Pushy Identity Protection...
"*blah, blah, blah* Thank you for calling to activate you're new credit card, and I'd also like to thank you for calling to register your card and aid in preventing identity fraud and theft. I'd like to take this chance to offer you Identity Protection from Someone-Or-Other Company. *blah, blah, terms and conditions* Ms. Bryant, your credit card will be automatically charged $9.99 per month after our free introductory offer. So, let's go ahead and start this process."
Me: Actually, no, I'm going to pass on that offer.
Account Rep: Ms. Bryant, I understand your hesitation; but identity theft is the number one complaint among consumers today. So let's go ahead and process this, okay?
Me: You know, if someone wants my shitty credit, they can have it.
Account Rep: Okay, Ms. Bryant. Thanks for calling and have a nice day.
Ha, ha. =)
Me: Actually, no, I'm going to pass on that offer.
Account Rep: Ms. Bryant, I understand your hesitation; but identity theft is the number one complaint among consumers today. So let's go ahead and process this, okay?
Me: You know, if someone wants my shitty credit, they can have it.
Account Rep: Okay, Ms. Bryant. Thanks for calling and have a nice day.
Ha, ha. =)