kidnapping fandomly members! Run while you still can!
=> Cass:
Hello emma!
=> Talon:
There's a Stevepocalyse. But before that happens, we're getting to see a showdown between Steve and sober Gamzee (from Homestuck).
=> Mik:
Hi there! o/
Well, we think Steve has kidnapped some of our fandomly members and we're waging war with it. :'D
=> Tweaksy:
Hullo, welcome back! o/
=> Dragon:
A wild Steve has appeared and we are defending ourselves!
/wielding kusarigama, how I'm doing that exactly I have no idea
Steve:
iS tHaT aLl YoU'vE gOt, PuNy WeAkLiNgS
=> Cass:
darkrai?
==> Steve:
iNcOrReCt
=> Tina:
STEVE! :0 OH GOD!
//FLEES
=> Gamzee:
you haven't seen anything yet
NOT A MOTHERFUCKING THING
*pulls out a bow and arrow*
now get ready
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD
==> Steve:
hOw CuTe, WiElDiNg A lItTlE sTiCk
Do YoU tHiNk YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy HuRt Me WiTh ThAt?
===> Gamzee:
my blood is as high as they come on land
AND I'M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IF I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING TRY
*shoots Steve in the knee*
====> Steve:
hAhAhAhAhAh
HoW vAlIaNt, YeT hOw PoInTlEsS
Mik:
orz Even with Steve running rampant we still slowed down. /pokes thread
=> Steve:
tHaT's NiCe
RuN sLoWeR, lItTlE oNeS
aLl ThE eAsIeR tO cAtCh YoU
=> Cass:
No, I think it just feels like it because people are replying here and there instead of posting new comments.
Talon:
OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE, BUT WE CURRENTLY HAVE TWO PSYCHO ALIENS DUKING IT OUT TO SEE WHO GETS THE FREE REIGN TO TORTURE US.
SO EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND.
THAT IS ALL.
=> Llama:
Yep. It's just about time to panic.
=> Cass:
Bah, I'm not scared of a few little aliens. *strikes pose*
=> Belu:
//GRABS INTERNETS AND FLEES TO SEALAND
=> Mik:
I'M OKAY WITH THIS PLAN. /ALREADY RUNNING ACROSS THE OCEAN WITH HER COMP
/AND YES I'M RUNNING ON WATER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
=> Tweaksy:
http://i.imgur.com/Rif1O.gif
*runs away screaming*
==> Belu:
OMG TWEAKSY YOUR GIF LOL
=> Dragon:
... no three-way battle? :'D
==> Talon:
I'm secretly holding out for a YGO Abridged Marik to appear, or some other creature like Candle Ja- ah actually, not hoping on that last one.
Gamzee:
steve
WHAT A PATHETIC NAME
come on, show me what you're made of
OR ELSE I'LL START THINKING YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE
like the others i've killed
HONK
honk
=> Steve:
i HaVe No NaMe
i Am MaDe Of BlOoD aNd FlEsH
tHe BlOoD aNd FlEsH oF mY vIcTiMs...
==> Gamzee:
SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING JOKE TO ME
i bet you're just regular meat like the rest of us
MEAT THAT CAN BE SLICED THROUGH
blood that can be smeared in whatever pattern i like
NOW KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER
*another arrow to the knee*
((FUCK, NO ONE SAW THE ACCIDENTAL DE-ANON. NO ONE, I TELL YOU))
===> Steve:
dElIgHtFuL
iN tHaT cAsE i ExPeCt YoU tO tAsTe DeLiCiOuS
Llama:
*hiding under this blanket so hard*
Marik... Karkat... Come help us out here... D:
=> Mik:
/hiding under it as well
I'd rather have America come here. He's the hero after all! /shot
=> Talon:
Nooo don't call Marik. He'll use Steve to take over the world!
==> Llama:
So long as it's Marik and not Melvin, I think he's more or less harmless...
===> Talon:
Good point. And we can probably distract Marik with Bakura's manhole
Steve:
iGnOrE tHe ScReAmS bEhInD mE
iT iS nO bUsInEsS oF yOuRs
I aSsUrE yOu YoUr FrIeNdS aRe In GoOd HaNdS
=> Gamzee:
but they're not as loud
AS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SCREAMS ARE ABOUT TO BE
*switches weapon to Warhammer of Zillyhoo and charges in*
Steve:
i'M aFrAiD aMeRiCa WiLl NoT bE rEtUrNiNg SoOn
bUt Do NoT fReT, cHiLdReN
=> Cass:
Talonicefire?
==> Talon:
Nope. Though I'm mildly please that my random spamming of theories of Steve doing this caused this insanity XD
=> Gamzee:
*gives a good firm whack with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo*
Steve:
i Am GeTtInG bOrEd
EnTeRtAiN mE, cHiLdReN
=> Gamzee:
that isn't how this works
I'M THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKING SUBJUGGLATOR
you
ENTERTAIN
me
*brings down the Warhammer of Zillyhoo with all his might*
==> Steve:
hOw LoVeLy
YoU bRoUgHt A ToY wItH yOu
wHaT fUn
Gamzee:
THIS ISN'T A TOY
but who knows?
MAYBE YOU'LL TURN OUT TO BE SOME FUN AFTER ALL
=> Steve:
oH, i Am AlWaYs FuN...
mY pRiSoNeRs EnJoY tHeMsElVeS oH So VeRy MuCh
Tina:
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
=> Steve:
yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT
==> Tina:
SALT?
PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS.
===> Steve:
WoUlD yOu PrEfEr To Be EaTeN wItH sUgAr?
