One must go to many lengths to woo a woman.
With some of the free time 've been 'aving lately, 've been 'eaching myself another language in order to win my women back! 'here's nothin' wrong with polygamy, is there?
Any ways, I decided to 'each myself a new language! So 've been been sittin' in the library with headphones and cassettes learning 'talian with some studly pirate on the front. Well, Frisky and I 'ave been learnin' it. 'Tis a bonny language, and I 'ave the potenial to actually get some when I use it.
Here's what 've learned!
"Ci è un partito in miei pantaloni e siete l'ospite di honor" [There is a party in my pants, and you are the guest of honor]
"Nonlo odi perché sono bello." [Don't hate me because I am beautiful.]
"Posso ottenere alcune fritture con quella milkshake." [Can I get some fries with that shake?]
"Non sto portando alcuna biancheria intima" [I'm not wearing any underwear.]
"Gradisco che cosa state portando. Posso comunicarlo da esso?" [I like what you're wearing. Can I talk you out of it?]
I'm not sure WHAT he's saying, but 've 'igured when I visit 'inay Del Zexay to go court my bride, she'll fall right into me arms. How can a woman not fall for a man who knows another language? <3 I cannot wait to think of what she'll say to me...!
"Oh Pecky you're so sexy!"
*blushes* ..... *fidgets* Heh....eeeeee.....!
I'm off to find me lady! I'ma comin'!
((OOC: For those of you who have never heard of the April Winchell Show, she has a section in her multimedia called "Learn Italian with Fabio" and last night my dad, my uncle and I were listening to it (and we scared my grandmother with it), so while we were talking about it, I got the actual translation, not the one from the show... I tried for the one in the show but Fabio spoke too fast. D: so you have my pitiful attempt at Italian up there with the help of a translator, not Fabio's. I'm sure I'm quite a bit off... oh well. XD I suggest everyone check out "Learn Italian with Fabio" though. It is genius.))
Any ways, I decided to 'each myself a new language! So 've been been sittin' in the library with headphones and cassettes learning 'talian with some studly pirate on the front. Well, Frisky and I 'ave been learnin' it. 'Tis a bonny language, and I 'ave the potenial to actually get some when I use it.
Here's what 've learned!
"Ci è un partito in miei pantaloni e siete l'ospite di honor" [There is a party in my pants, and you are the guest of honor]
"Nonlo odi perché sono bello." [Don't hate me because I am beautiful.]
"Posso ottenere alcune fritture con quella milkshake." [Can I get some fries with that shake?]
"Non sto portando alcuna biancheria intima" [I'm not wearing any underwear.]
"Gradisco che cosa state portando. Posso comunicarlo da esso?" [I like what you're wearing. Can I talk you out of it?]
I'm not sure WHAT he's saying, but 've 'igured when I visit 'inay Del Zexay to go court my bride, she'll fall right into me arms. How can a woman not fall for a man who knows another language? <3 I cannot wait to think of what she'll say to me...!
"Oh Pecky you're so sexy!"
*blushes* ..... *fidgets* Heh....eeeeee.....!
I'm off to find me lady! I'ma comin'!
((OOC: For those of you who have never heard of the April Winchell Show, she has a section in her multimedia called "Learn Italian with Fabio" and last night my dad, my uncle and I were listening to it (and we scared my grandmother with it), so while we were talking about it, I got the actual translation, not the one from the show... I tried for the one in the show but Fabio spoke too fast. D: so you have my pitiful attempt at Italian up there with the help of a translator, not Fabio's. I'm sure I'm quite a bit off... oh well. XD I suggest everyone check out "Learn Italian with Fabio" though. It is genius.))