I may be drunk, but I'm not stupid.
Seriously, why are people like that? They seem to think that just because you've had a few to drink, that you're either less important or less competent that usual.
Hear this -
Hear this -
- Drunk or sober, I will remember what we talk about tomorrow.
- Whether I'm intoxicated or not, if I'm standing, I still have my faculties about me and I know what the hell is going on/being said at any given time.
- You may not think that I'm "all there" - but you're wrong.
- Oh, and, for the record, if you disrespect me when I'm drunk, and think that because I'm drunk it's okay; you are sorely mistaken. Call me petty, but if you disrespect me at all, regardless of my present condition - you're still disrespecting me. And that, my "supposed" friend, will be taken to heart.