A funny look at the January team fest characters
This is a short introduction to the January team fest characters. It should not be taken too seriously. My muse's naughty side wanted to play.
Team leader Nick Cutter is an arrogant, self-centered workaholic. He can talk for hours about his favourite subject: evolutionary zoology.
That's one of the reasons his wife ran away about eight years ago. Unfortunately he never found her farewell note with the well-meaning advice that he should take into consideration that the way to a woman's heart isn't through her ears. Therefore he still makes the same mistake to this day, resulting in the loss of his new love interest, Claudia Brown, who vanished after a night full of lectures and discussions about extinction and natural selection. (It is believed that Claudia Brown might have had help from Cutter's wife in her escape attempt.)
Cutter's side-kick, lab-assistant Stephen Hart, is a marksman and the team's tracking specialist.
When he isn't shagging Cutter, Captain Ryan or Lester, he runs 30 miles a week and extends his impressive collection of designer clothes via online-shopping.
For the eighth year in a row he was elected sexiest scientist alive and tart of the year. Before that, Helen Cutter had held those titles.
Most of the time Stephen remains steadfastly at Cutter's side. On the rare occasions where he needs a break from Cutter's half-baked ideas he has Helen Cutter on speed-dial.
This is Captain Ryan, SAS member and military back-up for the team of scientists. He takes no nonsense from Cutter and is known to knock people out should they refuse to cooperate.
The first thing he did after being assigned to the ARC was implementing shag breaks into the daily routine and stocking up the supply of gun oil.
Wannabe supervillain Oliver Leek, formerly employed as Lester's right-hand man and doormat has decided to throw his lot in with Helen Cutter to gain power. After he had been exposed to Helen's cleavage of doom he is turned off humans in general. His new lover is something from the future, named Dave.
Ethan Dobrowski, psychotic time-traveller and Danny' Quinn's long lost brother Patrick, has finally found the love of his life in his brother's favourite companion, Molly. This way he has got his revenge on his brother and his pleasure. Now every time he shoves Molly into his arse he sees Danny's tear-stained face in his mind.
After shagging all the pre-hominids and impregnating most of the females, Danny Quinn has taken flight from the responsibility. It's a bit hard to take care of sixty-seven offspring and their mothers, after all.
But as soon as he stepped though the anomaly in his own time he regrets this decision. The shot Matt Anderson has given him has rendered him temporarily impotent so his plans to shag Becker, Lester, Connor and that guy Helen Cutter had mentioned in her notebook are shot into the wind. On top of it, his crazy brother Patrick has stolen his beloved stick Molly and refuses to let him share the fun. The hastily-obtained surrogate, named Willy, doesn't have the same smooth feeling as Molly had and gives him splinters.
Aren't they a wonderful group of people? You just have to love them, don’t you?:D