I wOuLd Be GlAd To Do ThAt InStEaD
====> Tina:
YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR DIET DARLING. HOW ARE YOU GONNA KEEP THAT MUSCLEY MONSTER PHYSIQUE WHEN YOU GO AROUND EATING HUMANS?
NOW, A NICE SEARED CHICKEN BREAST AND CAESAR SALAD WOULD DO YOU GOOD> NOT US ICKY HUMANS
=====> Steve:
yOu HaVe A pOiNt
I sHaLl SaVe YoU fOr DeSsErT
======> Tina:
JEEZ STEVE HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF ICE-CREAM? YOU POOR DEPRIVED MONSTER YOU!
//INTERNET HUGS... AS IN HUGS OVER THE INTERNET THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY TOUCHING YOU GOT IT?
=======> Steve:
i PrEfEr My IcE cReAm WiTh HuMaN fLeSh
========> Tina:
WELL AREN'T YOU THE GOURMET
//PRETENDS TO BE A PIANO
=======> Belu:
PFFFFFFT OMG
READING THROUGH THIS :'D
You are hilarious omg
========> Tina:
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER YOU MEAN MYSELF OR STEVE, BUT YOU HAVE MY THANKS XD
//EITHER WAY LOOK STEVE ANOTHER VICTIM!
=========> Belu:
/HIDES BEHIND YOU
=> Gamzee:
BUT I THINK YOUR BLOOD
will still make excellent paint
==> Tina:
NO NO NO HONEY. I THINK YOU NEED TO EXPERIMENT WITH SOME BLUES AND GREENS.
BUG BLOOD. NOW THERE'S A PAINT THAT WOULD SUIT YOU.
===> Gamzee:
but i already have greens and blues
FROM MY FRIENDS
all the colors of the rainbow
EXCEPT THAT BRIGHT CANDY RED YOU HUMANS HAVE
====> Tina:
RED IS OVERRATED. BLUE IS SOOOOO IN RIGHT NOW
==> Steve:
bUt I tHiNk YoUr BoNeS wOuLd MaKe LoVeLy ToOtHpIcKs
WoUlDn'T yOu AgReE
===> Tina:
WAIT.... HOW MANY STEVES ARE THERE HERE?
====> Talon:
One's a Steve, the other is a sober Gamzee from Homestuck.
=====> Tina:
oooooooh XD
//Has not read Homestuck
======> Talon:
I'm not in the fandom or anything, but I have too many friends who talk about. Apparently Gamzee when he's sober likes to kill people and use their blood for paint.
====> Gamzee:
STEVE?
i'm not steve, motherfucker
MOTHERFUCKER, MY NAME IS GAMZEE
it's a pleasure to meet you
AND IT WILL BE A PLEASURE TO KILL YOU
=====> Tina:
PARDON MY MISTAKE GAMZEE.
I WILL NOW EXPRESS MY APOLOGIES... THROUGH A DRUNKEN ALCOHOL FILLED PARTY.
PLEASE. TAKE A DRINK
======> Gamzee:
NO
i'm off that stuff
IT MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD
can't motherfucking think straight
AND YOU START BELIEVING IN MIRACLES
=======> Tina:
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR NOT BELIEVING IN MIRACLES?
WATER.
//HANDS GLASS
WHAT? NO OF COURSE THIS ISN'T VODKA. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PREPOSTEROUS HYPOTHESIS? DID STEVE TELL YOU THAT BY CHANCE?
STEVE. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER NAME IS STEVE ANYWAY?
Gamzee:
my bones as toothpicks?
OH PLEASE, MOTHERFUCKER
i wonder what color your blood is...
I BET IT'S PRACTICALLY A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE
=> Steve:
iT iS tHe CoLoR oF yOuR wOrSt FeArS
bUt YoU nEeD nOt FeAr, ChIlD
iF yOu CoMe QuIeTlY
==> Gamzee:
fear?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, NOT ONE BIT
and i'm sure it's a beautiful color
ONE OF THE COLORS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW
===> Steve:
tHe InSiDe Of My StOmAcH iS a LoVeLy CoLoR aS wElL, i'M sUrE
wOn'T yOu CoMe, ChIlD
Labc:
How's everyone this fine evening (or day)? :D
=> Belu:
BC buddy! :D
Gamzee and Steve are battling it out right now, I think. ouo
==> Labc:
Wha??? (O_o) Actually, for my sanity, don't explain. (-_-);;
===> Tina:
I'M ARGUING WITH BOTH OF THEM XD
====> Labc:
(O_O) Ok...
=> Talon:
Preparing for war I guess XD
==> Labc:
Ok... (o_o);;
=> Llama:
Welcome back! ^_^ Yeah, psychotic homicidal aliens are duking it out...
==> Labc:
Ah... so aliens and war... I really somehow don't want to know how that turns out... (o_o)-...
=> Sne:
Good evening (although only about 10 minutes away from good morning for me). ='D
I'm well, thank you! How are you? ^^
==> Labc:
Well, good morning to you! :D
Kinda meh... and weirded out by the aliens and war stuff I've been briefed about...
Talon:
So, with the alien fight going on here, who here wants to prepare for war? Any takers for our army to defend the fandomly and America?
=> Belu:
//holds up pitchfork
AY'M READY ANYTIME YOU ARE
=> Tina:
AS YOU CAN SEE I AM PREPARED TO FIGHT STEVE
//SMILES CREEPILY
STOP IT TINA YOUR YANGIRE IS SHOWING...
=> Sot:
Sure! *holds up torches for everyone to take* ...Who are we fighting, Gamzee or Steve?
Rikki:
/waiting for my birz
/wonders what Hima is doing right now
=> Talon:
He's possibly fighting Steve off from stealing the rest of his characters.
