Writer's Block: Irksome Films
Mortal Kombat and its sequel. It's so terrible because the actors just don't fit with their characters. I mean, Christopher Lambert as Raiden? He reminds me of a male Kathryn Janeway, with all that damn rasping. Speak in a normal voice, don't make it so dramatic! What makes it even funnier is the fact that there's going to be a Mortal Kombat 3. Let's hear him rasp on about how Earth needs to be saved again! Loltastic!