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THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR--
# Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
# whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
# Sell girl scout cookies.
# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
# Shave.
# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside- down. lmao or on your butt
# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrased when they open by themselves.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
# Stand there and mind your own business.
# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom
# Suddenly raise your arms above you and yell "TOUCHDOWN" then do a touchdown dance.
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got new socks on!"
# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "On, no not now, damn motion sickness!"
# Give religous tracts to each passenger.
# Meow Occassionally.
# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
# Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" hahahahah
# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
# Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. oh shit...this is fun
# Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
# Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
# Burp, and then say "mmmm.... tasty!"
# Leave a box between the doors.
# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
# Start a sing-along.
# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that YOUR beeper?"
# Play the harmonica.
# Shadow box.
# Say "Ding!" at each floor.
# Lean against the button panel.
# Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. sounds fun
# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." haha
# Bring a chair along.
# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" fantastic
# Blow spit bubbles.
# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
# Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body!"
# Announce in a demonic voice: "Next stop, 13th floor..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
# Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
# Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
# Ask the passengers if they saw that movie where the elevator cable broke.
# Bring your golf clubs and start practicing. Don't forget to shout, "FORE!"
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
# Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Excuse me, would you happen to have a tampon with you?"
# Start a sing-along.
# Play the accordion.
# Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
# Shake.
# Bark when they look at you.
# Tell the stupid-fucking OJ knock, knock joke & laugh at it
# As you are walking out, push as many buttons as you can.
enjoy life while u can humans. DO ALL OF THESE!
# Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
# whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
# Sell girl scout cookies.
# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
# Shave.
# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside- down. lmao or on your butt
# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrased when they open by themselves.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
# Stand there and mind your own business.
# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom
# Suddenly raise your arms above you and yell "TOUCHDOWN" then do a touchdown dance.
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got new socks on!"
# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "On, no not now, damn motion sickness!"
# Give religous tracts to each passenger.
# Meow Occassionally.
# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
# Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" hahahahah
# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
# Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. oh shit...this is fun
# Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
# Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
# Burp, and then say "mmmm.... tasty!"
# Leave a box between the doors.
# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
# Start a sing-along.
# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that YOUR beeper?"
# Play the harmonica.
# Shadow box.
# Say "Ding!" at each floor.
# Lean against the button panel.
# Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. sounds fun
# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." haha
# Bring a chair along.
# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" fantastic
# Blow spit bubbles.
# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
# Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body!"
# Announce in a demonic voice: "Next stop, 13th floor..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
# Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
# Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
# Ask the passengers if they saw that movie where the elevator cable broke.
# Bring your golf clubs and start practicing. Don't forget to shout, "FORE!"
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
# Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Excuse me, would you happen to have a tampon with you?"
# Start a sing-along.
# Play the accordion.
# Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
# Shake.
# Bark when they look at you.
# Tell the stupid-fucking OJ knock, knock joke & laugh at it
# As you are walking out, push as many buttons as you can.
enjoy life while u can humans. DO ALL OF THESE!