I've added the second half of the Portugal v Sweden match to the post
here. Just so you know, I don't care who downloads or who you share the download links with, don't even worry about credit. Show it to anyone you think would appreciate it.
Now, I want to talk about Double Baldness. There are two types, in my opinion, Good and Bad.
Allow me to use Freddie and Henrik to start of my demonstration.
Yes, Freddie, you and Henke are sexy like WHOA. Pucker those lips Freddie, Henrik way to let the sun gleam off of your skull. *fans self*
You want more examples?
Damn, baldies, way to strut your stuff! Save some of that sex appeal for the rest of us! *wipes brow*
Zidane and Thierry: Sergio is drawn like a moth to a flame. Henry has set up the Double Bald Trap.
This would be a triple baldness but David isn't up to representing hot baldies today. Give the man a break. Thierry and Lilian, however? Represent!
This is can be considered either Quadruple Baldness or Two Pair Double Baldness, so I include it for the presentation. (*goggles* How long are Patrick's legs? Geez!)
Thierry and Pascal Cygan, got you on the run. (photographer mislabeled him as Freddie. Yeah, if he was wearing stilts!)
Damn, it's good to be bald. (Two pair! I don't care if they let their fuzz grow in during the cold seasons, totally still count as bald when you figure a year)
Daaaw, baldies.
*heart clenches a little*
He makes it look so easy.
*rubrubrub* intensifies the allure
Doubling your balds can get you anyone
Bobby...
Dennis...
Cesc too!
Good work boys.
Freddie: I like the extra attention but it gets so tiring.
Thierry: *giggles*
Yes, they've both departed to teams not Arse, fortunately Arsenal have plenty of other baldies in stock, some of whom don't even have thinning hair as an excuse, they are just so BADASS they've got to shave.
ETA: The real Sylvain Wiltord, since I mixed him up with Pascal earlier (you know, French guys, they all look the same)
With bonus young short-haired Bobby
I have one example of Bad Double Baldness
THAT, right there is not of the good. They should never stand next to each other. Never. (just from an aesthetic point of view, I hear Magnusson is a very nice guy...for a businessman)
This is the best pic to come out of that press conference. Because the West Ham jersey with its colors that react badly with the floridness of Freddie's natural skin tone isn't there.
Does anybody else find it funny that like every attacking player tends to list Michael Jordan as his favorite athlete? Henrik, Thierry, Freddie, I know he's an icon but they like the bald man who can score a lot of goals. Possibly they jinxed themselves! =:o In the future young players should idolize players with hair.