Omegle is fucking awesome
Seriously, it's the best site to have a trolling conversation ever. Here's one of my conversations:
You: yo
Stranger: hello how can i help you
You: 2 cheeseburgers, please
You: with no mayo
You: or lettuce
Stranger: 2 chicken sadwiches...heavy on the mayo
Stranger: coming right uo
Stranger: up
You: fuck, i hate that
Stranger: anything else?
You: fucking foreigners
Stranger: don't hate.
You: taking all our jobs
You: go back to Dirtyfuckstan
Stranger: okay. you can come and work at mcdonalds for me
You: i am an american im better than that
Stranger: hmmm so i gather you're a republican?
You: why
Stranger: an angry one
You: is that important
You: mormon too
Stranger: well seeing as how we're conversing about immigration
You: have i reached idiot bingo yet
Stranger: yes it is important
You: is the racist square still open
Stranger: let me guess. mormon. married?
Stranger: living in utah
You: yes
Stranger: either i'm psychic or i grew up there.
You: are you a liberal
You: i hate them
Stranger: so you are very conservative republican.
You: screwing our country up
Stranger: you hate the majority of our country right now?
You: letting gays marry
You: aaaaauuuuurrrrrrghhhh
Stranger: how do homosexuals even effect you?
You: as long as they dont exist then theyre fine
Stranger: oh okay. so back in the 40s and 50s many americans had the same attitudes...toward racial minorities
Stranger: we've come a far way since then
You: huh
Stranger: as we've got a far way to go from here
You: can we take a bus there
You: cause i dont like to walk
Stranger: to the 50s?
Stranger: oh to the future?
You: yes
You: my cottage cheese ass cant make it there
Stranger: where everyone will be able to marry no matter their orientation.
You: ill be dead by then, i hope
Stranger: are you in college?
You: no
You: never went
You: to some prissy ass college
Stranger: but you graduated high school?
You: never went to high school
Stranger: oh okay. well that explains it then.
You: too busy working on the farm
You: family obligations
Stranger: where in utah was the farm?
You: bumfuckville
You: pretty small
You: population 20
Stranger: oh so bluffdale
You: all of them were relatives
Stranger: and you married your cousin?
You: hey, she was purdy
You: best looker in the family
Stranger: no i understand completely
You: real star quality, that gal
Stranger: when you got to choose between the 11 year old and the 15 year old...
You: i know right
Stranger: yeah i gets you man
You: had 10 kids with her and all were raised on the Lord's Word
You: how bout you
You: teaching equality and all that pansy shit
Stranger: yeah i was banished by my compound
Stranger: because i wanted to go to college
You: must be hard, using your parents money
You: oh really
Stranger: my mama don't have no money. the government is paying for me to go to school
You: welfare brat, i see
Stranger: so i escaped polygamy for a better life
You: using all the citizens hard earned money
You: nothing worse than that
You: for a Starbucks coffee
You: the Lord frowns upon all that
Stranger: yeah exactly. Because if you're just going to buy beer and cigs with it I might as well get an education to try and figure out a way to take care of your kids when social security runs out
You: beer is a necessity
You: dont be hating
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: beer is a necessity
You: it helps teach the children discipline
You: when im out of control
Stranger: it helps you feel better about it?
You: they dont mind
You: better than them crayoning the walls
Stranger: you're a legit douche bad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lolol, I fucking love this site. XD
You: yo
Stranger: hello how can i help you
You: 2 cheeseburgers, please
You: with no mayo
You: or lettuce
Stranger: 2 chicken sadwiches...heavy on the mayo
Stranger: coming right uo
Stranger: up
You: fuck, i hate that
Stranger: anything else?
You: fucking foreigners
Stranger: don't hate.
You: taking all our jobs
You: go back to Dirtyfuckstan
Stranger: okay. you can come and work at mcdonalds for me
You: i am an american im better than that
Stranger: hmmm so i gather you're a republican?
You: why
Stranger: an angry one
You: is that important
You: mormon too
Stranger: well seeing as how we're conversing about immigration
You: have i reached idiot bingo yet
Stranger: yes it is important
You: is the racist square still open
Stranger: let me guess. mormon. married?
Stranger: living in utah
You: yes
Stranger: either i'm psychic or i grew up there.
You: are you a liberal
You: i hate them
Stranger: so you are very conservative republican.
You: screwing our country up
Stranger: you hate the majority of our country right now?
You: letting gays marry
You: aaaaauuuuurrrrrrghhhh
Stranger: how do homosexuals even effect you?
You: as long as they dont exist then theyre fine
Stranger: oh okay. so back in the 40s and 50s many americans had the same attitudes...toward racial minorities
Stranger: we've come a far way since then
You: huh
Stranger: as we've got a far way to go from here
You: can we take a bus there
You: cause i dont like to walk
Stranger: to the 50s?
Stranger: oh to the future?
You: yes
You: my cottage cheese ass cant make it there
Stranger: where everyone will be able to marry no matter their orientation.
You: ill be dead by then, i hope
Stranger: are you in college?
You: no
You: never went
You: to some prissy ass college
Stranger: but you graduated high school?
You: never went to high school
Stranger: oh okay. well that explains it then.
You: too busy working on the farm
You: family obligations
Stranger: where in utah was the farm?
You: bumfuckville
You: pretty small
You: population 20
Stranger: oh so bluffdale
You: all of them were relatives
Stranger: and you married your cousin?
You: hey, she was purdy
You: best looker in the family
Stranger: no i understand completely
You: real star quality, that gal
Stranger: when you got to choose between the 11 year old and the 15 year old...
You: i know right
Stranger: yeah i gets you man
You: had 10 kids with her and all were raised on the Lord's Word
You: how bout you
You: teaching equality and all that pansy shit
Stranger: yeah i was banished by my compound
Stranger: because i wanted to go to college
You: must be hard, using your parents money
You: oh really
Stranger: my mama don't have no money. the government is paying for me to go to school
You: welfare brat, i see
Stranger: so i escaped polygamy for a better life
You: using all the citizens hard earned money
You: nothing worse than that
You: for a Starbucks coffee
You: the Lord frowns upon all that
Stranger: yeah exactly. Because if you're just going to buy beer and cigs with it I might as well get an education to try and figure out a way to take care of your kids when social security runs out
You: beer is a necessity
You: dont be hating
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: beer is a necessity
You: it helps teach the children discipline
You: when im out of control
Stranger: it helps you feel better about it?
You: they dont mind
You: better than them crayoning the walls
Stranger: you're a legit douche bad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lolol, I fucking love this site. XD