Ok, I need your help. My girls have been having problems with their phones, so when they come over they use mine. Play games, watch their stupid youtube videos, whatever....
Now, to make sure they're safe, I downloaded this app that is supposed to automatically censer any nudity that may comes up.
So I need you to send me a couple pictures of yourself, so that I can test the app and make sure it works.
Yes, exactly.... Only because we care so very, very much.
And not because I'd be far to embarrassed to ask otherwise.. and lets face it, truth is, if it isn't to over the top to say, That if it doesn't work the first time, there is no other person I'd rather see on my phone than you....
If it makes a difference, I give you my absolute word, if it doesn't work the first time, I'll text the pics right back to you.
Hey.... look Manda, I know you've been busy with classes and work and such.... But I have to ask.... Are you alright? I really figured you'd have razzed me far worse for my request....
I really didn't mean to offend, I thought it a funny lie about a non existent app.... And the comment about the girls... I've been watching a lot of Robot Chicken... They often make fun of Shamalon movies and his stupid constant twist endings... So I added a stupid twist ending myself.....
I really do apologize if I pissed you off. that was not my intention.
Valium..... What dentist you go to to get Valium? That's not for pain? you got some phobia about teeth? How lame do yo u gotta be to have some irrational phobia? Is Invisalign that thing they put behind your teeth, like reverse braces.... to keep teeth straight? That's what I should do... though I'd probably need real braces first, to fix my teeth again first
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Hey.... you may have heard it already. But goto my current post and listen. I can't say it's better than the original, but in it's way it's better than thew original.....
You do realize the irrational phobia was a joke right.... I know of irrational phobias.... I see them often.... that anbd discordant music boxes.... those just freak me the fuck out.
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Now, to make sure they're safe, I downloaded this app that is supposed to automatically censer any nudity that may comes up.
So I need you to send me a couple pictures of yourself, so that I can test the app and make sure it works.
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And not because I'd be far to embarrassed to ask otherwise.. and lets face it, truth is, if it isn't to over the top to say, That if it doesn't work the first time, there is no other person I'd rather see on my phone than you....
If it makes a difference, I give you my absolute word, if it doesn't work the first time, I'll text the pics right back to you.
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I really didn't mean to offend, I thought it a funny lie about a non existent app.... And the comment about the girls... I've been watching a lot of Robot Chicken... They often make fun of Shamalon movies and his stupid constant twist endings... So I added a stupid twist ending myself.....
I really do apologize if I pissed you off. that was not my intention.
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I can understand your feelings on the human condition.... But this sounds like something more recent.... What happened? You need a body buried?
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You do realize the irrational phobia was a joke right.... I know of irrational phobias.... I see them often.... that anbd discordant music boxes.... those just freak me the fuck out.
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