Llama:
*hides under blanket*
*grips nailbat tightly*
I... I'd rather not go all yangire with this nailbat... I'd really rather not...
Steve:
wOuLd YoU lIkE tO kNoW mY tRuE iDeNtItY, cHiLdReN?
=> Llama:
Uh-huh. *nods slowly from under blanket*
==> Talon:
Go yangire girl. We need it.
Gamzee:
oops
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IS DOWN FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNT
candy red blood...
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
kind of ditzy looking, though...
=> Tina:
:3
Tina:
//CHEERS
TINABANINA96
ARGUING WITH STEVE AND GAMZEE SINCE AROUND 6:30PM NEW ZEALAND TIME
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
=> Llama:
THAT'S ACTUALLY EXTREMELY BADASS :'D
==> Tina:
WELL I AM UNDER BEWARE THE NICE ONES ON TVTROPES. I MUST FULFILL THAT REPUTATION :D
//SHOT
:D
=> Lbac:
How does one manage to do so?
==> Tina:
Let's just say Steve does not take kindly to being asked not to eat someone :D
Talon:
OKAY FANGIRLS... PLUS FANBOY. WE HAVE LIVED THROUGH 2000, 2006 AND 2011. WE SURVIVED HETAWEEN. WE SURVIVED CODE STEVE THIS EVENT. WE SURVIVED THE FULL MONTH HIATUS FROM HIMA.
WE CAN SURVIVE THROUGH THIS TOO.
Now for the newcomers, we have a serious situation. Steve has kidnapped some of our fandomly and America. He may also be the cause of Hima-papa's delay as well. And a Gamzee has snuck into our fandom to use our blood as paint.
So we cannot let any of them get away with it! IT IS TIME FOR ACTION.
OUR BASE WILL BE SEALAND. I WANT A CRACK TEAM OF NERDS WORKING ON LEARNING TO TURN SEALAND INTO A GIANT MECHA THAT WE CAN USE IN BATTLE. THE REST OF US WILL MAN THE GROUND AND ATTACK EVERY WEAPON AT OUR DISPOSAL.
POST YOUR POSITION IN THIS ARMY AND WE WILL IMMEDIATELY GO THROUGH FANDOMLY BOOTCAMP.
DO IT FOR HIMA-PAPA!
(( Pfff I sound like an ad XD ))
=> Belu:
LOL I like how I spoil it right after you comment with this
I'm so sorry. ;w;
==> Talon:
PFFFF you. It's the Steve timing XD
=> Tina:
//IMMEDIATELY DONS SEALANDONIAN VOICE (ITS A REAL THING AJUST ASK ACROSSAI AND ITALOVE AND STREAMSHOWER AND CARO)) XD
NO ONE MESSES ME MY FREAKING FANDOMLY. NOT EVEN THEM
WHO DID THEY TAKE? HOW CAN I HELP?
SHOULD I KEEP DISTRACTING THEM?
KUWJSDFCJNUWJFHCKIWDJIWJSX LETS DO THIS THANG BEEYOTCHES.
=> Sot:
Yeah! I'll... Um... I can't shoot stuff, I'm a lousy aim... And I'm not very athletic to begin with... Do you have a list of positions? XD
==> Talon:
Dunno, just seeing what people would like to do really XD but we need all the help we can get.
=> Cass:
Who's the fanboy?
==> Talon:
I know Fynnian was a guy. There may be others who I can't name as well.
=> Labc:
Ah... I recall stating I didn't need some explanation involving war and Steve and that Gamzee, but I still get one, and I'm still confused...
(@A@) Big, swirly eyes...
Belu:
Yeah... sorry to spoil the fun, everyone, but I was getting tired. xD
SO HAY EVERYONE SO I'M KINDA THE PERSON WHO WAS ROLEPLAYING STEVE
DID ANYONE FIGURE IT OUT
I tried to chat normally in between to throw people off. :'D I really did leave when I said I would, though, even if it wasn't to restart the computer lol
I'M SORRY FOR FREAKING PEOPLE OUT/LYING/GENERAL CREEPINESS/POSSIBLY INSULTING GAMZEE but that definitely got the thread started up again! :'D MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
But yeah... I was getting tired of TyPiNg LiKe ThIS...
Hope everyone had fun. (^o^)/
Edit: Maybe if someone else wants to take over as Steve... we could keep going... *hinthint*
=> Emma:
Someone is totally gonna come in be new Steve now.
Congrats! Please don't eat us!
=> Tina:
//HUGS
It was fun arguing with you Stevlugaa :D
//Returns to nice happy personality :D
==> Belu:
Oof... you're a terribly good debater. xD I had to work hard to come up with good comebacks. //shakes hands
Worthy rival, you are!
//also returns to sunny personality
It's hard to keep up the creepy demeanor. ;u; I was even freaking myself out lol
===> Tina:
Haha thank you! As are you :D
=> Talon:
I think the Gamzee was fine with it XD also that as a great job! Hoping for a new Steve to take the ranks!
=> Gamzee:
((Gamzee was fine with it and had probably a little too much fun XD *starting to creep myself out with this*))
==> Belu:
Oh, good. xD I was worried for a bit there.
KEEP ON GOIN', GAMZEE
==> Talon:
Keep going if you want to! We can hope that someone here will pretend to be Steve soon for you to keep fighting with~
=> Labc:
(O_O)
==> Belu:
Sorry for the unexpectedness. :'D
/hugs
=> Stream:
Wow. Good job! Your Steve-ness was kinda awesome in its way, and woke up the thread considerably even though I wasn't here most of the time 8D
//applauds
==> Belu:
Oooh! Thanks so much! That's great to hear. :'D
/bows
Gamzee:
THAT MOTHERFUCKING WEAKLING IS GONE?
well, what do you all say?
