what happened saturday night???
so whate REALLY DID happen saturday night, the 24th? well it all started at the dance at the Austin Prep gym that we had on saturday night...duh. i was chillin' with my bro. teague, when all of the sudden this smokin' hott girl walks over, and so i start grinding with her, which was a bad i dea, cuz it turns of that it was teagues girlfriend. he didn't have his good knife on him, so he tried to stab me in the face with his shoe. i shouted, "they're can only be one highlander!" and deflected it a hundred feet across the gym where it hit jen fryzel in the head and knocked her out (she was later taken out on a stretcher due to the shot to the noggin). meenwhile, the school's goofy spanish kid/pyromaniac, estaban verde, put all the cars in the parking lot up on blocks, and set a giant fire to the tires in the middle of the football field and danced around it naked all night. back in the gym, a full fledged riot broke because teague ended up tackleing me, and i nailed the DJ, and everyone got pissed off, cuz the music stopped playing, so fights broke out everywhere. next thing anyone knew, kids ran out into the parking lot and started setting things on fire, and mr. maredei and a few football players turned over some cars. rob hupper took ms. gannon hostage up in the weight room, and had a stand off with the cops until morning. when the sun finally rose, t dawned on a morning of calmness, and everyone went home and had a good day's sleep, rob was sick the next few days with suspendenitous, but sured up well.
well, that was last saturday night! woo!
well, that was last saturday night! woo!