Mr. Dengler
"Oh what a dazzling sight to behold! The beautiful English girl in the beret presents herself once more. See how she stands before me with her angelic skin and mesmerising eyes of deepest azure. She proudly displays such a superior knowledge of sartorial originality and elegance! Only a lady with a undeniable skill such as this could possibly ornament my arm. She seems so familiar to me... Was it in my dreams? Or have we met in the past? Either way, I am fully entranced by her exceptional beauty. Her womanly curves would surely bear me many healthy childen. And oh what an honour it would be to faciliate what she needs in order to perform such a gracious task. Sometimes I wish I was not an internationally aclaimed rockstar. Sometimes I wish I were free from the binding shackles of fame so that our paths may cross and our fates collide. If only my stage persona were not so reserved and refined I could jump down and let my strong arms surround her in an everlasting embrace. Maybe one day. One day soon..."