WANT TO CONTINUE THIS GAME A LITTLE LONGER?
or are we all sufficiently amused?
=> Talon:
Oh, so you conveniently want to run out on us huh? Afraid you won't be able to take down our army~ I understand.
==> Gamzee:
NOT SUFFICIENTLY AMUSED THEN?
i see
THEN BRING YOUR LITTLE ARMY
should be good for a laugh
===> Talon:
I'll do just that!
You won't be getting any blood out of this fandomly.
Tina:
//Claps
Well being ever so slightly unstable in the fight against Steve and Gamzee was fun while it lasted :D
//Goes back to regularness
=> Labc:
Regularness is overrated. Especially at Hetaevents... (-_')
=> Talon:
Nuh-uh we still have a Gamzee to fight XD
Stream:
Re: THIS IS STILL RELEVANT RIGHT?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmg9ztDc8M1qbn5i2o1_500.png
=> Labc:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
GO DOWN STEVE!!!! EAT TABLE FLIPS!!!!
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
=> Talon:
It's always relevant XD
Gamzee:
so
LOOKS LIKE I'VE STILL GOT SOME KILLING TO TAKE CARE OF
this ditzy guy with the hair curl is out like a light
I THINK HE'S STILL BREATHING THOUGH
i might fix that soon though
Steve:
... yOu ThInK i WaS gOnE?
=> Steve:
sOrRy tO bReAk iT tO yOu, BuT nO.
==> Tina:
DARLING! YOU'RE BACK! DID YOU TRY THAT DIET I RECOMMENDED?
===> Steve:
i StIlL tHiNk HuMaN fLeSh WiTh SuGaR iS bEtTeR.
====> Tina:
CAVITIES STEVE. THINK OF THE CAVITIES YOU WILL GET.
====> Belu:
(I LOVE YOU, NEW STEVE)
=> Gamzee:
ha
MAYBE YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR
motherfucking honk
==> Steve:
yOu ThOuGhT i WaS tHaT wEaK?
tHaT's iMpOsSiBlE uNtIl i EaT yOu
=> Belu:
YEEEES NEW STEVE
WAIT
NO
NOOOOO NEW STEVE
/FLEES
=> Talon:
And so it continues.
=> Llama:
...Awww, shit, now we're back to two to deal with...
=> Labc:
EAT TABLE!!!!!!
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==> Belu:
That's a lot of tables to flip.
=> Rin:
Okay, I've been trying to avoid this Steve freak out thing but...
Who am I kidding, RUN!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Full Index
The very beginning of how this craze known as the Steve Wars started. Below contains the first freaking out of the members, a the appearance of a wild Gamzee, the very unorganised scrape to form some sort of defence and witty banter pertaining to Steve's unhealthy diet.
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
007dragonstar, aka Dragon
Belugaaa, aka Belu
Darkrai_lol, aka Rai
Glassesrink, aka Rin
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Khonts
Labc
Mistspinner, aka Mist
Pink_cass, aka Cass
Rekab_mik, aka Mik
Rikkaidai_fuji, aka Rikki
Sne_stjerne, aka Sne
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Streamshower, aka Stream
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Tweaksy
Yaoiforthelulz, Llama
Talon:
Returning to my spamming of random theories
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF STEVE.
HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO THIS THREAD.
LIKE HE'S SECRETLY KIDNAPPING PEOPLE FROM THEIR MONITORS.
AND USING HIS ALIEN TECH TO ZAP THE LIFE FROM HERE.
IT'S ALL STEVE.
It's been too long since we last blamed Steve for something
=> Belu:
OH NOES.
WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM! D; WE'RE THE ONLY SURVIVORS LEFT!
==> Talon:
TO THE FATMAN CAVE!
AND LET'S BUST OUT THE BADASS ACTION MUSIC TOO.
=> Mik:
OH SHIT.
THIS IS SRS BSNS.
SHOULD I USE MY DINOS AGAINST STEVE OR WHAT?
==> Talon:
YES, GET THE DINOS. WE MUST PREPARE FOR WAR! WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
===> Mik:
OKIE-DOKIE THEN.
BUT I MUST WARN YOU, THEY'RE LAZY FUCKERS SO YOU MAY NEED TO PROD THEM A BIT TO GET THEM TO ANYTHING.
====> Talon:
DON'T WORRY. I LOVE POKING DEADLY THINGS WITH STICKS. IT'S ONE OF AUSTRALIA'S NATIONAL SPORTS.
Belu:
TALONICEFIRE DISCOVERED SOMETHING
STEVE.... IS KIDNAPPING EVERYONE
EVERYONE, WATCH OUT AROUND YOU
REPORT ALL SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY IMMEDIATELY
DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS
STAY AWAY FROM ALL OMINOUS-LOOKING SCONES
STAY VIGILANT, OFFICERS
=> Talon:
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
=> Llama:
OH SHIT. JUST... OH SHIT. NOT STEVE. *looks over shoulder nervously*
=> Mik:
CAN DO, SIR! /SALUTES
Dragon:
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
Hide yo husband,
'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there
This, despite never having watched HetaOni at all otl
=> Belu:
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR YOU
/shot
=> Talon:
Don't worry, you can still join in the spam attack against Steve! ^^
Belu:
THE FANDOM SYMBOL
IN THE SKY
WE ARE LE NEEDED
lol reference to that one fancomic
Steve:
wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg AbOuT
i HaVeN't TaKeN aNyOnE ... yEt
=> Mik:
OH FUCK.
GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE OR I'LL SEND MY DINOS AGAINST YOU.
==> Steve:
yOuR aTtEmPtS aRe FuTiLe, SiLlY hUmAn
=> Llama:
OH. OH FUCK NO. FUCK NO.
Talon:
THE STEVEPOCALYPSE IS UPON US.
OUR FANDOMLY IS BEING PICKED APART.
YOU NOW MUST JOIN THE WAR AGAINST STEVE AND WHATEVER HORRORS HE HAS WORKING ON HIS SIDE.
QUICK: WHAT IS YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE?!
=> Mik:
DO MY DINOS COUNT AS WEAPONS?
==> Talon:
YES.
===> Mik:
OKAY THEN THOSE ARE MY WEAPONS! \o/
=> Mist:
Chocolate, rainbows, and hugs.
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
=> Dragon:
http://www.monstercommute.com/wp-content/uploads/kusarigama.jpg
=> Steve:
hOw AmUsInG
yOuR wEaPoNs WiLl Be LoVeLy ToOtHpIcKs
=> Llama:
NAILBAT. IT'S THE INTERNET. SO I CAN. WIELD THE NAILBAT.
=> Belu:
UH, DISHWASHER SOAP?!
=> Cass:
Barbwire?
=> Tweaksy:
LIGHTSABERS? LIGHTSABRES ARE COOL.
=> Rin:
THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!
I mean, THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!
I'm so screwed XDD
=> Khonts:
CHEMISTRY BOOK(800 pages)
Steve:
OoPs, I dOn'T tHiNk OnE oF yOuR lItTlE fRiEnDs WiLl Be ReTuRnInG aNyTiMe SoOn
Gamzee:
i see that in this here thread
THERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING MORON
who talks like i used to before i figured it out
YOU KNOW, FIGURED OUT THAT THE MIRACLES ARE MOTHERFUCKING LIES!
so i'll say this nicely
PRETTY SOON YOU'LL REALIZE WHO THE SUBJUGGLATOR HERE REALLY IS AND THEN YOU'LL...
kneel, motherfucker.
=> Rai:
is that how gamz actually talks now?
==> Talon:
He talks like that when he's sober. Which I'm guessing he must still be. *not sure since I'm not in that fandom*
===> Rai:
ah, okay
seems legit
:,D
==> Gamzee:
YES.
it sure is!
((Is... Is it not? ;A; *suddenly unsure of self*))
===> Rai:
i dunno i was just curious xD
i'm hardly up to date
===> Talon:
It's okay dear. He speaks like that with sober, so that's what's important ^^ No way we could get a showdown against Steve with a stoned stoned Gamzee.
=> Steve:
wE'Ll SeE aBoUt ThAt
Llama:
I'ma go grab my security blanket Adult Womanly Blanket of Comforting Feels since Steve's here...
=> Mik:
May I share that Adult Womanly Blanket of Comforting Feels with you that totally didn't sound wrong, what are you talking about? :3
==> Llama:
Sure, fine by me! Nope, nothing even remotely wrong
Mik:
Oh god Tony's here. XD I can't- /dissolves into laughter
=> Gamzee:
who's tony?
MOTHERFUCKER, MY NAME IS GAMZEE.
==> Mik:
Tch, well sorry, I don't pay attention to whatever you're a part of. :P
Emma:
/sudden return from school
Meow? What is happening?
=> Belu:
Steve is running rampant and kidnapping fandomly members! Run while you still can!
=> Cass:
Hello emma!
=> Talon:
There's a Stevepocalyse. But before that happens, we're getting to see a showdown between Steve and sober Gamzee (from Homestuck).
=> Mik:
Hi there! o/
Well, we think Steve has kidnapped some of our fandomly members and we're waging war with it. :'D
=> Tweaksy:
Hullo, welcome back! o/
=> Dragon:
A wild Steve has appeared and we are defending ourselves!
/wielding kusarigama, how I'm doing that exactly I have no idea
Steve:
iS tHaT aLl YoU'vE gOt, PuNy WeAkLiNgS
=> Cass:
darkrai?
==> Steve:
iNcOrReCt
=> Tina:
STEVE! :0 OH GOD!
//FLEES
=> Gamzee:
you haven't seen anything yet
NOT A MOTHERFUCKING THING
*pulls out a bow and arrow*
now get ready
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD
==> Steve:
hOw CuTe, WiElDiNg A lItTlE sTiCk
Do YoU tHiNk YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy HuRt Me WiTh ThAt?
===> Gamzee:
my blood is as high as they come on land
AND I'M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IF I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING TRY
*shoots Steve in the knee*
====> Steve:
hAhAhAhAhAh
HoW vAlIaNt, YeT hOw PoInTlEsS
Mik:
orz Even with Steve running rampant we still slowed down. /pokes thread
=> Steve:
tHaT's NiCe
RuN sLoWeR, lItTlE oNeS
aLl ThE eAsIeR tO cAtCh YoU
=> Cass:
No, I think it just feels like it because people are replying here and there instead of posting new comments.
Talon:
OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE, BUT WE CURRENTLY HAVE TWO PSYCHO ALIENS DUKING IT OUT TO SEE WHO GETS THE FREE REIGN TO TORTURE US.
SO EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND.
THAT IS ALL.
=> Llama:
Yep. It's just about time to panic.
=> Cass:
Bah, I'm not scared of a few little aliens. *strikes pose*
=> Belu:
//GRABS INTERNETS AND FLEES TO SEALAND
=> Mik:
I'M OKAY WITH THIS PLAN. /ALREADY RUNNING ACROSS THE OCEAN WITH HER COMP
/AND YES I'M RUNNING ON WATER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
=> Tweaksy:
http://i.imgur.com/Rif1O.gif
*runs away screaming*
==> Belu:
OMG TWEAKSY YOUR GIF LOL
=> Dragon:
... no three-way battle? :'D
==> Talon:
I'm secretly holding out for a YGO Abridged Marik to appear, or some other creature like Candle Ja- ah actually, not hoping on that last one.
Gamzee:
steve
WHAT A PATHETIC NAME
come on, show me what you're made of
OR ELSE I'LL START THINKING YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE
like the others i've killed
HONK
honk
=> Steve:
i HaVe No NaMe
i Am MaDe Of BlOoD aNd FlEsH
tHe BlOoD aNd FlEsH oF mY vIcTiMs...
==> Gamzee:
SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING JOKE TO ME
i bet you're just regular meat like the rest of us
MEAT THAT CAN BE SLICED THROUGH
blood that can be smeared in whatever pattern i like
NOW KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER
*another arrow to the knee*
((FUCK, NO ONE SAW THE ACCIDENTAL DE-ANON. NO ONE, I TELL YOU))
===> Steve:
dElIgHtFuL
iN tHaT cAsE i ExPeCt YoU tO tAsTe DeLiCiOuS
Llama:
*hiding under this blanket so hard*
Marik... Karkat... Come help us out here... D:
=> Mik:
/hiding under it as well
I'd rather have America come here. He's the hero after all! /shot
=> Talon:
Nooo don't call Marik. He'll use Steve to take over the world!
==> Llama:
So long as it's Marik and not Melvin, I think he's more or less harmless...
===> Talon:
Good point. And we can probably distract Marik with Bakura's manhole
Steve:
iGnOrE tHe ScReAmS bEhInD mE
iT iS nO bUsInEsS oF yOuRs
I aSsUrE yOu YoUr FrIeNdS aRe In GoOd HaNdS
=> Gamzee:
but they're not as loud
AS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SCREAMS ARE ABOUT TO BE
*switches weapon to Warhammer of Zillyhoo and charges in*
Steve:
i'M aFrAiD aMeRiCa WiLl NoT bE rEtUrNiNg SoOn
bUt Do NoT fReT, cHiLdReN
=> Cass:
Talonicefire?
==> Talon:
Nope. Though I'm mildly please that my random spamming of theories of Steve doing this caused this insanity XD
=> Gamzee:
*gives a good firm whack with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo*
Steve:
i Am GeTtInG bOrEd
EnTeRtAiN mE, cHiLdReN
=> Gamzee:
that isn't how this works
I'M THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKING SUBJUGGLATOR
you
ENTERTAIN
me
*brings down the Warhammer of Zillyhoo with all his might*
==> Steve:
hOw LoVeLy
YoU bRoUgHt A ToY wItH yOu
wHaT fUn
Gamzee:
THIS ISN'T A TOY
but who knows?
MAYBE YOU'LL TURN OUT TO BE SOME FUN AFTER ALL
=> Steve:
oH, i Am AlWaYs FuN...
mY pRiSoNeRs EnJoY tHeMsElVeS oH So VeRy MuCh
Tina:
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
=> Steve:
yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT
==> Tina:
SALT?
PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS.
===> Steve:
WoUlD yOu PrEfEr To Be EaTeN wItH sUgAr?
I wOuLd Be GlAd To Do ThAt InStEaD
====> Tina:
YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR DIET DARLING. HOW ARE YOU GONNA KEEP THAT MUSCLEY MONSTER PHYSIQUE WHEN YOU GO AROUND EATING HUMANS?
NOW, A NICE SEARED CHICKEN BREAST AND CAESAR SALAD WOULD DO YOU GOOD> NOT US ICKY HUMANS
=====> Steve:
yOu HaVe A pOiNt
I sHaLl SaVe YoU fOr DeSsErT
======> Tina:
JEEZ STEVE HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF ICE-CREAM? YOU POOR DEPRIVED MONSTER YOU!
//INTERNET HUGS... AS IN HUGS OVER THE INTERNET THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY TOUCHING YOU GOT IT?
=======> Steve:
i PrEfEr My IcE cReAm WiTh HuMaN fLeSh
========> Tina:
WELL AREN'T YOU THE GOURMET
//PRETENDS TO BE A PIANO
=======> Belu:
PFFFFFFT OMG
READING THROUGH THIS :'D
You are hilarious omg
========> Tina:
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER YOU MEAN MYSELF OR STEVE, BUT YOU HAVE MY THANKS XD
//EITHER WAY LOOK STEVE ANOTHER VICTIM!
=========> Belu:
/HIDES BEHIND YOU
=> Gamzee:
BUT I THINK YOUR BLOOD
will still make excellent paint
==> Tina:
NO NO NO HONEY. I THINK YOU NEED TO EXPERIMENT WITH SOME BLUES AND GREENS.
BUG BLOOD. NOW THERE'S A PAINT THAT WOULD SUIT YOU.
===> Gamzee:
but i already have greens and blues
FROM MY FRIENDS
all the colors of the rainbow
EXCEPT THAT BRIGHT CANDY RED YOU HUMANS HAVE
====> Tina:
RED IS OVERRATED. BLUE IS SOOOOO IN RIGHT NOW
==> Steve:
bUt I tHiNk YoUr BoNeS wOuLd MaKe LoVeLy ToOtHpIcKs
WoUlDn'T yOu AgReE
===> Tina:
WAIT.... HOW MANY STEVES ARE THERE HERE?
====> Talon:
One's a Steve, the other is a sober Gamzee from Homestuck.
=====> Tina:
oooooooh XD
//Has not read Homestuck
======> Talon:
I'm not in the fandom or anything, but I have too many friends who talk about. Apparently Gamzee when he's sober likes to kill people and use their blood for paint.
====> Gamzee:
STEVE?
i'm not steve, motherfucker
MOTHERFUCKER, MY NAME IS GAMZEE
it's a pleasure to meet you
AND IT WILL BE A PLEASURE TO KILL YOU
=====> Tina:
PARDON MY MISTAKE GAMZEE.
I WILL NOW EXPRESS MY APOLOGIES... THROUGH A DRUNKEN ALCOHOL FILLED PARTY.
PLEASE. TAKE A DRINK
======> Gamzee:
NO
i'm off that stuff
IT MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD
can't motherfucking think straight
AND YOU START BELIEVING IN MIRACLES
=======> Tina:
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR NOT BELIEVING IN MIRACLES?
WATER.
//HANDS GLASS
WHAT? NO OF COURSE THIS ISN'T VODKA. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PREPOSTEROUS HYPOTHESIS? DID STEVE TELL YOU THAT BY CHANCE?
STEVE. WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER NAME IS STEVE ANYWAY?
Gamzee:
my bones as toothpicks?
OH PLEASE, MOTHERFUCKER
i wonder what color your blood is...
I BET IT'S PRACTICALLY A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE
=> Steve:
iT iS tHe CoLoR oF yOuR wOrSt FeArS
bUt YoU nEeD nOt FeAr, ChIlD
iF yOu CoMe QuIeTlY
==> Gamzee:
fear?
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, NOT ONE BIT
and i'm sure it's a beautiful color
ONE OF THE COLORS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW
===> Steve:
tHe InSiDe Of My StOmAcH iS a LoVeLy CoLoR aS wElL, i'M sUrE
wOn'T yOu CoMe, ChIlD
Labc:
How's everyone this fine evening (or day)? :D
=> Belu:
BC buddy! :D
Gamzee and Steve are battling it out right now, I think. ouo
==> Labc:
Wha??? (O_o) Actually, for my sanity, don't explain. (-_-);;
===> Tina:
I'M ARGUING WITH BOTH OF THEM XD
====> Labc:
(O_O) Ok...
=> Talon:
Preparing for war I guess XD
==> Labc:
Ok... (o_o);;
=> Llama:
Welcome back! ^_^ Yeah, psychotic homicidal aliens are duking it out...
==> Labc:
Ah... so aliens and war... I really somehow don't want to know how that turns out... (o_o)-...
=> Sne:
Good evening (although only about 10 minutes away from good morning for me). ='D
I'm well, thank you! How are you? ^^
==> Labc:
Well, good morning to you! :D
Kinda meh... and weirded out by the aliens and war stuff I've been briefed about...
Talon:
So, with the alien fight going on here, who here wants to prepare for war? Any takers for our army to defend the fandomly and America?
=> Belu:
//holds up pitchfork
AY'M READY ANYTIME YOU ARE
=> Tina:
AS YOU CAN SEE I AM PREPARED TO FIGHT STEVE
//SMILES CREEPILY
STOP IT TINA YOUR YANGIRE IS SHOWING...
=> Sot:
Sure! *holds up torches for everyone to take* ...Who are we fighting, Gamzee or Steve?
Rikki:
/waiting for my birz
/wonders what Hima is doing right now
=> Talon:
He's possibly fighting Steve off from stealing the rest of his characters.
Llama:
*hides under blanket*
*grips nailbat tightly*
I... I'd rather not go all yangire with this nailbat... I'd really rather not...
Steve:
wOuLd YoU lIkE tO kNoW mY tRuE iDeNtItY, cHiLdReN?
=> Llama:
Uh-huh. *nods slowly from under blanket*
==> Talon:
Go yangire girl. We need it.
Gamzee:
oops
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IS DOWN FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNT
candy red blood...
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
kind of ditzy looking, though...
=> Tina:
:3
Tina:
//CHEERS
TINABANINA96
ARGUING WITH STEVE AND GAMZEE SINCE AROUND 6:30PM NEW ZEALAND TIME
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
=> Llama:
THAT'S ACTUALLY EXTREMELY BADASS :'D
==> Tina:
WELL I AM UNDER BEWARE THE NICE ONES ON TVTROPES. I MUST FULFILL THAT REPUTATION :D
//SHOT
:D
=> Lbac:
How does one manage to do so?
==> Tina:
Let's just say Steve does not take kindly to being asked not to eat someone :D
Talon:
OKAY FANGIRLS... PLUS FANBOY. WE HAVE LIVED THROUGH 2000, 2006 AND 2011. WE SURVIVED HETAWEEN. WE SURVIVED CODE STEVE THIS EVENT. WE SURVIVED THE FULL MONTH HIATUS FROM HIMA.
WE CAN SURVIVE THROUGH THIS TOO.
Now for the newcomers, we have a serious situation. Steve has kidnapped some of our fandomly and America. He may also be the cause of Hima-papa's delay as well. And a Gamzee has snuck into our fandom to use our blood as paint.
So we cannot let any of them get away with it! IT IS TIME FOR ACTION.
OUR BASE WILL BE SEALAND. I WANT A CRACK TEAM OF NERDS WORKING ON LEARNING TO TURN SEALAND INTO A GIANT MECHA THAT WE CAN USE IN BATTLE. THE REST OF US WILL MAN THE GROUND AND ATTACK EVERY WEAPON AT OUR DISPOSAL.
POST YOUR POSITION IN THIS ARMY AND WE WILL IMMEDIATELY GO THROUGH FANDOMLY BOOTCAMP.
DO IT FOR HIMA-PAPA!
(( Pfff I sound like an ad XD ))
=> Belu:
LOL I like how I spoil it right after you comment with this
I'm so sorry. ;w;
==> Talon:
PFFFF you. It's the Steve timing XD
=> Tina:
//IMMEDIATELY DONS SEALANDONIAN VOICE (ITS A REAL THING AJUST ASK ACROSSAI AND ITALOVE AND STREAMSHOWER AND CARO)) XD
NO ONE MESSES ME MY FREAKING FANDOMLY. NOT EVEN THEM
WHO DID THEY TAKE? HOW CAN I HELP?
SHOULD I KEEP DISTRACTING THEM?
KUWJSDFCJNUWJFHCKIWDJIWJSX LETS DO THIS THANG BEEYOTCHES.
=> Sot:
Yeah! I'll... Um... I can't shoot stuff, I'm a lousy aim... And I'm not very athletic to begin with... Do you have a list of positions? XD
==> Talon:
Dunno, just seeing what people would like to do really XD but we need all the help we can get.
=> Cass:
Who's the fanboy?
==> Talon:
I know Fynnian was a guy. There may be others who I can't name as well.
=> Labc:
Ah... I recall stating I didn't need some explanation involving war and Steve and that Gamzee, but I still get one, and I'm still confused...
(@A@) Big, swirly eyes...
Belu:
Yeah... sorry to spoil the fun, everyone, but I was getting tired. xD
SO HAY EVERYONE SO I'M KINDA THE PERSON WHO WAS ROLEPLAYING STEVE
DID ANYONE FIGURE IT OUT
I tried to chat normally in between to throw people off. :'D I really did leave when I said I would, though, even if it wasn't to restart the computer lol
I'M SORRY FOR FREAKING PEOPLE OUT/LYING/GENERAL CREEPINESS/POSSIBLY INSULTING GAMZEE but that definitely got the thread started up again! :'D MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
But yeah... I was getting tired of TyPiNg LiKe ThIS...
Hope everyone had fun. (^o^)/
Edit: Maybe if someone else wants to take over as Steve... we could keep going... *hinthint*
=> Emma:
Someone is totally gonna come in be new Steve now.
Congrats! Please don't eat us!
=> Tina:
//HUGS
It was fun arguing with you Stevlugaa :D
//Returns to nice happy personality :D
==> Belu:
Oof... you're a terribly good debater. xD I had to work hard to come up with good comebacks. //shakes hands
Worthy rival, you are!
//also returns to sunny personality
It's hard to keep up the creepy demeanor. ;u; I was even freaking myself out lol
===> Tina:
Haha thank you! As are you :D
=> Talon:
I think the Gamzee was fine with it XD also that as a great job! Hoping for a new Steve to take the ranks!
=> Gamzee:
((Gamzee was fine with it and had probably a little too much fun XD *starting to creep myself out with this*))
==> Belu:
Oh, good. xD I was worried for a bit there.
KEEP ON GOIN', GAMZEE
==> Talon:
Keep going if you want to! We can hope that someone here will pretend to be Steve soon for you to keep fighting with~
=> Labc:
(O_O)
==> Belu:
Sorry for the unexpectedness. :'D
/hugs
=> Stream:
Wow. Good job! Your Steve-ness was kinda awesome in its way, and woke up the thread considerably even though I wasn't here most of the time 8D
//applauds
==> Belu:
Oooh! Thanks so much! That's great to hear. :'D
/bows
Gamzee:
THAT MOTHERFUCKING WEAKLING IS GONE?
well, what do you all say?
WANT TO CONTINUE THIS GAME A LITTLE LONGER?
or are we all sufficiently amused?
=> Talon:
Oh, so you conveniently want to run out on us huh? Afraid you won't be able to take down our army~ I understand.
==> Gamzee:
NOT SUFFICIENTLY AMUSED THEN?
i see
THEN BRING YOUR LITTLE ARMY
should be good for a laugh
===> Talon:
I'll do just that!
You won't be getting any blood out of this fandomly.
Tina:
//Claps
Well being ever so slightly unstable in the fight against Steve and Gamzee was fun while it lasted :D
//Goes back to regularness
=> Labc:
Regularness is overrated. Especially at Hetaevents... (-_')
=> Talon:
Nuh-uh we still have a Gamzee to fight XD
Stream:
Re: THIS IS STILL RELEVANT RIGHT?
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=> Labc:
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GO DOWN STEVE!!!! EAT TABLE FLIPS!!!!
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=> Talon:
It's always relevant XD
Gamzee:
so
LOOKS LIKE I'VE STILL GOT SOME KILLING TO TAKE CARE OF
this ditzy guy with the hair curl is out like a light
I THINK HE'S STILL BREATHING THOUGH
i might fix that soon though
Steve:
... yOu ThInK i WaS gOnE?
=> Steve:
sOrRy tO bReAk iT tO yOu, BuT nO.
==> Tina:
DARLING! YOU'RE BACK! DID YOU TRY THAT DIET I RECOMMENDED?
===> Steve:
i StIlL tHiNk HuMaN fLeSh WiTh SuGaR iS bEtTeR.
====> Tina:
CAVITIES STEVE. THINK OF THE CAVITIES YOU WILL GET.
====> Belu:
(I LOVE YOU, NEW STEVE)
=> Gamzee:
ha
MAYBE YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR
motherfucking honk
==> Steve:
yOu ThOuGhT i WaS tHaT wEaK?
tHaT's iMpOsSiBlE uNtIl i EaT yOu
=> Belu:
YEEEES NEW STEVE
WAIT
NO
NOOOOO NEW STEVE
/FLEES
=> Talon:
And so it continues.
=> Llama:
...Awww, shit, now we're back to two to deal with...
=> Labc:
EAT TABLE!!!!!!
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==> Belu:
That's a lot of tables to flip.
=> Rin:
Okay, I've been trying to avoid this Steve freak out thing but...
Who am I kidding, RUN!
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